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What a coincidence, me either

let not forget people that this is all about a crappy piece of shite "reality" show. Alex Perry is a TWAT, not unlike simon Cowell, It's all about getting other TWATS to watch the show. Nothing at all to do with reality You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?

You haven't dined with me, I think those who have have enjoyed the experience, including wait persons. Hippy, Gonzo and I had a great time hassling the wait staff in an AZ dinner one night. I think she was fine with the tip that was left

I have put in a rit to the high court to see if we can stop you I'm getting a good feeling from the High Court Judge You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?

Ill be over there shortly to fuck over your hard working baby making wait staff as well

Which is exactly why I don’t tip, those fuckers earn more than i do why the hell should i be subsidising them. Friggin baby factories can give me some of their wealth You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?

You should expect more from a person serving you the $100 bottle of wine. Have you ever been to a fine restaurant? The level of service is better than a family restaurant or a fast food place. It is therefore worth more. They are paid considerably more to do that job too, that in no way means that they DESERVE a bigger tip than anyone else. You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?

But for some reason you think we should give a toss about yours? 3rd FAIL Y O U ' R E O U T O F H E R E You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?

If they are fucking you over Mr Quade there probably IS a good reason. Maybe they've met you previous You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?

Once you pull your nose out of her ass, you might see that she just screwed over a poor waitress who did nothing to deserve it. Another fail on your part dude. Nat will be the 1st to tell you I think she's pretty much a Twat. You on the other hand fucked up, and now you're trying to deflect, from your fucked-upedness (yes it's a word, i just made it up) You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?

I'm oft heard saying, Have a Nice Day...Unless you've made other plans

i wont ask if i don’t care. But my answer to the question would depend on who is asking. Do they actually give a shit or are they just performing pleasantries? If a friend asks, I will honestly answer. You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?

NICE!

You didn't tip? They make $2 an hour and you can't toss them at least 15%? Was she mean to you? She didn't cook the food, Why are you taking it out on her, the cook is getting paid 5x what she is paid, he screwed up, but he doesn't lose a thing when you don't tip. I think I can't call you what I want to because of the personal attack rule. Then you have the nerve to bitch about it on the internet! I always tip at least 20% unless the service insults me. Top be fair the server should not have called you out on it and waited till you left then proceed to talk mad shit and make fun of you. *Rant over They do NOT make $2 an hour. And they don't deserve to be rewarded for: 1- Doing the bare minimum their job requires 2- Doing less than the bare minimum their job requires (which was the case here) And insulting me about it in front of everyone was poor form as well. I am not responsible for a manager underpaying their staff. I am not responsible for the waiter's career choice if (s)he feels (s)he is underpaid. I am also not responsible for rewarding poor service. Oh, you're in Canada? Good. You two are perfect for each other. DUDE you just made a COMPLETE COCK of yoursaelf and now you try to blame Nataly for it. Fuck dude, I rag on her at every opportunity, but you missed the mark by a mile And then tried to insult her some more FAIL of the month You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?

lol Chips and gravy in a restaurant That's not a restaurant meal that's a McDonalds meal and ya dont tip at McDs' And tim tams are nothing but mass produced pseudo chocolate cookies. true but they are not trying to be anything else, except yummy chocolate goodness Does Karen want some when i come over? You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?

lol Chips and gravy in a restaurant That's not a restaurant meal that's a McDonalds meal and ya dont tip at McDs' You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?

giddyup

What would that be? Tossing a poptart and a juice box into the bedroom as you're running for the door?!!! Hell no. I can do a lot better than that. Eggs, home made hash browns, coffee, and pancakes. Wow! Now that's a meal! WTF no bacon, no muchrooms You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?

What would that be? Tossing a poptart and a juice box into the bedroom as you're running for the door?!!! with your hubby chasing him You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?

'Tis but mere pocket change! Be grateful you're not a cyclist FOOK ME and you can't even walk about town in them properly You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?

I haven't got the slightest... hint? She's kinda backwards... Renee You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?

Umm you didn't travel AROUND OZ, you did the east coast thing Who's looking after your Rig Rob, I'm happy to if you like., it will be well secure and in good hands here. You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?

I think they came from here You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?

So many innuendos....so many potential responses....so hard to choose... innuendo? I thought it was clear I was talking about your penis. Nikki the cost of airfare in the states is pitance, jump on a plane and go make her put her money where her mouth is (so to speak) You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?

Sounds like a low powered SONIC SCREWDRIVER You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?