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Ask your legs how will they feel when you're out of money, will they support you in earning some more? and on the other side there's this "I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered." - George Best

O.K. I'll get tough. ... and I prefer your avatar over that.. that.. ok ok.

Yeah yeah... Your butt doesn't hurt now, does it? David Lynch never offended my sensitive mind, this does.

No, no. Sometimes I can't resist leaving the post as is, knowing of it's duality look. I'm just a human

This ^ just went into my bucket list! I jumped just about everything, my bad. I hope there's hope for me to experience what you have. What goes around, comes later.

I appreciate effective humor. It doesn't make me a "racist" or whatever (I think). In Serbia, where I'm from, there's a "noticable" ethnicity of gypsies, who's appearantly making living out of a dumpsters. A passionate hunter ends up with a lethal diagnosis. Doctor offers him a a solution: CrioSleep until a scientists invent a cure for it. After a 70 years, they woke him up and cure him. He asks what is a current animal to hunt? They say there are no animals in the wild no more... exept for gypsies (who multiplied enormously) So, he's loaded a gun, spotted a couple of gypsies at the dumpster... BAM... BAM! Forerster yelling: "NO, NO... 200 yards of a feeder at least" What goes around, comes later.

What goes around, comes later.

Electroshock "treatment" does wonders That aside... what's an American version of a joke about the cheap guy who prays every day to god to let him win a lottery.. and after some time god spoke to him: "O.K. but you must buy a fucking ticket!" What goes around, comes later.

Now, let's see interesting statistics by The School of Life What goes around, comes later.

Not really

I meant that risk factor may be "useful" if it is given for SAME control group (age/experience/weather/canopy/wing load etc.) But it is not as far as know. These micromorts means nothing to me, they don't make me feel more or less safe at all. I woudn't ever bet on predicting skydiving accident based on statistics (or based on anything else). There is enough jumpers with constantly high risk factor and nothing happens. On the other side, ultra safe jumpers die and vice versa. What ever happens doesn't surprise me and numbers do not help. What I think is that statistics gives a false idea of having knowledge, therefore is more risky to know it than not.

What's missing is a giggling chick getting bitch slapped off the nest. edit: and a bunch of brain melting "ARE YOU OKAY?" spectators

I don't see it. If all would jump large only or small only - proportions of numbers would be the same. When data is mixed, the results are misleading. What goes around, comes later.

By me, your sole intention is great. But we're talking of basic instinct here, how do you help develope it?

..blown to the ceiling, while crawling under carpet... trying to make us smile Nice nice What goes around, comes later.

So, if I'm in over my head - I can hope there's a clear-head guy who'll prove that to me. Good. It is far more difficult proving to a really skilled jumper that they're overestimating their student. Especially when you're a student in question. Just by trying - you diminish yourself (in their minds).

He might've accidentaly posted here instead of Bonfire/JOKE OF THE DAY What goes around, comes later.

ahem... I don't know what's ok. I lean toward video value...

My first was out of mosquito like airplane, static line, 3300 ft. Blacked out but opening shock woke me up. I was determinate to jump again.. and I decided - if I black out again - to quit it. I was 40 at the time. What goes around, comes later.

Swoopers don't have problem shortening their glide. Boaters do What goes around, comes later.

A man asks a newsstand clerk for a pack of condoms. Blond clerk replies: "Sir, is it for here or takeaway?" What goes around, comes later.

Actually, these might work too What goes around, comes later.

His left foot was giving metronome tact, therefore proving a meaningful content for whatever crazy random it sounded.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zd8OgyyTnEw This is gotta be PhotoShop, right? edit: Mr.Vance, I'm sure you're gonna get it. What goes around, comes later.

and he's left more than most. Nice nice What goes around, comes later.