Kid_Icarus

Hand grenades..... the answer is always hand grenades..... "Brick... where did you get a hand grenade?" ________________________________________ "What What.....

???? THIS Chuck Norris?? Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhouse kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium. ________________________________________ "What What.....

yeah... chuck doesn't want you talkin about him.... ________________________________________ "What What.....

how about Chuck Norris has never been in an animated cartoon series bacause cartoons are for kids. Grow the fuck up. RoundHOUSE KICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or Chuck Norris has never been in an animated cartoon series because his hands are feet are so fast they can't be seen and it looks likes he's floating like a ghost, or freaky amputee porn star, both of which are not funny for kids. So animaters of the world... expect one roundhose kick to the groin-face-chest for attemting to capture Chuck's greatness. ________________________________________ "What What.....

Google'd http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1136974125/Extremely_Low_Altitude_Flying http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1131880548/Extremely_low_altitude_flying http://www.uglyjackass.com/media/videos/?id=low_altitude_flying2 and my personal favorite -pilot Vols Blancs http://www.fighterweapons.com/share/Videos/MIII.wmv another but not low flying http://www.uglyjackass.com/media/videos/?id=f18_ride ________________________________________ "What What.....

So i sent the video to my day, retired navy pilot and seaplane travel service owner and pilot. this was his conclusion... "I watched the video 6-8 times. The guy was making a full-power take-off when his right-hand engine quit....swerving him sharply to the right. An experienced multi-engined pilot (like your Dad) would have immediately hit the rudder to stay on-course. The idiot didn't and the plane swerved to the right....then the pilot over-corrected, swerving left (ripping-off his tip-float). ....What happened next blows my mind: HE NEVER TOOK THE POWER OFF and in-explicably he tried to continue the take-off keeping the remaining left-hand engine at full-throttle!!!! . The idiot's only remaining problem was a little beach in front of him...which he hit at half the speed he needed to rotate and take-off. He forgot he had bled-off so much airspeed with his water dancing that he was probably only going 40-50 when he hit the beach, ...spun around in the sand....broke the left wing in half..... WITH THE THROTTLE STILL AT 100% the left prop hits the sand, probably snaps the prop shaft and the engine finally dies. (Interestingly, in the audio you can hear the "dead" right-hand engine chugging at-idle AS the plane hits the beach --while the left-hand engine is at full-throttle). I don't know, maybe the rich old owner had a heart attack." ________________________________________ "What What.....

Fuckin A dude... those are bad ass... thank you for you hard work over there. I personally appreciate it. Come home safe. ________________________________________ "What What.....

No.... bacon is gods gift to humans. Bacon and eggs, bacon on toast, bacon on turkey avacado sandwhiches, turkey wrpaaed bacon, bacon wrapped bacon, bacon bits in salad, goat cheese bacon and basil leaves on crackers, bacon and ice cream, bacon cake, mmmmm ggrllllllollrlrllgll.... baaaaconnnn. Homer to bart..."Butter you bacon boy".. "but my heart hurts" ...... (shaking fist) .."Butter it!" ________________________________________ "What What.....

Yeah... those are real beauties. Great plane to take arround the islands.... with margaritas....mmmmmm... margaritas.... gotta go ________________________________________ "What What.....

Google "male Thong".. that's what i do when my co woorkers leave their computer unatended.... ________________________________________ "What What.....

Jay Mohr does a bit on this.... and yes.... i was my butt before my face..... ________________________________________ "What What.....

What?!?!? Back is is awesome... look at mine.... ________________________________________ "What What.....

give this 3 minutes its fucking halirious http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBSpNPzVsMM ________________________________________ "What What.....

um.. no... THIS Gary, Indiana. ..ummmm...beautiful! ________________________________________ "What What.....

Fun Fun! ________________________________________ "What What.....

Roots Manuva -Run Come save me Federico Aubele - Grand Hotel Buenos Aires Beck -Guero Party Ben -Mash Ups ________________________________________ "What What.....

I am a bartender.... the drink you are looking for is called a: WET PUSSY 1 oz Peach Schnapps 1/2 zo Apple Pucker Cranberry Juice to taste makes a great shooter. For a cocktail size version i'd double the peach, and 1 shot of apple. Trust me, they will say YUM and you will get laid.... ________________________________________ "What What.....

My cat does the same thing, except sometimes more frequently... i thought it was people always telling her she was fat.... so she puked it back up to stay thin. HOWEVER....she's an inside kitty so i never take her to the vet. Well i did. She has Hyper Thyroid Disease, which fucks up her metabolism and makes it so she pukes and loses weight. I have to give her meds 2x daily and if that doesn't work she needs surgery to remove her thyroids!! So don't think this isn't an issue if it happens weekly. Go get some blood work done if you love you kitty. ________________________________________ "What What.....

That is sick and wrong... at least you didn't do it to your self.... ________________________________________ "What What.....

I was in Croatia last summer.... it was beautiful... I almost didn't come back from Hvar. Truly one of the most spectacular places on the planet. ________________________________________ "What What.....

If you had 2 airline tickets to anywhere in the world, where would you go? I'd go to Gary Indiana. ________________________________________ "What What.....

That is soooo sick. I am going to get one. ________________________________________ "What What.....

No Way man! I think it looks awesome. I mean, so what if the Lobot look from Empire Strikes Back took 23 years to catch on.... i mean, This guy was cool. ...yeah i agree.. they look fucking stoooooopid. ________________________________________ "What What.....

I'd poke a small hole in them, drain al the Go Fast! out fo them and pee into it.... that'll teach him ________________________________________ "What What.....

Chalk up Shannon too! ________________________________________ "What What.....