sum1mom

You are one whack job. It’s okay though…one of those things that make you such a “duh” Hey! They have bunk beds in the bunk rooms!! I GET TO BE ON TOP!!!

I have two crushes Nawd gonna say it. .......beer...light and something about amanduh just drives me crazy.

Oh! Now I know were you were last night!! Note to self: NEVER LET AMANDUH BABYSIT

That lemming looks like it could swallow the infant monkey in one gulp.

I injured my leg and the SWELLING turns Amanduh on. She's one sick kid.

NO...i SAID YOU ARE A FAT CHASER!!! YOU LIKE MY FAT CANKLED LEG. I shaved it last nite just for you. Sheesh...who's the blonde one here???? and by the way SFU

One cankle. Thank you very much!! She's a fat chaser and likes that leg.

Amanduh thinks I'm a hot piece

Uh huh...sure, whatever. Just remember, when you can't stand "it" anymore (after thinking about me so much), you will owe me a jump. Remember the pants

What? Now I have groupies??? Holy hell!!

Yes, but she idolizes me. It's really pretty sick. Gonna have to start wearing duct tape around my boobies so she'll quit trying to grab on them. Very possible that she was never weened as a baby.

I have a stalker... Amanduh is obsessed with me. She thinks I'm sexy and she stares at my boobies all the time.

did her poopie glow in the dark?

Old guiltly feelings for the poor prairie dog I shot with my b-b gun when I was little. There..... I feel so much better now.

It's about time you posted a funny joke

I agree.. BONZAIIIIIII!!!!

Too lazy to google: I think these were from the 80's My Girl and Stand By Me

I hate to go against the grain here, but - I will Tuesday nites are reserved for ironing and Idol. It's fun to watch these guys face each challenge. Vonzell (sp) is a really fun performer and has a great deal of appeal. She doesn't have the sickening cheeze factor that a couple of these other guys are getting away with. I don't vote - I do laundry and watch the show and guess who's next to go home. I don't think she will be....so, you will be seeing a little more about her at your network next week. I could be wrong, but I doubt it - that doesn't happen often

Into the Mystic - Van Morrison

Oh sh*t!!! YOU WIN!!! Perfect!!! When do you start ripping off the clothes? "The weather started getting rough, the TINY ship....."

How 'bout the theme from "The Love Boat"

Oh...and how many jumps did you make today? I made 15 this weekend...I'm too tired and too beat up to even think about jumping. Besides - you didn't get to smile/laugh with me in freefall.... Whatever girly-man with moobs. **flexes butt** now, that's a muscle!!