Kid_Icarus

So, in talking with all of our favorite friend Sunshine, she lets me in on a little secret... "i've never been pied..." here is the conversation Sunny says: i managed to sneak by again Sunny says: i've never been pied... JJ says: that's not right JJ says: pay your dues.... don't make me post something about it Sunny says: nobody tried to pie me JJ says: i would've Sunny says: if you post about it, everyone will pie me when they see me!! Sunny says: you know how many people will be shocked that ive never been pied So I hear she likes coconut cream...... ________________________________________ "What What.....

Thanks. he's bad to the bone!!!!!!!! ________________________________________ "What What.....

The can of spray paint I was painting my model with became clogged and, ohhh, look, a nail. Proceeded to get paint all over my eyes and face. Lesson learned. ________________________________________ "What What.....

What is the name of the real life singer who sings that AWESOME first song in Old School? IS he the lead singer from Cake? he is also in another movie of that "Frat Pack" ________________________________________ "What What.....

Dude! I had a bong just like that in college!!! ________________________________________ "What What.....

Someone told me if you keep the heat 5 degrees below what you usually keep it wehn you're not home, it save energy because it doesn't use as much gas to heat the place back up from 55 to 70. Anyone else heard this? ________________________________________ "What What.....

This is SOOOOO amazing.. it's dead on.... You'd better sit down. You are suffering from Johnosis. Cause: drug abuse Symptoms: dilation of pupils, listlessness, frequent hunger Cure: expensive biofeedback devices ________________________________________ "What What.....

OOOOO!! OOOOO!!!!!! Is it National Talk like a Pirate day.... (almost...) ________________________________________ "What What.....

The guy in the parking lot will hook me up with..... what...? I'll be in Mesquite this weekend, for the boogie.. it's a great dz! ________________________________________ "What What.....

Will I see pink....? ________________________________________ "What What.....

Hey Hey!!! Get back on topic..... titty bars ________________________________________ "What What.....

Well, Crazy Horse, Cheetah, Palomino? ________________________________________ "What What.....

..Because women are like roses... they are beautiful.... and 2 roses or a whole bunch together are a bouquet, and everyone knows that bouquets are more beautiful. ________________________________________ "What What.....

I live in Mormonville Utah... my theater isn't even SHOWING the movie.... it could give the holy people some ideas...... on what the outside world is like... Yes local groups are mad (gay and lesbian) and it kinda pisses me off too, but i guess if you own the place, you get to say waht plays and what doesn't.. ________________________________________ "What What.....

What ..... you guys have never checked out www.microkitten.com ?????? ________________________________________ "What What.....

Me too.... automatics are for old people and women... ________________________________________ "What What.....

, , , , , cameleon........ they come and goooooooo ..... they come and goooooooo ________________________________________ "What What.....

I liked "Master Blaster" for 8 bit nintendo ________________________________________ "What What.....

Here are some more... To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever. According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history. Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made. The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist. Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them. and my favorite... If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down. ________________________________________ "What What.....

When i first glanced at this... I was like.. "I hate Chuck Norris... Bruce Lee kicked his ass!" Then I began to read.... and then i was crying with laughter..... my god this is some of the funniest stuff i have ever read.... ________________________________________ "What What.....

peeves... YES!! (fist pump!!) I can't believe no one said it yet... ________________________________________ "What What.....

I don't know what theses movies you speak of are, but here is a picture.... ________________________________________ "What What.....

Has anyone seen my DeLorean? I've got spare jiggawatts.... but no car...... Oh.... OH!!!! THE LYBIANS!!!!!!! ________________________________________ "What What.....

Xtra crunchy..... Peter Pan peanutbutter is the ONLY brand to buy ________________________________________ "What What.....

I believe human evolution has stopped. And at the very least, if it is continuing, modern science and health care will stop it. Much like "Birth defect" we try and prevent, or anything "Unusual" would be "fixed" ________________________________________ "What What.....