dropoutdave

There's always Russia, Spain is cheap too, so please excuse me if I don't give your country a fucking rim job for being the only place in the world to do some cheap skydiving. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

Hahahahaha ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

Dont panic people, Bush has an exit strategy and it's his best one yet! http://www.compfused.com/directlink/1032/ ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

Hey that's what I do, not so bad apart from the chaffing of the spuds after a long day. Don't tend to be so high up now i'm working offshore. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

OFF WITH HIS COCK AND BALLS!!!! ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

Hahaha, I've heard of many things but flying for crack is a new one. Liking his work! ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

An Australian cricket fan dies on match day (probably from drinking too much) and goes to heaven in his Australian cricket shirt. He knocks on the old pearly gates and out walks Saint Peter. 'Hello mate,' the Aussie says. 'No Australian cricket fans in heaven,' replies Saint Peter. 'What?' exclaims the man, astonished. 'You heard, no Australian cricket fans.' 'But, but, but, I've been a good man,' replies the Aussie. 'Oh really,' says Saint Peter. 'What have you done then?' 'Well, three weeks before I died I gave $10 to the starving children in Africa.' 'Oh,' says Saint Peter, 'anything else?' 'Well, two weeks before I died I also gave $10 to the homeless.' 'Hmmm, anything else?' 'Yeah. A week before I died I gave $10 to the Albanian orphans.' 'OK,' said Saint Peter, 'you wait here a minute while I have a word with the boss.' Ten minutes pass before Saint Peter returns. He looks the bloke in the eye and says, 'I've had a word with God and he agrees with me. Here's your $30 back, now f*** off. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

What about a speeding ticket? Not really a reflection on ones character so much. Reckless driving? Wanker - don't give them a gun. Parking in a handicap space? Wanker - don't give them a gun. Shoplifting? Wanker - don't give them a gun. Youthful indiscretion? Eh? Bounced check? Pfft. Basically, don't give the wankers the guns. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

Hey, at least you guys are good losers, take to the streets, get shitfaced and have a good time. The English on the otherhand, win or lose, take to the streets, burn a few things, beat a load of people to near death and cause general chaos. Such bitterness. Bad winners, bad losers. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

Yeah but it could be done for say 2 years after they were convicted just to make sure it's hammered home. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

Pffft, football, such a shite game. What's the congrats for? The Aussies losing the cricket or losing the rugby? ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

Do what makes you happy, that's all that matters at the end of the day. Lifes not all about the money, the nice house and the nice car so you can show off to your neighbours. You don't need a degree to be successful or to earn alot of money. Just do what puts a smile on your face. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

Ahh go on then, whilst were at it..... ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

What a bunch of absolute fucktards. Anybody who sticks a pin on Australia thinking it's Iran or France should so not be allowed to vote. Ahhh, it's all making sense now.... ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

Does this guy actually look like this in real life? ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

Yeah, it's just one big corporate gang bang where anything goes. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

That's what happens when you don't have your cock up some huge corporate asses. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

Absolutely. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

That's what his sword is for. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

Doesn't change the fact he's a pillock. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

6"1' in the morning. My better half is 4" 10' and by eck she packs a punch. Kick my ass anyday. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

I can't help but wonder how many of these situations could have been handled without a gun, say, with a swift kick to the bollocks of a jab in the eye with a stick. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

Ahhh, I just read it in a magazine that had boobs in it yesterday. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

Did you hear about the new French tank? It's got 15 gears, 14 in reverse and one forward....incase they attack from behind. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

George W Bush > November 8, 2005 "Can I have another biscuit?" ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......