goalie35

"I'm too busy being a kid to have one...."

Just do the smart thing, and throw them into the Cracks of Doom!

I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. Can't prove anything. And just where dd my cookies get to?

Nothing, if she's doing her Kegels...

The point being, that these same "authorities" define what a crime is. Today it's murder, theft and rape; tomorrow it's "thoughtcrime." Those of us opposed to the idea of national ID are, among other things, trying to preserve the possibility of acting against a future government that decides we exist for it, not the other way around. ...Or is that day already here?

It's part of his charm... OK, then YOU make a quark joke! My favorite is Weird Al's spoof of James Brown's "Living in America" (from Rocky III, I think). It's called "Living With A Hernia", and I howl EVERY time!

And you had to love: "I saw the Pam Anderson-Tommy Lee sex video...last time I saw a pussy pounded like that was Clay Aiken getting beat by Ruben Studdard on American Idol."

Sorry, didn't mean to intrude...I saw the title and assumed you were calling me. Carry on.

"The I.R.S. : the agency that handicaps the hired" "Warning: your government has determined that freedom is hazardous to your health"

Darn, and I thought it was a "Help Wanted" ad...

PM sent, and thanks for the announcement...I love Jamie's stuff!

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And neither do any of the others. They merely take cognizance of SOME of the rights free people enjoy. Some of the most important ones are enumerated within the first eight amendments; the Ninth and Tenth are there to say "we can't list all your rights here, so anything we haven't said the federal government can do, it can't do!" "Mr Franklin, what kind of government do we have?" "A Republic, madam, if you can keep it." Guess what? We couldn't... More on topic, a free society would take no notice of whether I carry a weapon or not. They would be concerned only about what I do with it. Prior restraint is slavery disguised.

Good on anyone that can protect some of what they have from the fedgoons. May I grow up to be one of them! Better yet, may we all grow up one day and starve the bloated government at all levels of its lifeblood and only power: our money.

The optimist believes we live in the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears that this is true!