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I'm drunk and love you too Frenchy!! Bob Marks "-when you leave the airplane its all wrong til it goes right, its a whole different mindset, this is why you have system redundancy." Mattaman

Scott, I'll be around!! I'll be doing the canopy control course at Elsinore, so I think it'll be hop 'n pops.. Bob Bob Marks "-when you leave the airplane its all wrong til it goes right, its a whole different mindset, this is why you have system redundancy." Mattaman

Chris, Congratulations! Who is the big ugly brute holding the precious little package??? Can't possibly be related to you!!! If I may, one word of advice from one who has 4 children, who are 22, 20, 19, and 16. Spend as much time as possible with Brennan. You are the luckiest man alive, you really are. The time when they are young can never be recaptured. I raised mine on my own, all by myself. I still get depressed sometimes in the morning when I first wake up, and realize they are grown, and I'm old. It goes far faster than you expect!! Enjoy, bro. Parenthood is why I would do life all over again, in a heartbeat.......... Bob Bob Marks "-when you leave the airplane its all wrong til it goes right, its a whole different mindset, this is why you have system redundancy." Mattaman

All, It's looking like December 10th, Elsinore. Frenchy, let me know, and I don't know how to ask in Mandarin. I have to travel on the 11th.......Alaura, welcome! Judy, have you done a tube exit? This will be a fun jump!! Bob Bob Marks "-when you leave the airplane its all wrong til it goes right, its a whole different mindset, this is why you have system redundancy." Mattaman

Thanks, Bob! Appreciate it. Going to Eloy by chance? Bob Bob Marks "-when you leave the airplane its all wrong til it goes right, its a whole different mindset, this is why you have system redundancy." Mattaman

Frenchy, Can you make it on the 10th? And Sparky, yes I have one slot for an old man, problem is its mine . Come on out if you can make it! Bob Bob Marks "-when you leave the airplane its all wrong til it goes right, its a whole different mindset, this is why you have system redundancy." Mattaman

All, As hard as it is to believe, I have 87 jumps and am fast closing on 100. Love to have as many as I can join me for number 100. It will be at Elsinore, so any and all here that can participate, let me know. You all have read my posts, and I say that I would NEVER have continued in the sport without your mostly gentle comments and encouragement. Love you all, and let me know if you want to be here for my Century Load. Bob Bob Marks "-when you leave the airplane its all wrong til it goes right, its a whole different mindset, this is why you have system redundancy." Mattaman

Beth, Again, happy birthday from the sexiest man on dz.com as you now know. Great to meet and jump with you! Bob Oh, and your new FGF number is 3, I think. Congrats!! Bob Marks "-when you leave the airplane its all wrong til it goes right, its a whole different mindset, this is why you have system redundancy." Mattaman

Here's one. Now remember this is air traffic control. Supervisor: Hello? Controller: Hi, I'm sick and can't come in today and work. Supervisor: Really, what's wrong, any idea how long you'll be out? Controller: Kidney failure, but I should be ok tomorrow. True story...... Bob Bob Marks "-when you leave the airplane its all wrong til it goes right, its a whole different mindset, this is why you have system redundancy." Mattaman

Ara, Never met you, but my deepest condolences on your loss. Always remember that our loved ones have options too, including contacting you, reaching out for help. This was not your fault, at all. Very sad and tragic, but not your fault. Remember that..... Bob Bob Marks "-when you leave the airplane its all wrong til it goes right, its a whole different mindset, this is why you have system redundancy." Mattaman

Frenchy is on his way over there now, he told us there is NO civilian skydiving in China. I told him I'd better see a "Skydive Shanghai" business starting up when he is there. Bob Bob Marks "-when you leave the airplane its all wrong til it goes right, its a whole different mindset, this is why you have system redundancy." Mattaman

http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=1938647#1938647 That was funny! (But is it true?) Bob FGF-1 Bob Marks "-when you leave the airplane its all wrong til it goes right, its a whole different mindset, this is why you have system redundancy." Mattaman

JP, How could I forget you! Sorry! You can get even with me in the tunnel on Saturday! Bob Bob Marks "-when you leave the airplane its all wrong til it goes right, its a whole different mindset, this is why you have system redundancy." Mattaman

All, I survived. I went into the men's room and flushed myself down the toilet, foiling the evil plan. At least I think that was what happened. I can't figure out any other way I ended up waking in the gutter. But I digress. Great party, great time, a true quality send off for our Frenchy. Thanks for the laughs, many of which I provided with video of my tunnel performance. Jumped today with Beth and Nick, glad we could do a jump together before you both had to leave. Take care and see you again soon!! Bob Bob Marks "-when you leave the airplane its all wrong til it goes right, its a whole different mindset, this is why you have system redundancy." Mattaman

All, This is Skylord. Help me. I am here at the Bombshelter after getting my ass kicked at the tunnel league. Frenchy is humping my leg, Gia wants me to feel her tits, Birthday Girl Beth is staring at me like Oprah used to at a sandwich. Help me. I am trapped here with women all over me. And a couple men too. I beg you in the name of all that is holy and good, save me. I am just a skydiving child, innocent and pure. Help, they are distracting me so Frenchy can type. Gotta go!!!! Bob Marks "-when you leave the airplane its all wrong til it goes right, its a whole different mindset, this is why you have system redundancy." Mattaman

Found it, disregard...... Bob Marks "-when you leave the airplane its all wrong til it goes right, its a whole different mindset, this is why you have system redundancy." Mattaman

Someone put a website up on dz.com two or three weeks ago that showed nationwide air traffic flows in various formats, colors, etc..... At least I think it was here. Does someone know what that is? Thanks! Bob Bob Marks "-when you leave the airplane its all wrong til it goes right, its a whole different mindset, this is why you have system redundancy." Mattaman

OK, I'll definitely be there for the official "Passing of the Goggles" ceremony. Frenchy, we jump on Saturday at Perris, I'm making a special trip up there just for that. Bob, FGF-1 Elect Bob Marks "-when you leave the airplane its all wrong til it goes right, its a whole different mindset, this is why you have system redundancy." Mattaman

Frenchy, Now I get the PM. I think I can make it out...... Bob, FGF-1 Elect Bob Marks "-when you leave the airplane its all wrong til it goes right, its a whole different mindset, this is why you have system redundancy." Mattaman

I'll try to attach the file. Leeeeeroy Jenkins is an online character who snoozes through briefings related to online gaming. I think it would be HILARIOUS to bring him into the skydiving realm. The attachment didn't work, here is a link: http://www.big-boys.com/articles/leeroy.html Watch this and apply it to a 10 way load. Leeeeerrrrrooooyyyy Jenkins! Is the vid worth my time?? Bob Bob Marks "-when you leave the airplane its all wrong til it goes right, its a whole different mindset, this is why you have system redundancy." Mattaman

Yep, part of my plan. You get it...... Bob Bob Marks "-when you leave the airplane its all wrong til it goes right, its a whole different mindset, this is why you have system redundancy." Mattaman

Swallowing. Bingo. I mean not me swallowing, I mean, um, well, uh, Dude, it is the title of your thread! Bob Bob Marks "-when you leave the airplane its all wrong til it goes right, its a whole different mindset, this is why you have system redundancy." Mattaman

Just out of curiosity, I have a kick ass idea for a humor skydive video based upon the online character of Leeeeeeeeeroy Jenkins. Is this well known enough to be viable, or will it be something no one gets? I've seen some comments that some of you know what I'm talking about. Let me know before I waste time and money doing this.....it would be hilarious, I think!! Bob Bob Marks "-when you leave the airplane its all wrong til it goes right, its a whole different mindset, this is why you have system redundancy." Mattaman

Hmm. Classic Bonfire post. Not enough options. Be more creative. Bob the Straight Bob Marks "-when you leave the airplane its all wrong til it goes right, its a whole different mindset, this is why you have system redundancy." Mattaman

Sudsy, You are one funny mofo. That made me laugh! Bob Bob Marks "-when you leave the airplane its all wrong til it goes right, its a whole different mindset, this is why you have system redundancy." Mattaman