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  1. Tanner (my daughter's dog), 1.5; Zeus, 6.5; and Brinkley, about 2 we think, we found him in the woods when he was about 6 months old. ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."
  2. That was one of my brothers. Some are funnier than others, and any input is good input. I think some of the first ones we posted are the funniest. ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."
  3. It's been a while since I've been on here. I finished school, now I'm in the Marine Corps. Hoping to start jumping again soon. Anyway, I've had a few sales jobs in the past, same with my brother. So we decided to start a blog with some of our funny stories of knocking on doors and such. I'm wondering how well our writing translates to people that a) don't know us; and b)don't know sales very well. We're hoping to use lots of these stories later to publish a book. Have a read, and let me know what you think. http://summersalesstories.blogspot.com/ ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."
  4. What do engineers use as birth control? Their personalities ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."
  5. Balls

    oorah!

    I haven't been on here in a while. Just wanted to post up that I am now proud to claim the title of United States Marine! Moving the family out to Quantico this week. Hopefully we'll be able to start jumping again this spring.Quote ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."
  6. Wow! thats awesome. The most I've done is 22 on my mtn bike ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."
  7. I wish I had tv just for this show I'd like to see Forrest beat Jackson as well. Anyone see the kimbo/thompson fight? I'm watching it on youtube now. Lots of people saying it was fixed? Edited to add: watched the rest of that kimbo fight. I don't think it was fixed like I heard, but it was a BS call on the early stop. The conditioning for both of them was pathetic. ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."
  8. Me and a buddy took 4th at our schools business plan competition today. Not bad out of 18 teams and only having 4 weeks to throw ours together (everyone else had the whole semester).
  9. Thanks. I was pretty set on being done when I finished my BA. But yesterday something in the back of my head was telling me to think about it. I just wish my school was closer to a DZ ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."
  10. I'm a couple semesters out from finishing my BA in business and am thinking about getting an MBA afterwards. Was it worth getting yours? How would you compare it to your undergrad experience? Anything you think I should know/consider? Thanks
  11. Last semester I wrote a 12 page English paper in one night. That sucked. I think I may need to pull another one soon. Business plan competition coming up soon. Me and a buddy joined onto a team of engineers that have no f*ing idea how to write a business plan so the 2 of us are basicly rewriting the whole thing in two weeks. It's going to suck. ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."
  12. Balls

    is this wierd

    yes ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."
  13. Hell yes!!!! Last summer sucked, I get to have fun this summer.
  14. Balls

    is this wierd

    the last few days i've had a strong desire to unpack my rig and repack it just for the hell of it. is this wierd? ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."
  15. Bourne is at the top of my list along with Band of Brothers. And the Die Hards
  16. Ya, I know... It's hard to discipline him sometimes cause he's so cute
  17. Workin on the kid thing Remember when Chrissy called you after her lasik last saturday? She gave the phone to me, we talked, I hung up... So 20 minutes later when we were eating, Chrissy asked, "Where'd Roy go?" me- "what? I don't know" Chrissy- "I was just talking to him" me- "that was 20 minutes ago" Chrissy- "but I was just talking to him" me- (explains what happened and that it's the Valum thinking for her) daughter- "crap! hell!" (semi-swear words my wife hates" Chrissy- bursts out laughing and shoves more pancakes in her mouth (we were at IHOP) and forgets about the whole thing. The next day she again asked where you went and I explained the whole thing over and told her about the previous conversation. Man she was looped out ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."
  18. No dividend this year. The few things I bought were on big sales, so no dividend. I do like my GPS though
  19. Well? ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."
  20. I like the Minka ball one and the fast like a bunny one. And more to the story, I fell asleep watching tv the other night and he crapped by the door. He didn't want to look at me after that one. ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."
  21. Thats hilarious! Those scumbags should off themselves. ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."
  22. I forgot to say, there is more to the story. So the next morning my wife woke me up (she gets up pretty early for work) because Zues had another accident in his kennel this time. He puked in the corner, which went through the bars and onto the floor. He also had diarrhea in there too. I felt really bad for him. The smell was pretty bad this time too. Luckily we stocked up on paper towels a while ago. He is feeling much better today. He's a happy dog now.
  23. OK, I couldn't find any recent pics of Zeus, but here are some from a couple months ago. PS. Shell, are those... um.... your boobs in your avatar? ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."
  24. 49 cats per backpack!?! PETA is going to be pissed ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."
  25. Balls

    Chuck Norris

    oops Maybe I should have searched first http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?do=search_results&search_forum=all&search_string=find%20chuck%20norris&sb=score&mh=25 ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."