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I think that gear may have gotten wet? Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."

Here in Minneapolis, there's an asshole driving a Black 2016 Chevy Colorado. During the summer, he's terrorizing the highways on a Red ZX 1400 Ninja. Total Ass Hat!! Just move over and let him by.... Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."

The best sleds for any age always was and still is.... an old truck inner tube.

That means that the Wicked Witch of Longmont... I mean "Kimmie's" efforts have been successful. Congratulation Kimmie!! Your efforts have resulted in less noise complaints. From these numbers, we can also deduce that the noise has been mitigated. Great job Mile High. So, now we can all stop checking this post for updates...... ... alternative facts based on actual numbers. Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."

I turn 60 in a few days and NOW your inventing a new club..... thanks for nothing!! Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."

Many years ago (probably before you were born) I rode a streamer into the dirt. I broke my pelvis and my back in three places. I took time to heal and Rehab. This last summer was my 40th year in the sport. The body is an amazing thing if you give it time to heal. Remember, Skydiving is a marathon, not a sprint. Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."

To late! Kimmie's already got the sound meter and video recorder set up and ready to go...... Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."

You're just pissed because you can't catch us!! Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."

No... Gibbs has no clue how foolish she is. She doesn't understand what a complete idiot she has shown herself to be. She will find a new avenue for her fight, regardless what the court says. In fact, my guess is she rushes out to buy a bigger shovel!! Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."

The female judge stated at the end... "Our decision will be rendered in due course". Does this mean another few years or will this happen sooner than later? I guess my real question is, how soon does the Wicked Witch of Longmont have to Pay up and Shut up? Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."

He inspired more than just one generation. Blue Skies!! Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."

2 weeks to the appeal hearing. Then the Appeals Court Judges have to consider the arguments and issue an opinion. The wheels of justice turn, but slowly. I think we should make December 14th "Jump For Gibby Day". Here's how it'd go... We all spend the day jumping as many times as possible. Then, at the end of the day, all the money left in our pockets will get donated to the Gibby for President in 2020 fund. Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."

All you old guys make me laugh..... Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."

Shhhhh!!! Don't wake the Nutjob! Just be quiet and let her sleep....

Just strap it on and go..... Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."

There would be a lot less road rage if entitled assholes would chill out. See attachment.... Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."

I love it. Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."

I don't usually "race" down the road at break neck speed on my ZX, but when those retards try to hold back traffic by going slow in the left lane, it's nice to have 200HP between your legs. Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."

the bastard, how much slower than the speed limit was he going? ....and then there's ZX14 speed. Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."

If you're the last group out on a long spot, that Stiletto will get you back when others are landing off. I love my Stiletto. Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."

I'm a married FOG that is seriously worried about the young skydiver guys out there. I can't believe nobody has taken you off the market yet. Well, we never were a very bright bunch. Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."

Skydive Twin Cities has several Large aerial photos with the individual landing spaces clearly marked on the main wall. It's used to train students and clarify zones for the up-jumpers. So..... Yes! Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."

Sabre 2 170? Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."

Caution.... Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."

I loved my new Pegasus (in a Northern Lite w/Phantom 24 reserve) back in the early 80's. It out flew anything around. We've been CRW jumping a bunch of older Furry's, Maverick's, and other F-111's. I would love to pick up a Pegasus in good condition. When I was jumping one, I weighed about 175 out the door. I think you might find your a bit big for a Pegasus?? When the Manta's came out, the bigger jumpers were much happier jumping them. That being said, I'd jump the Peg if it's airworthy.