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Well my good sir...is this a challenge! I'm not your "good sir", I think you are a twat You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?

WAIT! That's me...you know...well educated, well to do and well traveled and arrogant and opinionated. I unlike you just don't kiss ass as much. And if you took the satirical rebuttal to Ugly Betty's article seriously...well I think that truly does qualify as some sort of delusion. if your "satirical rebuttal " (you might want to look up satire) was all we had to go on you might have had a ghost of a chance, however given your constant, whiny arsed, petty school girl like bitching and moaning, you fall well short of your assertion. as to me being a kiss arse I think I'll let me posted record stand on it's own merits, I have pissed off more people on here than you ever will You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?

Where in Oz you going to settle Nige? Perth. Really.. well then you will get the dubious pleasure of meeting me I live in Perth, hit me with a PM when you get here, Ill make sure you're sorted at the better DZ near town

Where in Oz you going to settle Nige? You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?

IS up for Sale. I Guess now that he's an O.B.E. he's to snooty for the bike You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?

not me We dont have skunks in this country You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?

Obviously trying to set up for a photo shoot Damn this lack of opposable thumbs You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?

The word you are looking for is CONFIDENT!. No it's not, a CONFIDENT person would not be pissing and moaning like you do. You are delusional. I'm confident, successful, well travelled, financially secure, arrogant and opinionated. so I can well assure you that you are delusional. Some day we're going to learn that Shah was, (in reality), the greatest ever prank by Funks. KOBIASHI Funks You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?

The word you are looking for is CONFIDENT!. No it's not, a CONFIDENT person would not be pissing and moaning like you do. You are delusional. I'm confident, successful, well travelled, financially secure, arrogant and opinionated. so I can well assure you that you are delusional. You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?

Nah Timmay's just old. I've met him he's a bit younger than me That makes you really old. a lot closer to death than i am to birth You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?

I like it. Paris Hilton has a PINK car, THAT is F'dUP You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?

Thaty's why I'm trying to learn Head-down flying so i can right my perspective You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?

Follow Deedys advice, she used to be a PRO snow boarder You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?

Why is it a PA to offer advice? I don't tend to sugarcoat things; sorry if that offends you. It was sound advice. What sound does advice make if nobody is listening? If a man speaks in a forest and no woman hears him is he still wrong? You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?

Can I phone a Friend? You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?

Nah Timmay's just old. I've met him he's a bit younger than me You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?

ok you yank lot pronounce a lot of stuff differently to us english speakers (i.e. Aussies, Poms and Kiwis, and some Saffers) But please explain to me how you get SAW-DER from SOLD-ER and whilst we're at it Kansas becomes ARE-CAN-SAW if you place and AR in front WTF is up with that. You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?

That wont do any good, refer to my previous post re: delusional You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?

nice work dude, you started young

Has his own movie coming. Kevin "Bloody" Wilson on the animated big screen You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?

didn't we have this posted like a year and a half ago? You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?

nope not a drop 9th August 1990 was my last drunk. 10th August 1990 1st day CnS, been so One day at a time since then 10th August is also my Skydive Birthday. (although many years later) I do more dumb arse things now than I ever did when using, with a much higher likelihood of survival now You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?

Rebel my arse. if you want to be HARD...WELL 'ARD It's PEPSI Max I also do not to the booze thing, i am well fucked up enough without it You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?

and seriously deluded You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?

I'm a huge Foamy fan, J.I.M. thinks along very similar lines to me. i.e. Collectively most people are fuckwits You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?