4WayXena

I'm not sure where to go with that statement... Just messin' with ya'! I like gay guys. Gay guys rock. I wish every guy on the planet except for me, Airtwardo and a few other select guys, was totally 100% gay! That would be my version of a perfect world. Of course in this version of a perfect world, after a while, the ladies would be thinking that i was quite hot and even kind of charming! Sorry to break it to you Icon134, but in my perfect world you would be gay! Walt And then after all the chicks were tired of putting up with y'alls BS and decide I look pretty hot... Then it's Kirsten's World!!!!!!!!!

Worst movie EVAR!!! Dreamcatcher! Not even Morgan Freeman could pull that POS out of the toilet. My friend who saw it with me said "If I had just taken my $6 dollars and wiped my ass with it, I would have made better use of my money." When will mankind ever learn you can't make a good adaptation of the really far out freaky Stephen King novels. You can do alright with the novellas like Stand By Me and The Shawshank Redemption (forget Lawnmower Man and Maximum Overdrive). And some of the more creepy ones like Carrie and Delores Claiborne were okay to watch at least once. Sheesh!

Definitely Skymama but only because she's a chick and boys smell funny There's just something really icky about the idea of licking whipped cream off of a hairy guy, too...

In fairness, given where a prostitutes mouth might have been as recently as ten minute before you picked her up, who would want a prostitute to kiss them on the mouth? EEEW! Can you say Snowball?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! ( ! )

You're a mean, mean girl I haven't had mind blowing sex since the evil blonde two girlfriends ago. Pre-tardiness excuse even!!! That's like a century ago in dyke years!

Thanks for scanning that Luminous I haven't seen it in so long I couldn't remember it verbatim. What are all the watermarks on it? Beer stains I hope?

What do you mean "naughty naughty nate"???? Hell, his hubbie points are fixin' to skyrocket

Jenn and Larry - We'll be glad to have you guys out there

That is the truth too. First time i ever jumped at Waller, i was warned to stay away from you guys. I later learned that was because you guys knew how to have fun as a team and my team was anti-fun. *cough* BLANTON*cough* Who warned you to stay away from us? We weren't that terrible to be around. Unless you were a silly student who broke your wrists on AFF-2 because you forgot how to flare and PLF. I think she was 4inRelation Ass Sticker #6 or something like that??? Help me out Korshak. She was the one it took like a half hour to get the sticker on 'cause she got so plowed after her AFF-1 she couldn't stay still. Or was it because we were so drunk we couldn't stop laughing and kept missing her butt?

Well, Kirsten, you know me. My imagination needs help and development. Let's talk this weekend, sounds like you might be able to help me out! Why not? I've helped Stu

Nah. Just added to the legend that was 4inRelation

Hope that met with your approval Walt And you BOOO HISSSSers... You just got no imagination and I'm not in the mood for bannination - so there!

Okay - way off track here - but what new DZs and where? I just heard from hanging out here this pm that Temple gat a PAC750. WTF? yeah I've been living under a rock all winter

Nice to see you, Congressman! I'll be sure to chide her accordingly Xena

Here's the story I promised dear Walt Appel I would post in another thread... Once upon a time, on a DZ that didn't start sucking yet, I was on a skydiving team called 4inRelation. We were quite the crew and were know throughout Texas as "one of the more interesting 4way teams" to come around in a while. For example, both times we won a medal at TSL, we mooned the crowd. If another team swiped our slot on the Otter, we mooned them as they landed. As the sunset load took off, we mooned the plane as it took off then cracked open our beers and started the party. Yeah, alot of people saw my butt over the years of jumping there but those are other stories... This story, however, is about one of our team rules. The most infamous one. Once a 4way team has concluded it's career, it's considered poor form to share what happened when you were on said team. But time has passed, those involved in this adventure have signed the proper release forms and I can now share the story. It all began with one of our teamie’s habitual tardiness. Finally, the team captain, Luminous, tells us all one Saturday afternoon, "The only excuse for being late is if you're having sex." The rest of us smirked at each other. On a four way team, you're allowed to think like an adolescent boy even if you're a chick. "With someone else," he added. He thought he had us 'cause he'd just gotten a new gf himself. Our smirks lessened a bit but we still thought we had a loop hole in the rule somewhere. Then Luminous added the final bit "And you gotta bring proof!" Now he knew he had us. I’m guessing Luminous was hoping for some video evidence. My hope was that my teammates Brad, Phil or Korshak didn’t come up with something particularly gruesome like a used condom or other such soiled prophylactic souvenir. Otherwise, the penalty for being late was a case of Shiner paid directly to the team cooler at sunset. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. That evening I received a surprise visit from my gf and I relayed the day’s silliness over dinner. Her interest was especially piqued when I told about the team’s new tardiness rule though she didn’t say a word to me at the time. The next morning I got ready to go to the DZ for practice. As was my custom, I made a pot of freshly ground and brewed coffee in a French press. It was some really good stuff, I might add. And I poured a thermal mug full for myself and one for my gf who had stayed the night. As I turned to hand her the mug, she took it from me, set the mug on the kitchen table and led me to the bedroom. Since this isn’t a letter to Hustler or Playboy, I won’t give you the details. Let’s just say she helped me fulfill the requirement for being late to practice. After I collected myself, gathered the rest of my gear and coffee to head out the door, my first thought was, “I hope there wasn’t a video camera hidden in there or something.” My second thought was, “Oh yeah, I’m definitely late.” My third thought was, “Where in the hell can I buy a case of Shiner at 7:30am on a Sunday?” Just as I was about to walk out the door, my gf, grabbed me around the waist, spun me around and gave me a big smooch and pressed into my hand a folded note. I read it, laughed and quit worrying about finding a case of Shiner at 7:30am on a Sunday. I arrived at the DZ 15 minutes late. Coincidentally, my gf called just as I was pulling into a parking place. She wanted to know if the guys had seen the note yet. I was still on the phone, gear in hand, when Luminous caught me outside the hangar, trying to bust me for being late. “You’re late!” Without interrupting my phone conversation, I handed him the note and walked inside. As I was setting my gear down, I could hear him laughing hysterically outside. As each of the teamies showed up, the note was passed around and we had a great 4way practice. A couple of weeks later, I went back out to the DZ for some fun jumping and found my note framed and nailed to the wall in our team area for all to see. The note went something like this – To Whom It May Concern: Please excuse Kirsten for being late to skydiving practice this morning, she was having sex. Not the white hot, monkey kind of sex but the “if you do me I’ll make you a cup of coffee” kind of sex. Just so you know, Kirsten makes a great cup of coffee. Signed, Kirsten’s Girlfriend

Luminous and MoonGlo - I'm sorry I missed you last weekend, I'm working in New York for the next few days and will be out Spaceland this weekend. If you plan to move out to Spaceland or SSM for good, please bring my "Late to Practice Note" with you. If you're not there to appreciate it, no one should. After all, you were the one who helped inspire it, Captain my Captain. Yea Walt, there's a story that rivals one of your sordid tales And if you're good I just might post it. Why should you be the only literary type on this silly site? Hope to see you and the Jenn-ster soon, Luminous! Xena, Deal with it Princess aka That Chick Brad Lambert Used to Jump With

For some reason, people really like the appetizers I do... Salat Caprese 2 really fresh tomatoes 2 cloves of garlic 4 oz. of fresh mozzarella (you know that stuff in a tub floating in water, not the shredded crap you put on a frozen pizza to make it taste better) 6-10 leaves of fresh basil - thinly sliced or chiffonade GOOD extra virgin olive oil to drizzle on top Optional - a drizzle of balsamic vinegar Serve with toast points or toasted baguette

OMG!!!! Can you do this dish on a BBQ at the Rainbow Boogie??? I soooooo want to meet you Narci and talk food. Better yet, lets cook some food, eat it and talk about more food! OMFG!

If everyone's feeling particularly bitchy that day they could be MEN-stru-8 Just give 'em some M&Ms and some chips and they'll be fine...

But isn't part of the initiation into RB is to do a body shot off of each of your adopting parents? Unless Lee sat still and I picked up shot glass that was balanced on his bald, handsome head, I don't think he'll be adopting me. (No offense to the aformentioned LeeMac. He's bald on his head but furry everywhere else. Icky) Can two girls adopt me? Why not have a truly diverse brotherhood where Kirsten can have two mommies???

Well, gee, if you're gonna get all picky on me, check this out. Walt I give it two thumbs UP!!! I'd say "schwing!" but I don't have anthing to schwing....

Will any of the Rodriguez family be at SkyFest? I'd really like to be adopted. Life is so lonely without family

Oh hell. I forgot to ask my brother about a nitrous kit for that thing...I'll see him today and get info... We already figured out how to connect a toy for the ladies to it but we couldn't find any high-maintenance ladies to try it out. Varoooooooom! What the hell would any woman want with a 2 cycle blender when there's the Hitachi Magic Wand???

P.S. In short - WALT ROCKS!!!!!