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Umm, how did the landing do that to your hair? Is it hot in here, or am I crazy? - Charles Manson flyhi

Avagadro's number comes to mind Is it hot in here, or am I crazy? - Charles Manson flyhi

Another senseless skydiver act committed on a dropzone. I'll bet alcohol was involved, too. Sometimes I just feel like Augie Doggie, "Oh, the shame of it all..." And if you don't remember, Augie was wearing a bag on his head when he said that. Is it hot in here, or am I crazy? - Charles Manson flyhi

Sorry, I got here a little late. The worst "p" word a woman can use is, Potential, as in, "He's a little rough around the edges, but he's got (everyone now) POTENTIAL." Is it hot in here, or am I crazy? - Charles Manson flyhi

I thought you guys said they were suppositories! Is it hot in here, or am I crazy? - Charles Manson flyhi

Rumor was he could only count to 20 and a half. At least, that's what she said. Is it hot in here, or am I crazy? - Charles Manson flyhi

Sometimes we just don't understand how you women make it out of the house in the morning. Is it hot in here, or am I crazy? - Charles Manson flyhi

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists ... two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside of this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. " I tried, but I just can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, " This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the damn chair ! " Is it hot in here, or am I crazy? - Charles Manson flyhi

You callin' Clay a petunia? Not that I'm upset about it, just wondered. Is it hot in here, or am I crazy? - Charles Manson flyhi

Or wait till someone asks if they can help you and say, "No, just looking. Thanks." Another fun thing to do is go to Disneyland/world, find the giant Mickey Mouse character, tap him on the shoulder and ask, "Excuse me, do you work here?" Is it hot in here, or am I crazy? - Charles Manson flyhi

Did a 2-point 40-way last Saturday at Deland. Was a floater on the trail plane (Otter) and floated/dove after the chunked 8-way base. Final point was concentric circles with the outer one breaking at 5000' and the inner one at 4500. Hard to believe how far some people can track in 500'. Is it hot in here, or am I crazy? - Charles Manson flyhi

Every women feels she is overweight and every man feels he is about four sit-ups away from sharing a hot tub with Gwen Stefani. Is it hot in here, or am I crazy? - Charles Manson flyhi

First jump at 10100 (Base 2). Jumped last Sunday at 15.28*pi years. Had a .02 millenium break in there somewhere. Is it hot in here, or am I crazy? - Charles Manson flyhi

I thought there was another this time. Was it Roger Nelson? Or was it a regional director that was a write-in? Can't remember. Is it hot in here, or am I crazy? - Charles Manson flyhi

One day Dirk, who has been stranded on a desert island all alone for ten years, sees an unusual speck on the horizon. "It's certainly not a ship," he thinks to himself. And as the speck gets closer and closer, he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft. Suddenly, emerging from the surf comes this drop-dead gorgeous brunette woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She approaches Dirk and asks, "How long has it been since you've had a cigar?" "Ten years!" he says. She reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a hand rolled camaroon, still in the tube. He takes it, lights it, takes a long drag, and says, "Man, oh man! Is that ever good!" She then asks him, "How long has it been since you've had a sip of whiskey?" Trembling, he replies, "Ten years!" She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on her right sleeve, pulls out a flask, and gives it to him. He opens the flask, takes a long swig, and says, "Wow, that's absolutely fantastic!" Then she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit, looks at him seductively asks, "And how long has it been since you've played around?" Dirk, with tears in his eyes, replies, "Oh sweet Lord! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there!" Is it hot in here, or am I crazy? - Charles Manson flyhi

Still too many zero's in that number. Come back when you have a brand new rig and a $ 2K car. Then you will officially be hooked. Is it hot in here, or am I crazy? - Charles Manson flyhi

Had a weird one this weekend that I thought I would share to broaden the knowledge of all. I jump a Javelin with no velcro on it. My Vector use to have a velcro'd cover for the bight created from setting the brakes. Not so with the Javelin. After I had the Slinks installed, my rigger said to just feed the bight through the external slink loop between the riser and the lines to keep it. The Slinks also have a tab which should stay stowed in the riser loop. Key word: should. This weekend after dumping and checking out a good canopy over my head, I collapsed the slider, reached up, grabbed the toggles, and unstowed the brakes. My right brake only came down about two inches and hung up on something. Tried using excessive pressure, and as always not a good idea. I checked steerability using rear risers and opted to land using them. Once on the ground, I looked at my steering line and found that the bight had twisted and ended up around the Slink tab which had worked its way out of the riser. By pulling down, I had locked it in place. Bad juju. In the future during packing, I will be more attentive to ensuring the Slink tab is in place inside the riser. Also, prior to unstowing the brakes, will make sure the steering line bights are free and unencumbered. No blood, no foul, but be careful out there. Bad stuff can always happen. Is it hot in here, or am I crazy? - Charles Manson flyhi

Home from the Dropzone Someone painted my front door, Whoops, in the wrong house. Is it hot in here, or am I crazy? - Charles Manson flyhi

Dude, We've all seen your pictures. You obviously have talent for that. What about starting a weekend-type photo business. Maybe not the wedding/bar mitzpha (sp?) stuff, but more informal. Portraits, family parties, kid's birthdays... It would seem you have the equipment, low overhead if you are living at home, and you pick the hours. Insist on cash and only take the jobs you want. Anniversary party in the local area? Take it. Group orgy with naked chicks? I think you know some people you can recommend. Is it hot in here, or am I crazy? - Charles Manson flyhi

It sounds like a perfect vacation, but my ex's attorney and the court feel it would be a better idea if I send her about a Stiletto a month instead. If anyone sees me out walking around, please shoot me. AggieDave or MarkM can probably tell you what gun to use. Thank you. Is it hot in here, or am I crazy? - Charles Manson flyhi

I went out with a cocktail waitress once who said she had the supreme organism on the planet. Are you saying there was a tie? Is it hot in here, or am I crazy? - Charles Manson flyhi

I'll bet there are chain gangs all over the country contacting their lawyers about a defamation of character suit. Is it hot in here, or am I crazy? - Charles Manson flyhi

Yeah, the difference is like night and a different part of the night. Actually jumped Moss Point once and I had a great time. Very friendly people and very convenient. Hard not to have a good time anywhere on the Gulf Coast during Mardi Gras. Most places you will feel under-dressed if you leave the house with less than a six-pack. Enjoy! Is it hot in here, or am I crazy? - Charles Manson flyhi

I'm not even in the top 50. I gotta do something! Is it hot in here, or am I crazy? - Charles Manson flyhi

I think you'll miss it by a state. Isn't it in Missississississippi? Is it hot in here, or am I crazy? - Charles Manson flyhi