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I like PAYDAY...don't like BATHDAY! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"

Wanna see a picture of my DICK? ....No REALLY! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"

Hair club for men...I'm not just a client..... The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"

Ya give directions like: Head East outta L.A till ya smell it, go South till ya step in it! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"

North and South Dakota should just become one state...we could call it: "JEEZE it's fucking Cold" And Rhode Island should become part of Texas since it just LOOKS like a little ole Texas fart anyway... The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"

MY HEAD....Bu rn ing up on re en tr y The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"

You just won't be open enough to even CONSIDER the other option? I voted as you, but at least I* gave considerable thought to the other possibilities! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"

*** I say we grab a hammer and you tell us which one hurts worse. The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"

*** Worried about losing your title? The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"

That's a heck of "A. DEAL" The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"

looks like...Group oral sex? The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"

My dog licks his balls...does THAT count? The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"

*** http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1534821.html We All DO! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"

*** It's like acid without all the puking! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"

http://wincoast.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1488 Mr.Billvon, this is a very factual context that shows why it's no joking matter. It's been emailed around, and checked out for being real, the facts are like said. Remove it if you don't agree, but this is real and hits home about the seriousness of the matter and ina way we can understand. The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"

How about a Blonde test?! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"

NEVER pass out.... F I R S T ! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"

My 'Santa' can KILL you Reindeer! Gettin' stuck in his throat! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"

" Yo...Doc! Where ya GOING with them SISSORS!!!!!" The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"

S T E L L A ! ! ! ! ! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"

Here ya go Doughnut Boy, I got yer license & registration hangin'! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"

Why is the rest of the Star Trek landing party wearing a different color? The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"

I like 'credit'..... (Hey Twardo, how about them SAINTS! ) The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"

Like this place! see map etc. The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"

The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"