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  1. Balls

    Chuck Norris

    Google "find Chuck Norris" and click I'm feeling lucky.
  2. I meant of my dog I was kind of tired when I wrote that. ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."
  3. Woke up to take my daughter to school and found more dookie in a corner He is a really good dog (except for last night). He got into the garbage earlier in the day and got a couple of bites of thai food before I could catch him. I think that gave him the squirts, luckily there wasn't much messy stuff in the garbage he tore apart, mostly just papers. I'll have to post a pic later when I can figure out how to get pics off of my treo. ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."
  4. So I wake up at 3ish this morning to my dog barking. Much earlier than normal considering I let him out to go potty when I went to bed around midnight. So I walk into the kitchen and there is garbage f*ing everywhere! Zeus, my boxer, either figured out how to open the kennel he sleeps in or I didn't shut it right. So I'm a little pissed right now. Then I walk into the living room/dining room area. One big turd, and about ten other spots of diarrhea (sp?), along with a couple of piss spots. The only way I could be madder is if he did it on my rig. Now about 2 hours and a roll of paper towels later, I'm almost done cleaning up this crap. Luckily its spring break and I don't have class tomorrow. Why the hell didn't he bark BEFORE he shit every where????? ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."
  5. Dragonflies??? or maybe potatos? I have no idea what your talking about. And DSE, I have absolutly no problem with you being a frisbeetarian
  6. Wow... What a pile of half truths. I don't feel like wasting too much of my time, so I'm only going to touch the first one. As a former member/ex member/apostate/inactive or what ever you call yourself, you should know that JS wasn't the only person to see the plates. There were 11 other witnesses (a group of 3 then later a group of 8) who saw the place. Some of them fell away from the church for varying reasons but none of them ever denied what they saw. I really don't feel like arguing about this. You know what they say, "arguing on the internet is like winning the special olympics, you may have won, but your still a retard." I guess we'll just have to wait till we die before we'll know for sure. ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."
  7. Cement shoes sound good. ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."
  8. There's lots of people that don't know that. I lived in canada for a while and use to tell people back home (washington state) that we saw penguins all the time. ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."
  9. ...then only illegals would skydive? ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."
  10. Your right, that wont be on american tv. I want to see that even though stalone looks like he is 100 yrs old. ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."
  11. Balls

    rc cars

    Not sure about rc cars, but my wife bought me an rc helicopter for Christmas. It's called an airhog or something like that. it is super small (like 10 grams), $30 bucks, and it flies for 6-10 min per charge. Or you can get the package of 2 for $80 that play laser tag together. ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."
  12. ouch It's not the balls, its the money. ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."
  13. So I've been getting a lot of email from Jason Rose lately. They are mostly a bunch of gibberish with links to pharmaceuticals that will increase my wang size. But the "from" line on my gmail clearly says its from Jason Rose. Are you trying to tell me something??? ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."
  14. Happy birthday Davey!!! ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."
  15. Good call on the lawsuits. They should probably sue Ford next, then some gun manufactures... A relative died from choking, maybe I should sue some farmers too. ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."
  16. http://abcnews.go.com/WNT/Investigation/story?id=1322866 Fourth paragraph down... I knew listening to that crap was torture, now I have proof. ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."
  17. Happy birthday man! ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."
  18. Who's the bastard that kicked me out of the gang? Well, I pulled 3.3 mil out of the bank so the first person to log into my acct. can send it to themself. You have ~10 min before I'm out of the infirmary and I get the shit beat out of me. ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."
  19. So I never really play this game. I'm on level 10 right now. I'm donating $3 Million to the gang, and 22 points as well, plus all my armor and junk. If anybody wants to take my guy over, the SN is "Balls" and the PW is "dropzone" ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."
  20. A ghost ring would look cool but it's for concealed carry, so I'm leaning away from something that is snag prone. ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."
  21. Went shooting the other day. I haven't shot much more than my Glock 19 lately. I shot a few other guns that friends have and realized that my stock Glock sights suck. I love the gun, but I want new sights. I've looked at trijicon and meprolights (sp?), but they seem a bit expensive. Any other good aftermarket sights? Which are the best best between the trijicons and the meps? -Guns are evil and cause crime... We know. Save it for another thread. ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."
  22. What kind of left wing tripe will the libs be copying from Moore, Frankin, clinton, ect. and passing off as their own socialist garbage? ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."
  23. Balls

    Wish me luck

    So I got the physical and written out of the way. Maxed out the physical, meaning I got full points by running faster than required and doing all the pushups and situps (it was really easy). The written test wasn't bad either. I got a 91%, the highest one there. All that is left is the oral board and thats at 3:40. Thanks for the support
  24. Balls

    Wish me luck

    I testing for a full time job with the police department here. Physical is in half an hour, then a written test, and then an oral board. There's one position open and 30+ people applied. Lets hope I can kick their asses. ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."
  25. That sucks. 50 of my 55 jumps were there. ---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."