Balls

Last summer they had some trivia contest on the morning radio show. The question was "where did the rule of thumb come from" Thinking that I was smart and going to win movie tickets for getting it right I spout off exactly what is quoted. There was about 5-10 seconds of dead air. Then they lectured me about how I shouldn't beat my wife and hung up on me. Turns out it has something to do with brewing beer. ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."

I'm in college. So right now I collect.... debt ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."

Jack in the box. The Bacon and cheese ciabatta (sp?) burger is the best. ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."

Have you read "The Law" by Frederick Bastiat. It's an old book and a fairly quick read (about 75 pages or so). I think it does a great job of putting into perspective what the law really should and shouldn't do. It's a really good book, I've read it 3 or 4 times. ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."

I can't wait to see that movie. ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."

The government couldn't keep Watergate a secret. 9/11 is on a slightly larger scale. ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."

Hey, I thought Al Gore invented the internet?! ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."

Does this count? ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."

Lost Prairie I need to get to a DZ ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."

Birthday Suit? ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."

Man, I'm glad I'm a man. (Bob and Tom song) Everyday I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of a broad When Oprah comes on, I turn off the TV I don't shave my legs, I stand up to pee I go to a barber, not a beauty salon Don't pluck out my eyebrows just to draw them back on Don't wax my pubes so I can wear shorts I use my turn signal, I understand sports Man, I'm glad I'm a man, man Tell you the reason I am I don't go through a phase every 28 days Man, I'm glad I'm a man I pay cash at the grocery, no checks or coupons Don't take a lot of friends when I go the the john I don't throw a fit when I break a nail I don't buy a lot of shoes just because they're on sale I don't apply makeup in my rear-view mirror I don't think of Bambi when I'm out hunting deer I drink beer from a bottle, not from a glass I don't ask my friends about the size of my ass I don't spend two hours getting ready for a date I don't play with dolls unless they inflate When someone asks me my age, I never lie After sex in bed, my spot's always dry I don't read about orgasms in Vogue magazines I don't mind if my dates try to get in my jeans I don't spend a fortune on French lingerie This is the same underwear I wore yesterday Man, I'm glad I'm a man, man Tell you the reason I am I don't take a pill, I don't use Massengill Man, I'm glad I'm a man Man, I'm glad I'm a man, man Tell you the reason I am I find Michael Bolton completely revoltin' Man, I'm glad I'm a man ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."

Donating it to science would be kind of cool. I heard they'll pay you for it too. I don't really care too much though. On a side note, my friend in Pharmacy school in a cadaver lab said that a dead man's dong looks really funny. ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."

I was an exterior painting contractor for a few years, I used Sherwin Williams most of the time and it worked great. DON'T BUY CHEAP BRUSHES. You will be sooooo much happier at the end of the day if you buy good brushes and roller covers. If you paint for multiple days, I second the "wrap up the brushes idea" Good luck ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."

awesome scenery pics by super hot Chrissylicious. I really like the wind blade one, I think I'll frame it. ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."

some more cool peeps. ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."

Yeah, it was a month ago, but we've been busy. Here are some cool pics from the trip. Are you happy now Roy? These were of the cool new jump plane we found on the way up. ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."

Alright, my wife and I are having a debate. Who is right? That old rhyme: Liar, liar, pants on fire...... what comes next??? I say it's: ...nose as long as a telephone wire. She says: ...Tarzan hanging from a telephone wire. Who is right??? ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."

How do you get it to your phone from the computer? ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."

Warp Tour '05 ----------- Sublime ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."

Crazy, huh. My sit was better than Chrissy's on that jump ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."

Not to mention the broken bottles in the parking lot ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."

Here are some pics of our AWESOME honeymoon

a few more ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."

Here are some pics from the wedding (Chrissylicious and I) ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."