GeekStreak

... getting what you pay for??? hehe

ROFLMAO @ Tiger!

Hmmm... Me too with the feet thing, Zennie. It was the only dream I ever had with my x-wife in it. She's gone. The feet are moving again

Do you ever dream that you are flying? I hear that it's pretty common. I can still vividly remember flying around our house (in a dream) at the age of 5. I'm wondering if jumpers are more prone to this. Take the poll! Tanx, KB When did you first start having flying dreams? Since I Can Remember Since Adolescence Since Early Adulthood Since My Divorce ;) Since I Started Jumping Never Other

Welcome, Skip! I was the same way. I've spent a month running my mouth about how fun it was and I haven't even done a freefall yet! Money is an issue for me so I'm taking it one jump at a time, but seriously considering whipping out the plastic fantastic (which I HATE to do) and jumping all freakin weekend! Insane? Naw, just an adrenaline junky

A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on an interstate road for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80mph he suddenly saw a flashing red and blue light behind him. "There ain't no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100 110 and finally 120 with the lights still behind him. "What in hell am I doing?" he thought and pulled over. The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car. "I've had a tough shift and this is my last pull over. I don't feel like more paperwork so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before you can go!" "Last week my wife ran off with a cop," the man said, "and I was afraid you were trying to give her back!" "Have a nice night", said the officer

If you are 18 or over, JUST DO IT. You don't need their approval, do you? If you are under 18, but 16 or over, didn't you get their signature to make the tandem jump? Maybe you're becoming a jump freak

NOT A CHANCE! I've lived in FL, AZ, TX(half my life), HI, VA, MD, CA and I gotta say that Texas just plain rocks!! Blue Skies, Karl

He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said...You wear briefs, don't you? He said... Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune? She said...Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money. She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk? He said... It's not my fault...I ran out of money. He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way. She said...Well, you succeeded. He said... 'Two inches more, and I would be king' She said...'Two inches less, and you'd be queen' On wall in ladies room: 'My husband follows me everywhere' Written just below it: 'I do not' Priest... 'I don't think you will ever find another man like your late husband.' She said...'Who's gonna look?' He said... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror. He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight. She said...Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on. He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? She said...I would, but you're never there. He said... "Shall we try a different position tonight?" She said..."That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.

You're in Texas. WHY LEAVE?

1. Alien beings from a highly advanced society visit the Earth, and you are the first human they encounter. As a token of intergalactic friendship, they present you with a small but incredibly sophisticated device that is capable of curing all disease, providing an infinite supply of clean energy, wiping out hunger and poverty, and permanently eliminating oppression and violence all over the entire Earth. You decide to: A. Present it to the President of the United States. B. Present it to the Secretary General of the United Nations. C. Take it apart. 2. As you grow older, what lost quality of your youthful life do you miss the most? A. Innocence. B. Idealism. C. Cherry bombs. 3. When is it okay to kiss another male? A. When you wish to display simple and pure affection without regard for narrow minded social conventions. B. When he is the pope. (Not on the lips.) C. When he is your brother and you are Al Pacino and this is the only really sportsman-like way to let him know that, for business reasons, you have to have him killed. 4. What about hugging another male? A. If he's your father and at least one of you has a fatal disease. B. If you're performing the Heimlich maneuver. (And even in this case, you should repeatedly shout: "I am just dislodging food trapped in this male's trachea! I am not in any way aroused!") C. If you're a professional baseball player and a teammate hits a home run to win the World Series, you may hug him provided that: (1) He is legally within the base path, (2) Both of you are wearing sufficient protection, and (3) You also pound him fraternally with your fist hard enough to cause fractures. 5. In your opinion, the ideal pet is: A. A cat. B. A dog. C. A dog that eats cats. 6. You have been seeing a woman for several years. She's attractive and intelligent, and you always enjoy being with her. One leisurely Sunday afternoon the two of you are taking it easy - you're watching a football game; she's reading the papers - when she suddenly, out of the clear blue sky, tells you that she thinks she really loves you, but, she can no longer bear the uncertainty of not knowing where your relationship is going. She says she's not asking whether you want to get married; only whether you believe that you have some kind of future together. What do you say? A. That you sincerely believe the two of you do have a future, but you don't want to rush it. B. That although you also have strong feelings for her, you cannot honestly say that you'll be ready anytime soon to make a lasting commitment, and you don't want to hurt her by holding out false hope. C. That you cannot believe the Jets called a draw play on third and seventeen. 7. Okay, so you have decided that you truly love a woman and you want to spend the rest of your life with her - sharing the joys and the sorrows, the world has to offer, come what may. How do you tell her? A. You take her to a nice restaurant and tell her after dinner. B. You take her for a walk on a moonlit beach, and you say her name, and when she turns to you, with the sea breeze blowing her hair and the stars in her eyes, you tell her. C. Tell her what? 8. One weekday morning your wife wakes up feeling ill and asks you to get your three children ready for school. Your first question to her is: A. "Do they need to eat or anything?" B. "They're in school already?" C. "There are three of them?" 9. When is it okay to throw away a set of veteran underwear? A. When it has turned the color of a dead whale and developed new holes so large that you're not sure which ones were originally intended for your legs. B. When it is down to eight loosely connected underwear molecules and has to be handled with tweezers. C. It is never okay to throw away veteran underwear. A real guy checks the garbage regularly in case somebody-and we are not naming names, but this would be his wife-is quietly trying to discard his underwear, which she is frankly jealous of, because the guy seems to have a more intimate relationship with them than with her. 10. What, in your opinion, is the most reasonable explanation for the fact that Moses led the Israelites all over the place for forty years before they finally got to the Promised Land? A. He was being tested. B. He wanted them to really appreciate the Promised Land when they finally got there. C. He refused to ask for directions. EXTRA CREDIT QUESTION: What is the human race's single greatest achievement? A. Democracy. B. Religion. C. Remote control FYI: A real man answers "C" to all of the above . TTFN, Karl

I've heard many people refer to beer events... 100th jump, cutaways, etc. I'm wondering what'll be more costly, jumping or the beer!?!?! hehe What are the events/achievements I need to buy the beer for and how much do I buy? Inquiring minds need to know. Blue Skies, Karl

Just as I suspected. Thanks for the input

Last Saturday I went to a "near-by" DZ to check it out and found out that they don't offer static line jumps because, and I quote, "they aren't safe". Were they just trying to get me into AFF or is SL truly more risky? Karl

I have only one static jump under my belt... will have another (or more

Hi Gang, Who is Brian Germaine and why should I be excited that he's gonna be at Skydive Orange this weekend? Cheers, Karl

I have a policy that I got while I was in the Navy. It doesn't exclude hazardous activities, such as serving in the military or jumping out of planes.