ihateskydivers

i'm an A&P, the market is ever growing. Majors: Delta, no unions...nice Medium: make sure your employer has alot of aircraft to keep you busy (this is where you'll make the most money) Small: stay away from DZ's you'll only increase the politics

they will get it, do a prank the old fashion way...tie a zip tie around all of their drive shafts and watch them pull out of the parking lot...most amusing

Oh...man, i've found my dream show!!!!

Congrats bro, but this doesn't give you an excuse to stop that diet. Skydivers generally don't want to sit infront or behind the 'fat, sweaty' guy on the plane...and don't be offended if they keep making you sit over or under the wings. Keep that CG forward!!! Stay off the toliet! (the back)

ask that guy who got that neck tatoo if he though it was a good idea 10 years ago...nothin but regret

and worse comes to worse (i.e. you can't find a competent rigger locally) just send it to Jump Shack when it's due. Better yet...drive and jump

Derek, good idea. Spizarko, you read the post wrong, your startin a debate over the wrong thing...HEX Bill, good point, i agree, and is why i keep mine connected, with many many camera jumps under my belts. I have heard rumors of snags, but never heard of a fatality.

i should do them more often

hey bro, it'll fly and is NOT unsafe, you do what you gotta do to keep in the air peace!

you should have gotten water training the old fashioned way. buy some "water" that tastes like beer and give it to your AFF I on saturday night i'm sure he'll explain the finer points about water training as he's signing you off

you can jump at most DZ's A Skydive Las Vegas won't let you unless you train there.

comfey...ugly but comfey

just tell those fags that if they didn't grip their dicks all night, that cramped hand could pull. 10 chops, 8 on soft, never noticed a difference

keep it up, until 500 then slack off. yes...chuckles...memories

they are right, you sit around all day, sit in the plane, then fall out. oh and drink beer all night.

i know

I'm jealous, be there tormorrow morning

Yeah, call 1 386 736 7589 I just saved your neck bro

Shit, sorry, I got nutz and thought someone knew something about politics.

We're going to have to get a 'Republican Skydivers' club formed.

Bro, if your only jumping once a month...keep your friends. Beg for forgiveness

Assuming your a decent packer, the opening will (mostlikely) be longer than normal. I wouldn't worry about it, but your call.

It's all relative, no one is the same. Some like it gucci, some like it kmart.

This person obviously doesn't listen, stick a knife in his tire with a note "Keep flying the way you do here, and next time worse"

Agreed, also, a lineover doesn't snivel for 800 feet. Usually slam dunks you.