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Get JP to pack for you.

Do try to be less self important. That was a genuine reply to the question. If you don't like it, feel free to ignore it. However, if you don't want candid answers to questions, then you shouldn't be posing them.

If your sheets are in the same state as the rest of your warddrobe, I would imagine that simple pleasure has avoided you for a number of years.

Just shut up and take more pictures of me, you potato-eating bog trotter. You know you want to.

Actually "shat" is acceptable as the past tense of shit in UK English, just as "shite" is the descriptive form of the word. Anyway, with twin girls, once they reach teir teenage years, you'll find that there will be plenty of meatsacks attempting to fall on them instead of you. Something to look forward to I suppose.

Nope. If there's a problem, I just land on them. After all, I have to make more jumps, and I'm more important than they are.

HA. I'll show you accuracy on JP. I damn near landed on his fat head on Sunday. He should post that picture.

Funny, I didn't see you take a knock inthe head this last weekend... The Spanish populace was 90% against involvement in the Iraq debacle. They were ignored by their poodle of a leader and thusly made their displeasure felt at the ballot. I'm proud of them for restablishing a basic democratic principle. As a country that knows from it's imperialist past, the error of the current US policy, and has enough home grown terrorism to not make these descision lightly, I think they did the right thing. I don't think they needed US help , before or after 9/11. All that's done is paint a bullseye on them. It also looks like like Honduras and the Netherlands are going to bail too. That pretty much leaves the US and the UK. It's time to turn it over to the UN and leave.

They use Bacardi Silver as anesthetic? My ankle actually took longer to heal because I avoided surgery. Last week I tripped and finally tore up the scar tissue and got my full range of motion back. This clearly happened after you did that jump with my group then.

It's harder to get the blood out of your clown suit after the 5 year old ?

Partly because of me. I love children and dogs. I'll babysit both for you while you go jump.

You have to take them to the landfill. The garbage truck won't take them if you leave them out by the kerb.

You, you fat bastard. Mind you, you should be grateful that *anyone* would want to do you, because you're not lovely like me. As for me, I'm not getting married again. If I ever feel the urge, I'm just going to find someone I can't stand and buy them a house. As for everyone else. Go for it. Separate but equal is never equal. It's going to happen, just like voting rights for women, minorities and miscegnation laws. Oh yes, there's going to be a lot of whining from neo cons and the terminally superstitious, but it's an idea who time is coming, so we all might as well just get comfortable with it. It's not like it's any threat to anyone who isn't secure in their own sexuality and relationships. Also, Amazon is correct. I am both cool and cute.

The words "Bush" and "intelligence" should not appear in the same sentence. Like "teeth" and "penis". The man is too dumb to eat a pretzel, and that really tells me all I need to know about him.

It might do you good to know that more British lives were lost on 9/11 than in any other other act of terrorism committed on British citizens, and believe me, we know about terrorism. It's precisely this sort of statement that gives the impression, however erroneous, that only US lives matter, and is in many ways responsible for the antipathy felt towards the US in many regions of the world.

I'll see what I can do for you there. We don't do slots until the first couple of days prior, but if you can't get into my plane, there's always that other fine Englishman, Derek Thomas's plane. (He owns that company that makes a rig that look a bit like a Wings, but not as nice. I forget what it's called.) Ahem.

Heh. You REALLY want to be in that slow climbing oven for the whole week ? Usually I have to threaten people into it. I haven't seen the formation yet, but I'll bet that anyone who goes in that plane will be in the base and will have not been starved as a child, or just be a plain fat bastard. You are far too petite for that activity I fear. JP can go there though. Both of 'em in fact.

You'll be pleased to know that after some remedial work, the Shorts of Power will be present and correct at Z Hills. They're a bit threadbare on one side, but there is still plenty of juice left in them. Not many people can carry that look off, but as you know, I am a very sexy man.

Hands up all those confirmed for the Hercules Boogie roster. Never mind JP, it's probably in the mail.

Couldn't get any free stuff eh ? I'm fully sponsored for everything, right down to my altimeters, and have been for about 10 years. I can absolutely guarantee that the amount of sales that I have generated for my sponsors, far exceeds the values of the equipment that I have received. That's the whole point after all. I very much doubt that anyone has had to pay an extra dollar for their equipment based on a sponsorship program.

A couple of things. 1. He is also JP. This means 50% of people already thinks that's you. 2. You are the last person to comment on someone else's fashions choice. Your last jumping attire looked like you had thrown up on by gay monkeys.

It was a seven way. And you went to the wrong slot, Mr Air-Awareness. BTW, the cutaway force was probably pretty much standard for the type of problem you had. It's your first, so you didn't have much to base it on for comparisson. I've had quite a few, and the difference between cutting away away something like a streamer (relatively easy), and a developed spin on an eliptical is night and day. It only takes one or two revolutions to build up very significant cutaway forces. That's one of the reaons I use an RSL. I know there's debate about that, but that's another thread. I like to have the options to get both hands to the pad if needed.

Shit, beioch, we's straight gonna run up on the Z-hood, and represent! Holdin' it down for the We-zest Coast homies. Recognize, or git yo'self straigh jacked! F'shizzle.

Excuse me for being rude, but I've been hearing that particular line for about two decades now. They have little or no interest in us whatsoever as it's been my experience.

Looks like the King Air won't be up and running this weekend. The engine was returned minus some of the mounting bolts that are essential to getting it rigged up. The bolts won't be there in time to get the engine installed and tested before this weekend. However, Vic has promised that if we need a turbine aircraft this weekend, we'll get one. He's also said that as this is the last weekend Byron will be open this year, the King Air will be back for the first weekend of January, and we'll celebrate it's return with a party, which should amongst it's other properties, contain large amounts of alcohol and nudity. The nudity may be Vic though, so don't get too excited. The drink should be OK though.