JustaBill

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  1. My wife got a new job, so to help out with the house work I'm tryin to do laundry since I'm home today. Unfortunetely she didn't get it all sorted. My question is, is a blue shirt dark colors or regular colors. I know there is some fucked up secret formula you girls have when it comes to laundry that I have no idea how it works. All I know is last time I screwed it up I didn't hear the end of it for weeks. Any help would be appreciated. And if any of you are close by there is beer in the fridge if you wanna help a poor soul out
  2. How ironic is this.... sleep sex ------------------------------------------------ I've done so much, with so little, for so long I'm now expected to do everything with nothing forever
  3. I'm a righty. I think my sister was a natural lefty, but I started her playing ball before she could right to find out and all we had were gloves for right handers so I converted her. When she was in highschool and playing volleyball it would really fuck with the opposing teams. She go up to spike like she was gonna hit it right handed then actually spike the ball with her left. Looked wierd but was very effective ------------------------------------------------ I've done so much, with so little, for so long I'm now expected to do everything with nothing forever
  4. My question is why would you go to the coroner's office for a mental health evaluation? Isn't that the guy that does autopsies??? ------------------------------------------------ I've done so much, with so little, for so long I'm now expected to do everything with nothing forever
  5. Dick Gozinya Heywood Jewblome ------------------------------------------------ I've done so much, with so little, for so long I'm now expected to do everything with nothing forever
  6. Funloving asshole, I kinda like it
  7. The rod with the big ball on the end of it that floats, bend the rod down just a little bit. That's connected to the switch that turns the water off. When the ball floats up x amount it turns the water off. If you bend it down a little it will turn it off sooner. Shouldn't take much. ------------------------------------------------ I've done so much, with so little, for so long I'm now expected to do everything with nothing forever
  8. Some reference is better than none I guess
  9. Oh I like how you think. That would be freakin hilarious ------------------------------------------------ I've done so much, with so little, for so long I'm now expected to do everything with nothing forever
  10. It's nice to know I'm not the only one that thinks that way
  11. Hmmm, being married with 2 kids and having an expensive hobby, I don't have much to offer in trade. And what I do have would probably get me divorced ------------------------------------------------ I've done so much, with so little, for so long I'm now expected to do everything with nothing forever
  12. See for me turning 21 took all the adventure out of it. Made it way too easy to get beer. Where's the fun of just goin in without having to worry about if the fake id will work.
  13. syndrome drugs, hey that might work. Especially since my dad just had surgery and he won't share any of his drugs ------------------------------------------------ I've done so much, with so little, for so long I'm now expected to do everything with nothing forever
  14. I just got back from Meijer, and while walking the aisles I saw this person squatted down looking at something on the bottom shelf. As I walked by I had this overwhelming urge to give them a nudge so they would fall over. I successfully fought the urge but man it was close there for awhile. So now I'm thinking what does this say about me? Am I a fun loving guy that likes a good practical joke, or deep down am I really just an asshole? ------------------------------------------------ I've done so much, with so little, for so long I'm now expected to do everything with nothing forever
  15. Yeah that bugs me too. When we do take our kids to the DZ we keep them on a pretty short leash. That's why I didn't want to take them. If I'm there I'll want to jump, but I refuse to leave my kids on the ground unsupervised. Not gonna happen. And can't take the sitter with cause I have 2 kids and a regular cab truck. Wife took the van to work. So I'll wait till she gets home. 3 more hours ------------------------------------------------ I've done so much, with so little, for so long I'm now expected to do everything with nothing forever
  16. Yeah my sister did the same thing to me Think I'm gonna wait till the wife gets off of work and hope I still haven't gone to work ------------------------------------------------ I've done so much, with so little, for so long I'm now expected to do everything with nothing forever
  17. My wife is working today, so we have a babysitter "on call" in case I get called in to work. It doesn't appear that I will get called, and my allergies have cleared up. So I'm kickin around the idea of calling in the sitter to go make a jump or two. What do you think, should I stay home with the kids, or exploit the sitter? ------------------------------------------------ I've done so much, with so little, for so long I'm now expected to do everything with nothing forever
  18. It really doesn't affect me too much. I usually just take some Benedryl and am fine. Just picked a shitty time for it to show up ------------------------------------------------ I've done so much, with so little, for so long I'm now expected to do everything with nothing forever
  19. Just got off work and the wife said I could run out to ISA in Goshen and make the sunset load if I wanted. Wouldn't you know the day we have a little extra money and aren't doing anything my allergies flare up and my head is congested. Just my dumb luck. Just wanted to vent. Hope everyone else's weekend is better than mine. ------------------------------------------------ I've done so much, with so little, for so long I'm now expected to do everything with nothing forever
  20. JustaBill

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    That's a good one. Even my wife laughed out loud at that one ------------------------------------------------ I've done so much, with so little, for so long I'm now expected to do everything with nothing forever
  21. I would say it depends on if they are directly supervised or not. If there is a licensed guy there close by to at least look and help with the diagnosis, I would say go for it, but then again I'm a cheap bastard and any way I can save money I will. ------------------------------------------------ I've done so much, with so little, for so long I'm now expected to do everything with nothing forever
  22. Oh I love that song. Bob and Tom rocks ------------------------------------------------ I've done so much, with so little, for so long I'm now expected to do everything with nothing forever
  23. Ok, here's another question for the ladies. You are driving alone and your car breaks down. How do you feel about strange guys stopping to help? I've changed a bunch of tires for women, and none of them complain, just curious on how it makes you feel to be out on a road and some strange vehicle stops to help you out. ------------------------------------------------ I've done so much, with so little, for so long I'm now expected to do everything with nothing forever
  24. ...for a car broke down on the side of the road? I'm asking this cause I did it twice yesterday, and I'm curious if anyone else does it or if I'm begging to be a statistic. The first one they had already called someone by the time I had stopped and the 2nd time I let them use my jack to change a tire (they were trying to use a bumper jack and I have a small floor jack I carry). I know in this day and age it probably isn't the smartest thing to do, but on the other hand I've been the car that's broke down watching everyone (including the police) drive right by. So I'm just curious if I'm the only idiot that still stops for someone stranded on the road. ------------------------------------------------ I've done so much, with so little, for so long I'm now expected to do everything with nothing forever
  25. Went to the eye Dr today. At 31 I still have 20/20 vision. Not even close to going blind I wonder if I can ground her for lying to me?? ------------------------------------------------ I've done so much, with so little, for so long I'm now expected to do everything with nothing forever