SwampThing

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  1. The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  2. Embarrassed? It's ok, man, come on out if you want. I know Twardo, he has NO NEED for one! The guy is such a tight ass..he squeaks when he farts! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  3. I DO! It's the other 'white meat'....wonder why they never advertise it that way on BET?! Now THAT'S funny! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  4. *** Okay, one last time. When trying to use an obscure reference in trying to make a humorous comment, the reference needs to relate somehow, on some level to the context of what you are commenting on. You might just as well have said, eat pork. To be funny, a comment like- 'Last time you bet on stains, there was a nearly impeachment.' See the difference? Oh, also...NEVER laugh at you own jokes. When they really suck, like that one, it make you look shortbus-ish instead of skinnyshrek-ish. Now go back and try it again. The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  5. Well Jeeze, 'Zon....ya gotta figure they didn't wanna get caught 'waiting' behind another $40,000.00 LAX main runway Democratic haircut did they!? Did anyone ever figure out just how MUCH jetA a 74's APU gulps for a blow dry and style??? If poor those dead dinosaurs only knew what their bodies would be used for! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  6. So what...THIS is how you tell me it's OVER?! You're SO cruel! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  7. But will be a destination for those that want a DZ that address safety as priority one. From a business standpoint, the choice is obvious. From a safety standpoint, the choice is obvious. From a competitive swoopers standpoint, it is the way of natural selection...that section of the herd can adapt, move to greener pastures or die out. The needs of the many overshadow the wants of the few. The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  8. I just wish I could find someone to make me a sammich! Good on you! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  9. Dirty Harry The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  10. I don't get it...WHICH one is the lie? The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  11. Done. BTW, even THIS post isn't really "worth" looking at. The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  12. Um...Didn't I see you smoking at an air show SATURDAY?! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  13. No, I think that's the other female moderator. You talking about Phreezone? I thought she was a he? How do ya go from kissin' ass to pissin in Cheerios in ONE THREAD?! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  14. I voted: ALWAYS laugh at somene who is down... DooD...You live in a CAMPER...................in a BARN???!!!! Yer Kllin' me!!! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  15. Which is why statics can be manipulated to say whatever you want them to, it's all in how you classify your data. Lets say an skydiving event lasts 3 minutes, shouldn't we then break driving 'events' down into 3 minute increments as well? You know, exposure to risk at comparable time frames? Gee I wonder how the fatality rate for every driver, broken down into 3 minute event increments, compares to the skydiving fatalities? I do believe it shows skydiving is a wee bit more dangerous! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  16. SwampThing

    Ouch!!!

    Oh there ARE reasons, but laughing at this video isn't one of them As far as YOU know anyway...!!! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  17. Definitely NOT a spitter! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  18. It is too bad that you decided to skip your freshman English classes. *** That is a combination that raises an eyebrow. (I had to correct the spelling of analysis...it was driving me bats, guess I'm compulsive like that ) The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  19. IS this this guy?! I mean seriously?! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  20. Well okay, but I ain't paying for the pictures this time! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  21. Maybe because they've never been told before that they HAVE to get it. Ripcord stops and blast handles didn't go away until it was 'set in stone' so to speak. Low pulls were tolerated more than they are now, the frequency went way down following new 'rules' and banishment's. Big difference between ~ "We'd like you to try not to do that." & "Do that again and you're history." The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  22. Where does snot come from? The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  23. *** Good job on not dying! Did you find the main, or follow it down? The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  24. How long before the sores go away? The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  25. It's an AN-2 The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"