SwampThing

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  1. Watch the video, "Airgasm1" on SDM.com. Look closely, it's probably the first time YOU'VE even seen a girl do that. The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  2. There's junk in that box! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  3. Notice how the released ski lands on top of the canopy during deployment!? The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  4. http://cgi.ebay.com/GIBSON-1957-J-50-GUITAR-ORIGINAL-CLEAN_W0QQitemZ220182774744QQcmdZViewItemQQssPageNameZRSS:B:SRCH:US:101 The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  5. Yearly income average in 1971 was 9028.00, that's 20 years of retirement. And if Cooper had done any research into bank reserves, he would have had an idea how much money was available quickly. There was also the size and weight concerns. The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  6. I thought that was "Lone Ranger" The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  7. Sherm, if that guy can play then you have no excuse. Walt How does he carry all of that shit? The kid is amazing, I've seen him carry it all to his car and then drive away! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  8. What do you call a dwarf eskimo with a hard-on? A Frigid Midget With A Rigid Digit! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  9. I was born in '84...with a cigarette in my mouth! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  10. http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=2848819#2848819 Ivan called. The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  11. Ok, just the regular night jump gear... 2 bottles of tequila, 32 dollars in singles, and a halloween mask... Quote Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff. The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  12. http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Parachute&word2=Guitar The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  13. More hyperbole from the great defender of the keyboard.. that is some crazy brave shit taking on all those insurgents with your keyboard. Let's dance! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  14. No, but 420 Ca(lifornia) is fun too! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  15. Call Susan at the insurance company and ask for a copy (866) 585-4590. The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  16. That guitar is 50 years old. My guess is that there are very few around. If it is in playable condition, learn to play the fucker! It is easier than ever to learn a musical instrument these days--especially guitar! Walt http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSnUwA6c67k The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  17. Maybe you should share them Who the hell wants 2lbs of peanut M&Ms that have been up Turtle's ass?! Two girls with one cup! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  18. You'll have lots of time to learn with no canopy! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  19. You can get another canopy in spring, IT'S A 57 GIBSON! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  20. No gynecologist?! good point .. strike the civil engineer, add the gynecologist! Ya know.... there was actually this one time that I did help cut a tree in half using firearms. (long story, jeep got stuck on the downed tree, had to cut it in half - the tree, not the jeep - no saws, used the rifles and A LOT of ammo) Who needs a logger when you have the right firearms and enough ammo. SKS? No, Maple. The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  21. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_World's_Most_Dangerous_Places Great book, I have several editions. It's well written, informative, interesting and a book you can open to any page and read for a minute or a few hours. The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  22. Isn't that actually an old poster? The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  23. Quote Zing, he don't need no stinkin' runway. The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  24. Sorry - I can't talk with all this earth in my a PLANET in my mouth. The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  25. The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"