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I thought the subject line read "If I met you in PRISON" If I met you in prison, would you protect me from the REALLY big scary women? They'd want to kick my 6'2" ass just to prove they could. Seriously...

Hey Shari! Canning a jar of stink pickles for you. I'll bring them to the DZ Saturday.

Did I say I was an English major? Brewing a Jambi was one I heard once... These are just awesome!!!! Bring on some more! I can't remember the last time I had a post with more than 30 replies! Woohoo!

My nephew asked me to add "downloading some files." Nice!

GFD started the whole "Do you poop at the same time everyday?" thread. I used to work with this guy that would make a pre-emptive strike before every show day and "go drop the kids off at the pool." What's your favorite/funniest way of saying "I gotta go take a shit!"?

I had no idea you were under so much stress Shari! I have to go with Psycho on this one, Shari. Nothing a cup of coffee and a bran muffin on the way to the DZ wouldn't fix. But start 'em halfway to the DZ so you don't have a "premature deployment."

SkyFest and hail storm sound familiar... Don't remember any really weird little short guys running around though?? Just remember a lot of mud and trying to sneak off to a corner to read Harry Potter 6 on the weather holds. If you are coming back to SkyFest this year, introduce yourself but leave the caribiners and ropes at home. I'm not that kind of girl!

How about a Tall Woman testifying on Tall Women? Tall women are fun, it's true :^) Certainly for me, two stepping with a tall chick for a change, makes other couples on the floor get the hell out of our way. Something kind of intimidating about two tall women together. There's fringe benefits like not having to stoop so much to kiss them. Nothing compares to a tall chick hug. Being a tall chick is kind of tough sometimes because on occasion weird little short guys think of me more like Everest than as a human being. That's not cool. Since I started skydiving, answering the "Do you play basketball?" question has a much more interesting answer. Dating smaller chicks has it's bennies, too. Getting a good spoon on them at night is just one. Oh yeah, I don't have to wonder where my favorite pair of jeans ran off to either. Really, when it's all said and done - aren't we all just about the same height when we're laying down, anyway?

Sounds like 4way at the end of the season

Always remember kids, if the pussy smells like tuna, you shouldn't eat it...

Yes. Well alrighty then

So guys and gals, has anyone jumped the ESB and lived? Forget injury and all that. I've been up to the observation deck and checked out all the sides and I couldn't see or even imagine a safe place to land. Not to mention the wind currents around that building are insane! IMO - the tip off was given to security by someone who worked for the Discovery Channel so Corliss could get arrested up there for some free publicity.

See you next weekend Nut!

No self respecting gay guy would have anything to do with THAT! Most of them would agree - EEEWW!

My 2 favorites are: "You're kid may be an honor student, but you're still a idiot" "God loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole" "My kid beat up your sissy Honor Student"

"Goddammit this is the last time I fall asleep first!" or "Give me the Stone, Potter!"

Reallly cool pics. And if the Secret Cervix is listening... Thanks for the pics man! Now I know what to AIM at!

I was hobbling around on crutches in an ankle to hip brace after trashing my ACL on a bad landing. I was at a client meeting and he asked me how I had hurt myself. I replied, "Skydiving." He said, "Did your parachute not open?" Oddly enough, for the next 5 weeks I was on crutches and the 10 weeks after I had surgery to repair said trashed knee, 7 out of every 10 people asked me the same stupid question. So I started telling people I got into a knife fight with an orthopeadic surgeon and he won. More blank stares...

"That chick you're living with? Well let's just say you might want to avoid making any really long term plans." Walt I second that emotion!!!!!

I sooo love tossing out my own little conspiracy theory to the Ultr Right Hand Boys.... it gets em all riled up... they really BELIEVE in their lord and master .. and he will NEVER do anything like wiretaping opponents... or lieing about anything.. or declassifying something just to smear a political opponent... The trouble is The Little Dictator actually believes God has given him a mission in life and is trying his damndest to bring on Armegeddon so he and all the other true believers can be raptured out of here. First things first girlie girl - The Little Dictator was an awesome Chaplin film. Comparing W to that piece of art is akin to comparing Roseanne to the Venus de Milo Secondly, during the Rapture, God/Jesus/Magical 747 is gonna swoop down and pick up all the SMART people. You know, the ones who have common sense, can engage in abstract thought and not completely ruled by dogmatic fallderall. He/She/It will leave behind every person who warning labels on silica gel and hair dryers were ever written for and then it will definitely be hell on Earth. And if you've ever said "Hold my beer and watch this" and survived, you're stuck here too. Sorry! Just my two cents Amazon Lovely avatar

C'mon Icon You know you wanna!!

Sorry you were asking for songs, huh? iTune the previously listed bands and you should come up with some good stuff

Krokus.....Eat The Rich!! I think that was it. Iron Madien Ozzy Rodney James Dio Metallica Sammy Hagar (solo) You forgot - Motorhead The Ramones Black Flag Generation X and Billy Idol solo The Cars Pat Benatar Spandau Ballet Rick Aston Howard Jones Duran Duran Power Station Robert Palmer Ministry The The Depeche Mode David Bowie 38 Special Triumph Reo Speedwagon Foreigner Journey The Stray Cats Cheap Trick Van Halen before Sammy Hagar fucked it up Stevie Nicks Fleetwood Mac They Might be Giants Ratt Poison Bon Jovi Erasure The Violent Femmes Siouxsie and the Banshees ... could go on for a while longer... yadda friggin' yadda....

Chuck Norris - ROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAR! Steven Segal - meow Steven Segal was choked out once by a 75 year old jiu jitsu master. When awakened Segal had to go change his underwear because he'd shit himself Besides, Chuck Norris' toupe could kick Segal's ass!!!

A friend of mine sent me this pic from an office, in NYC, completely designed by women. I would have put up one of those carney games where if you whizzed on the target just right, made the balloon pop, you'd get a prize - like a clean floor Could any of you guys use a urinal with someone looking at you?