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  1. saw it on t.v. everyone that tried one thought they were darn tasty Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  2. it's been on cnn for a week too, they're just recapping their quality work on that segment, and letitin me know that i heard it there first Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  3. may be a hoax. u heard it here first Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  4. no, but you can buy a president mask, and learn how to surf. and you can do like folks do for the civil war back east. Re create scenes from point break. especially those 5 minute skydives Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  5. I was in Cairns on an offshore dive charter, looked at the map on surface, knew where cave was supposed to be, looked right, it was deep and could see somthin way back on the other side, so i trucked right on in fast, got deep inside, got dark, and Wham off with the mask and regulator and in with the golf ball sized knot in head and plenty O' bright pink blood.. i was all good, until we surfaced and back in stateroom where girlfriend was green w/ sea sickness and all i wanted to do was kick some bass behind closed doors... lots of other crazy shit happened on that outing, got bit by a napolean fish Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  6. ROFLAO Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  7. did'nt see this part on the first read, sorry to hear it, and no clue I'd call PADI and do some goggle searches, or www.ask.com Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  8. I'm a scuba diver, and went surfin for the first time today and swallowed enought SoCal sweet water to last a lifetime thanx to the double breakers. Just burp, then go straight to the woods and wait for deer. then kill said deer. at this point you can worry about what kind of water the deer was drinking abd wether it is safe to eat or not. cut deer into manageble pieces and put in refrigerator, when guy steps out of your refrigerator and asks you to donate your organs, agree because in the scheme of things, well, you know. after all part of this post is stolen Monty Python material, if U could'nt tell Did I mention that I've got all the Monty Python episodes on DVD recently? well ya'll may be hearing about this from time to time. thats all for this episode of " A MAN'S SURF" i'm feelin soo point break right now, surfin, skydivin, no all i need is a mask. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  9. it must have been good, to type that much, i have not slept in 24 hours so i just scrolled thru it at warp speed with my middle real quick mouse button. i'll come back and read it after i've gone surfing and have passed out for at least 5 hours sleepin like the dead Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  10. Love the lizzard king , suck the the bone clean...dudh dhuh duhh. 1.5 baby no here gets that much glide Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  11. for these other things to eat , please see post ATTN: ladies blah blah you know the rest Put your PLF to the test, fly the friendly skies etc etc etc.. I'll never be able to stop any opportunity to pull ace's with you PLFxpert, the whole uma thurman/ Carmen Diaz/ twiggy/ hot thing is just too much, going to sing Frank Sinatra songs and then , and then..... Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  12. i tried to cure my 5 shared bottle of champagne hangover with a liter of naked juice berry blast, really rich berry purree, well that lasted about a 1/2 an hour until i decided to give up the fight against my bodies chemistry and walk over to the sink, run the faucet and let it flow, slow and low that is the tempo Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  13. I call your tom petty and the heartbreakers and raise you a John COURGAR Melanchamp Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  14. If you need help practicing that orgasm let me know, you know when the time comes you'd best perform at your peak. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  15. that was not a personal attack but a cold hard fact. "dancing in morning dew, once again" Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  16. hows this for a joke, went into barnes an noble, Lenie Rifensthal has a new photography book out, that tried to paint her in a artistic light, all it did was make her look as guilty as ever for war crimes against humanity. Should have never let that one go, she is just as guilty as the rest not a joke, but What a Joke.. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  17. yeah, well 10 years ago i was in a chineese resturant in tennessee and said yeah I'll have a super eggroll. took 9 repeats of the question before i figured out it was soup or egg roll wonton you think about that? Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  18. I spit in your general direction for having such a sweet machine "stole part of that from monty python" Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  19. 0:2:2:1:1:! 0 hours of sleep sunday night, 2 eggs this mornin , 2 cups of coffee, 1 really cool woman met this weekend 1 camel cigarette i'm about to enjoy before the morning pre work monday satanic ritual Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  20. did you remember to eat some on new years day? it brings luck for the coming year don't ya know Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  21. nice jump suit ! Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  22. I will gladly box you for the pink slip, or perhaps we could play a friendly game of dominos. if we box give me a weeks notice to go to austrailia and get some boxing kangaroo juice, i think that with the cost of a plane ticket and irreprable damage to my body from steroids that i'd still come out on top of the deal and have a bike to burn off wax from the new tires i'd baby her with every 600 miles Michellin Pilots or somthin else nice. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  23. HHHHMMMmm yeah, i'm drinkin my 2nd cup of 5:38 am coffee wishin you were in san diego too.. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  24. actually i want the gold/bronze 2001 ZX900 or a gsxr 750 my buddy has got a BUS and a ZX1200 but he's also 300+pounds and dont go in to the corners as late on the brakes early on the gas as some of the younger dumber full of 70mph corners as some us kidz, ohh yeah same guy has a bitchen KX 500 that churns up boulders on the dirt Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  25. morning Sexy, how's life on the east coast? Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky