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  1. get in line Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  2. I'm such an inovator. singing montey python penis song to self. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  3. pretty handsome dick huh? you should see what happens when i'm turned on! Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  4. 1015 views, wow. it was nice to see group particapation in this. it is now a circle jerk. With a technical assist from Narcimund I bring you without further ado..... Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  5. shit, my attachment exceeds the maximum attachment size. 60.0 kb gotta figure out how to downsize my dick. standby Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  6. my mac is up and running, i just busted her internet cherry, now with my 5$ USB hub i shall communicate to the masses. Ladies and Germs. Standby to gratify. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  7. nah, i'm at my folks computer, no scanner. so i just ordered a dial up service for me, now i gotta wait for the cd to come in the mail to boot it. so it'll be longer than i thought. all good things come to those that wait. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  8. i have had the displeasure to know a few mormons, they tend to be weird mo fo's. went out with an ex mormon. she was real fubar.. did you know they can't go to "temple" unless they have references to their upstanding weirdo character. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  9. i just got the new computer in teh mail today, and have yet to hook up my scanner. it is forthcoming. none shall be disapointed Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
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    Jumpin Nekkid

    i jump nekkid into bed with the girlfriend all the time, well not in a while, ex-girlfriend Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  11. or his parents, probalbly divorced. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  12. non phixion, because tower records sold out of diggable planets -blowout comb, and i did'nt feel like buying miles davis bitchces brew tonight, savin it for another rainy day. a lot of disturbed as well Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  13. thats the funniest god damn website ever Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
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    Jail Chow

    this story owns a factoid piece of my memory. i heard that the food is all blended together, so that they get a meat/bread/orange juice milk shake. or whatever, and he said, the state says what nutritional values i have to give them not how i have to give it to them Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  15. no, i have not. I admit, there is a great sense of accomplishment swinging people around and turning points, along with an added dimension of control and speed. just a 2 way. a four way will be fun. but i've got to learn to move around in a sit first. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  16. this is fun, i'm gettin a buzz in my shorts every time i get a vote for yes. it's a rough package to handle but somebody's got to do it, Im a star, Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  17. dark is not the opposite of light, it's the abscence of light. I thoght to myself "she know what she talkin about" -Mike D, Beastie Boys belly fliers are cannon fodder for freeflying meat missles. get out of the way loser. JK Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  18. so far it's a tie, I'm getting my Mac G4 in the mail today, and i've got the scanner, so i've got all this new stuff to break the cherry on, and thats how i'll do it if i get a couple more votes for bring the pain big daddy. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  19. I've got a Spyderco Tim Zawada special cobat folder thats the shit, and I gave my cousin a Boker switch blade that was a black out. full on illegal stateside, but I bought it in jabooty. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  20. i'm all about equal opportunity smut, thats why i offered up my manhood, to the cyber alter for the ladies to view/drool. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  21. was bored in Japan one day and started messin round with a gillette mach 3 and a camera. why i don't know. anyway, i've never shown anyone the pictures. only one person accidently saw them, and it was a motorcycle riding buddy of mine, who was looking at the collage on my desk.he wanted to kick my ass for not warning him. i forgot, anyway i'm taking the poll before i bare all to the cyber world. it will be NSFW Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  22. i went in there twice, and havnt been back since. i wanted to reply w/ dry, crass wit to everything, and realized quick that it'd be poorly recieved. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  23. I was in a hot air baloon with some family, and i'm looking over the side, and I really wanted to jump out of it, but no rig on so no go. Got down, called up a dz, asked if i could work for jumps. dude says sure, i workded there for 2 days before i ended up joining the navy. it was then another 2 years before i went to austrailia on vacation and did a tandem. then did another tandem on the other side of austraila, picked up a copy of parachutist, saw one of the team extreme guys swooping a pond, called up Icarus and asked how much the vx extreme was and if i could order one, they asked how many jumps i had and i replied "2 tandems" they were kind enough to tell me to wait until i had 500- 700 jumps before calling back. I then saved again, took two weeks leave and flew to california from japan, and camped out at elsinore for 2 weeks jumping every day. people kept asking if i was playing hookie from work. at the 1st tandem place, i did'nt jump solo cause i was broke. 2nd tandem place they said they stopped taking solo's the year before and went tandem only. aussies are big fun, 1st day it was rainy and windy, with 20 min patches of clear. so the cat says " mates I don't see us goin up today, catch." I caught beer flying across room. so we drank all fuckin day, started at 9:00 a.m. we drank with them for the whole day. since, i've gotten around 12 people to take their first jump and i push the AFF over tandem for people i know can pull it off "everyone" tell them it'll be crossing a bigger mental bridge then the ol strap to the ass method. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  24. wait till your dog starts dragging its ass on the carpet, leaving racing stripes on your carpet. and its to old to even yell at anymore. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  25. fed ex , "the world on time, or not." waiting on my mac g4, 2nd day ground, is now 5 day ground, the stuff only had to go 75-80 miles. for the last 3 days they have "each day" said, it is due to be delivered today it's on the truck. so I've been taking some time off work to sit and wait, each day around 9:30 i give up and breathe into a paper bag a couple times to calm the nerves , since i quit smoking. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky