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Hey! I resemble that remark! Hmmmm... I guess those emoticons aren't working ... I was just kidding, but couldn't resist pointing out the obvious . My motto: "Open mouth. Switch feet."

That's the spirit!! Michelle, You are an inspiration to all of us students! Thank you SO MUCH for sharing you jumps with us! So you use the "kick in the head" landing technique too? It's much easier to visualize than 6 feet of air. 1111, GeekStreak

I name all my vehicles... Always have. Have you graced you rig with a moniker? What's he/she called? 1111, GeekStreak

BEER!

Please refer to Article II of the Bill of No Rights

Nope. It's just a measure of how many hours of your life you've invested in dz.com. Maybe after 'adict' you should become 'share-holder' . 1111, GeekStreak

Geek Alert! 1111, GeekStreak

There's a song that goes a little somethin like this... "Pride is the chief cause of the decline in the number of husbands and wifes." ... Implying that we all need to get over ourselvs already

The first post is an example of abusing statistics to satisfy a desire for laughter.

I get 600k all the time on cable... can't live without it now. 1111, GeekStreak

Nope. I spoke with him over the phone. He set me straight. Have no doubt, I'll find that bloody RSL and learn how to operate it before jumping again... some time between July 13-15

Southpark viewers should all have to register... and there should be a waiting period while a background check is completed on the would-be viewer. Perhaps we should ban the show altogether, eh? Think how many poor underprivilaged children would be saved from being SMACKED UPSIDE THE HEAD by their parents for repeating the language and antics of the Southpark cast! For that matter, we need Simpsons-control too!! If we outlaw prime-time cartoons only criminals would watch them! Wait, no, that's not it . If we outlaw prime-time cartoons only police officers will ... shit, that's not it either! Ah, hell! Let's all just go get our guns and shoot 'em! 1111, GeekStreak

That's the most ignorant thing I've heard all day! (07:15 AM right now ) Let's try something. Pretend that guns were just outlawed 5 minutes ago. Now, who has guns??? That's right. Everybody that already had one still has it only they are now all criminals (not just some of the as before). 1111, GeekStreak

WELCOME!! 1111, GeekStreak

hehe... don't forget the washing machine . 1111, GeekStreak

Well that should be easy. I'll probably be here for another 9 years! lol!!!! 1111, GeekStreak

Then we agree . 1111, GeekStreak

Awwww... I like you too, Justin . It's OK if we disagree. This is America! That's what we do here. Now if we could all just get along...

Funny how things work eh? I posted this because I thought it was a funny comparison... doctors vs. guns... the same day SpeedRacer posted Zero Tolerance Hysteria I have no idea if those numbers are correct... but next time I go to the doctor I'm taking my gun!! 1111, GeekStreak

I did that on my first jump... a little too much ground-fixation, fear or whatever. It wasn't a pretty landing. Before my second jump one of the instructors gave me a tip that helped me. He said, "When it looks like you could kick somebody standing below you in the head, flare." It worked for me. I stood that landing.

Pammi, Go south young lady. Go south! Austin, TX is where I'd go if I had a choice. I live in MD right now and I don't recommend it to anybody. I live between DC and Baltimore because it's the only semi-safe place to have kids. DC = crime Baltimore = crime ... and unless things have changed dramatically Baltimore is leading the nation in STDs and teenage pregnancy. A recent study revealed that 1 in 20 was using heroin. Baltimore ran a reading program for a while. Their slogan was "Read by nine." Gimme a break! That's third grade! It's a scenic state with a lot of recreation to offer, but STAY AWAY FROM HERE!!! You wouldn't like it nearly as well as OK.

Have you seen these statistics? 1111, GeekStreak

No... but since you did... Let's ban Canadians!!!! It's all their fault!! j/k 1111, GeekStreak

Extreme policies like that are the direct result of lazy F$#@ing parents that think the government should raise their kids. Think about it for a second. How are extreme rules and laws gonna change the behavior of a child? Seriously!? Think about it for a moment. Do you think that the Columbine incident would have occurred if Mom and Dad had checked the boys room for half a nano-second? It's MY RESPONSIBILITY AS A PARENT to ensure the safety and well-being of my children and nobody else's. It's not the TV cartoons, it aint the movies, toy guns, violent movies, etc. It's bad parenting that causes kids to turn to shit, period. It comes down to this: Children spell love T I M E. If you give them enough of it they will look to YOU for guidance, not society, their friends, or the boob tube. Banning the use or manufacture of [insert something innocuous here] simply gives people a false sense of security. It is a waste of time and tax dollars.