wrightskyguy 1 #326 October 4, 2006 Quotehey guys this thread really sucks. ***I don't know about that. I thought the part where everyone was patting themselves on the back for being such awesome swoopers was especially interesting. Maybe instead of an accuracy competition, Art can set aside a couple of hours for the swoop monkeys to talk about themselves and their awesome swoops. No-one ever gets tired of that, and then the oral sex. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites avenfoto 0 #327 October 4, 2006 well if were all such badass swoopers then we shouldnt have any problem hitting the tuffet right? i mean, it dosent matter how fast you can go through the gates if you cant shut'er down before you hit the building.. accuracy comp. im organizing, as of now. so someone make an alphabetical, properly organized gramatticaly correct list, that also takes up 4 pages of posts.. we can do it saturday morning, ill even buy the first ticket.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mwabd1 0 #328 October 4, 2006 Why don't we just keep it simple........have everyone who wants to participate put a few $$ under the football tee. Hell if you really insist on a frisbee in the pees I am sure Jeff can dig one up cause he will most likley win anyway. So is it straight up accuracy or sport?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TMPattersonJr 0 #329 October 4, 2006 Quotewell if were all such badass swoopers then we shouldnt have any problem hitting the tuffet right? i mean, it dosent matter how fast you can go through the gates if you cant shut'er down before you hit the building.. accuracy comp. im organizing, as of now. so someone make an alphabetical, properly organized gramatticaly correct list, that also takes up 4 pages of posts.. we can do it saturday morning, ill even buy the first ticket.. Accuracy competition list: avenfoto TMPattersonJrBlue SkiesBlack DeathFacebook www.PLabsInc.com www.SkydiveDeLand.com www.FlyteSkool.ws Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites The111 0 #330 October 5, 2006 Accuracy competition list: avenfoto TMPattersonJr The111 (I will lose!) www.WingsuitPhotos.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites popsjumper 2 #331 October 5, 2006 Quote...Art can set aside a couple of hours for the swoop monkeys to talk about themselves and their awesome swoops...and then the oral sex. Somehow I don't think Art will be giving anyone oral sex...well, with one exception, maybe. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jeiber 0 #332 October 5, 2006 Quotehey guys this thread really sucks. any news about the boogie or the party? hows about an accuracy comp. everyone pays an extra ticket, to be divided amongst the top 3. Accuracy? Pfffftttt.... It's a boogie, we need to mix some alcohol with it! SWOOP N' CHUG! Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TMPattersonJr 0 #333 October 5, 2006 QuoteQuotehey guys this thread really sucks. any news about the boogie or the party? hows about an accuracy comp. everyone pays an extra ticket, to be divided amongst the top 3. Accuracy? Pfffftttt.... It's a boogie, we need to mix some alcohol with it! SWOOP N' CHUG! That'll be the Saturday sunset load accuracy contest.Blue SkiesBlack DeathFacebook www.PLabsInc.com www.SkydiveDeLand.com www.FlyteSkool.ws Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites CSpenceFLY 1 #334 October 5, 2006 QuoteQuotehey guys this thread really sucks. any news about the boogie or the party? hows about an accuracy comp. everyone pays an extra ticket, to be divided amongst the top 3. Accuracy? Pfffftttt.... It's a boogie, we need to mix some alcohol with it! Chug N' SWOOP! Fixed it for you. . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jeiber 0 #335 October 5, 2006 QuoteI thought the part where everyone was patting themselves on the back for being such awesome swoopers was especially interesting. Awww, does somebody feel left out? JeffShhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jeiber 0 #336 October 5, 2006 Quotewe shouldnt have any problem hitting the tuffet Hitting who's tuffet? Little Miss Muffet's? I already hit that! My swooping accuracy sucks almost as bad as Jairo's. JShhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wrightskyguy 1 #337 October 5, 2006 QuoteAwww, does somebody feel left out? Jeff *** Don't need to post about my swooping prowess, my penis is fully functional. John John Wright World's most beloved skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites CSpenceFLY 1 #338 October 5, 2006 Duh!!! . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wrightskyguy 1 #339 October 6, 2006 I'll be out of town and won't make it this year. Have a big time. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jeiber 0 #340 October 6, 2006 QuoteI'll be out of town and won't make it this year. Have a big time. Come on! What's up with you guys and your priorities! Isn't this the first one you'll have missed in years, John? Whatever it is, I'm sure you can get out of it!Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jeiber 0 #341 October 6, 2006 QuoteQuoteAwww, does somebody feel left out? Jeff *** Don't need to post about my swooping prowess, my penis is fully functional. John Well, I have no swooping prowess, and it's not much of a record, I'm just milking this for attention as long as I can. Seems like it's run out. Now I gotta think of some other way to be obnoxious. Oh, and unfortunately your right; my penis hasn't been used in... well, a while. Hey, we all have our dry spells, right? Jairo has a girlfriend; so... am I (trying anyway) compensating? You bet your ass! I just need a (female) volunteer to help reduce my testosterone levels. Then everything will be better. JShhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jguy904 0 #342 October 6, 2006 QuoteQuoteDone. Wait, that was a little fast! The last time it was for the Orfun initiations.. What would be the purpose of these spankings? PALATKA NEEDS DISCIPLINE--THERE WILL BE A BIG LINE! YOU BETTER START TRAINING NOW! MUFF #3384, DIRTY SANCHEZ #28(Chief Recruiting Officer), FALLING GATOR #7801-A, POPS #10957, FLYING HELLFISH #847, HISPAS #79, SRA #9229, Surfador Rodrigues Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RkyMtnHigh 0 #343 October 6, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteAwww, does somebody feel left out? Jeff *** Don't need to post about my swooping prowess, my penis is fully functional. John Well, I have no swooping prowess, and it's not much of a record, I'm just milking this for attention as long as I can. Seems like it's run out. Now I gotta think of some other way to be obnoxious. Oh, and unfortunately your right; my penis hasn't been used in... well, a while. Hey, we all have our dry spells, right? Jairo has a girlfriend; so... am I (trying anyway) compensating? You bet your ass! I just need a (female) volunteer to help reduce my testosterone levels. Then everything will be better. J Is that so? _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Snag2 0 #344 October 6, 2006 Hey all, new jumper here (16 jumps under my belt, working on that "A"). Anyway, just wondering if I'd need to finish up that license in order to compete this year. From what I've heard all us new guys that do back loops have had a history of showing all the senior folks how it's done, and i'm pleny cocky :). Regardless, I will be out there that weekend, can't wait to see what it's all about. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites CSpenceFLY 1 #345 October 6, 2006 Well I say let the little man step up to the plate but it aint my gig. . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TMPattersonJr 0 #346 October 6, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteDone. Wait, that was a little fast! The last time it was for the Orfun initiations.. What would be the purpose of these spankings? PALATKA NEEDS DISCIPLINE--THERE WILL BE A BIG LINE! YOU BETTER START TRAINING NOW! YEA ESPECALLY THOSE DAMN RW GUYS THAT TAKE FOREVER GETTING OUT THE DOOR!!! Blue SkiesBlack DeathFacebook www.PLabsInc.com www.SkydiveDeLand.com www.FlyteSkool.ws Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites crutch 0 #347 October 6, 2006 justin, you are more than welcome to jump during the hog-flop, come on out and have a good time! art Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wrightskyguy 1 #348 October 6, 2006 QuoteI just need a (female) volunteer to help reduce my testosterone levels. Then everything will be better. *** Jeff, any women that might show up at the Hog Flop are potential volunteers, even though the vast majority of them are virgins. I read an opening line on a t-shirt today that just might help you out. It goes "Hey, you wanna play carpenter? We'll get hammered, then I'll nail you". I don't see how it could miss. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 35 #349 October 6, 2006 Quote"Hey, you wanna play carpenter? We'll get hammered, then I'll nail you". I don't see how it could miss. Knowing Jeiber, he's probably already used that one before. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bigern13 0 #350 October 6, 2006 Its all in the delivery. If done right, almost any cheasy line like that could work. "I love 'lamp'." -SKYMAMA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 Next Page 14 of 26 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. 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avenfoto 0 #327 October 4, 2006 well if were all such badass swoopers then we shouldnt have any problem hitting the tuffet right? i mean, it dosent matter how fast you can go through the gates if you cant shut'er down before you hit the building.. accuracy comp. im organizing, as of now. so someone make an alphabetical, properly organized gramatticaly correct list, that also takes up 4 pages of posts.. we can do it saturday morning, ill even buy the first ticket.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mwabd1 0 #328 October 4, 2006 Why don't we just keep it simple........have everyone who wants to participate put a few $$ under the football tee. Hell if you really insist on a frisbee in the pees I am sure Jeff can dig one up cause he will most likley win anyway. So is it straight up accuracy or sport?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TMPattersonJr 0 #329 October 4, 2006 Quotewell if were all such badass swoopers then we shouldnt have any problem hitting the tuffet right? i mean, it dosent matter how fast you can go through the gates if you cant shut'er down before you hit the building.. accuracy comp. im organizing, as of now. so someone make an alphabetical, properly organized gramatticaly correct list, that also takes up 4 pages of posts.. we can do it saturday morning, ill even buy the first ticket.. Accuracy competition list: avenfoto TMPattersonJrBlue SkiesBlack DeathFacebook www.PLabsInc.com www.SkydiveDeLand.com www.FlyteSkool.ws Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The111 0 #330 October 5, 2006 Accuracy competition list: avenfoto TMPattersonJr The111 (I will lose!) www.WingsuitPhotos.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #331 October 5, 2006 Quote...Art can set aside a couple of hours for the swoop monkeys to talk about themselves and their awesome swoops...and then the oral sex. Somehow I don't think Art will be giving anyone oral sex...well, with one exception, maybe. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jeiber 0 #332 October 5, 2006 Quotehey guys this thread really sucks. any news about the boogie or the party? hows about an accuracy comp. everyone pays an extra ticket, to be divided amongst the top 3. Accuracy? Pfffftttt.... It's a boogie, we need to mix some alcohol with it! SWOOP N' CHUG! Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TMPattersonJr 0 #333 October 5, 2006 QuoteQuotehey guys this thread really sucks. any news about the boogie or the party? hows about an accuracy comp. everyone pays an extra ticket, to be divided amongst the top 3. Accuracy? Pfffftttt.... It's a boogie, we need to mix some alcohol with it! SWOOP N' CHUG! That'll be the Saturday sunset load accuracy contest.Blue SkiesBlack DeathFacebook www.PLabsInc.com www.SkydiveDeLand.com www.FlyteSkool.ws Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #334 October 5, 2006 QuoteQuotehey guys this thread really sucks. any news about the boogie or the party? hows about an accuracy comp. everyone pays an extra ticket, to be divided amongst the top 3. Accuracy? Pfffftttt.... It's a boogie, we need to mix some alcohol with it! Chug N' SWOOP! Fixed it for you. . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jeiber 0 #335 October 5, 2006 QuoteI thought the part where everyone was patting themselves on the back for being such awesome swoopers was especially interesting. Awww, does somebody feel left out? JeffShhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jeiber 0 #336 October 5, 2006 Quotewe shouldnt have any problem hitting the tuffet Hitting who's tuffet? Little Miss Muffet's? I already hit that! My swooping accuracy sucks almost as bad as Jairo's. JShhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wrightskyguy 1 #337 October 5, 2006 QuoteAwww, does somebody feel left out? Jeff *** Don't need to post about my swooping prowess, my penis is fully functional. John John Wright World's most beloved skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites CSpenceFLY 1 #338 October 5, 2006 Duh!!! . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wrightskyguy 1 #339 October 6, 2006 I'll be out of town and won't make it this year. Have a big time. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jeiber 0 #340 October 6, 2006 QuoteI'll be out of town and won't make it this year. Have a big time. Come on! What's up with you guys and your priorities! Isn't this the first one you'll have missed in years, John? Whatever it is, I'm sure you can get out of it!Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jeiber 0 #341 October 6, 2006 QuoteQuoteAwww, does somebody feel left out? Jeff *** Don't need to post about my swooping prowess, my penis is fully functional. John Well, I have no swooping prowess, and it's not much of a record, I'm just milking this for attention as long as I can. Seems like it's run out. Now I gotta think of some other way to be obnoxious. Oh, and unfortunately your right; my penis hasn't been used in... well, a while. Hey, we all have our dry spells, right? Jairo has a girlfriend; so... am I (trying anyway) compensating? You bet your ass! I just need a (female) volunteer to help reduce my testosterone levels. Then everything will be better. JShhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jguy904 0 #342 October 6, 2006 QuoteQuoteDone. Wait, that was a little fast! The last time it was for the Orfun initiations.. What would be the purpose of these spankings? PALATKA NEEDS DISCIPLINE--THERE WILL BE A BIG LINE! YOU BETTER START TRAINING NOW! MUFF #3384, DIRTY SANCHEZ #28(Chief Recruiting Officer), FALLING GATOR #7801-A, POPS #10957, FLYING HELLFISH #847, HISPAS #79, SRA #9229, Surfador Rodrigues Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RkyMtnHigh 0 #343 October 6, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteAwww, does somebody feel left out? Jeff *** Don't need to post about my swooping prowess, my penis is fully functional. John Well, I have no swooping prowess, and it's not much of a record, I'm just milking this for attention as long as I can. Seems like it's run out. Now I gotta think of some other way to be obnoxious. Oh, and unfortunately your right; my penis hasn't been used in... well, a while. Hey, we all have our dry spells, right? Jairo has a girlfriend; so... am I (trying anyway) compensating? You bet your ass! I just need a (female) volunteer to help reduce my testosterone levels. Then everything will be better. J Is that so? _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Snag2 0 #344 October 6, 2006 Hey all, new jumper here (16 jumps under my belt, working on that "A"). Anyway, just wondering if I'd need to finish up that license in order to compete this year. From what I've heard all us new guys that do back loops have had a history of showing all the senior folks how it's done, and i'm pleny cocky :). Regardless, I will be out there that weekend, can't wait to see what it's all about. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites CSpenceFLY 1 #345 October 6, 2006 Well I say let the little man step up to the plate but it aint my gig. . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TMPattersonJr 0 #346 October 6, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteDone. Wait, that was a little fast! The last time it was for the Orfun initiations.. What would be the purpose of these spankings? PALATKA NEEDS DISCIPLINE--THERE WILL BE A BIG LINE! YOU BETTER START TRAINING NOW! YEA ESPECALLY THOSE DAMN RW GUYS THAT TAKE FOREVER GETTING OUT THE DOOR!!! Blue SkiesBlack DeathFacebook www.PLabsInc.com www.SkydiveDeLand.com www.FlyteSkool.ws Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites crutch 0 #347 October 6, 2006 justin, you are more than welcome to jump during the hog-flop, come on out and have a good time! art Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wrightskyguy 1 #348 October 6, 2006 QuoteI just need a (female) volunteer to help reduce my testosterone levels. Then everything will be better. *** Jeff, any women that might show up at the Hog Flop are potential volunteers, even though the vast majority of them are virgins. I read an opening line on a t-shirt today that just might help you out. It goes "Hey, you wanna play carpenter? We'll get hammered, then I'll nail you". I don't see how it could miss. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 35 #349 October 6, 2006 Quote"Hey, you wanna play carpenter? We'll get hammered, then I'll nail you". I don't see how it could miss. Knowing Jeiber, he's probably already used that one before. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bigern13 0 #350 October 6, 2006 Its all in the delivery. If done right, almost any cheasy line like that could work. "I love 'lamp'." -SKYMAMA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 Next Page 14 of 26 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. 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wrightskyguy 1 #339 October 6, 2006 I'll be out of town and won't make it this year. Have a big time. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jeiber 0 #340 October 6, 2006 QuoteI'll be out of town and won't make it this year. Have a big time. Come on! What's up with you guys and your priorities! Isn't this the first one you'll have missed in years, John? Whatever it is, I'm sure you can get out of it!Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jeiber 0 #341 October 6, 2006 QuoteQuoteAwww, does somebody feel left out? Jeff *** Don't need to post about my swooping prowess, my penis is fully functional. John Well, I have no swooping prowess, and it's not much of a record, I'm just milking this for attention as long as I can. Seems like it's run out. Now I gotta think of some other way to be obnoxious. Oh, and unfortunately your right; my penis hasn't been used in... well, a while. Hey, we all have our dry spells, right? Jairo has a girlfriend; so... am I (trying anyway) compensating? You bet your ass! I just need a (female) volunteer to help reduce my testosterone levels. Then everything will be better. JShhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jguy904 0 #342 October 6, 2006 QuoteQuoteDone. Wait, that was a little fast! The last time it was for the Orfun initiations.. What would be the purpose of these spankings? PALATKA NEEDS DISCIPLINE--THERE WILL BE A BIG LINE! YOU BETTER START TRAINING NOW! MUFF #3384, DIRTY SANCHEZ #28(Chief Recruiting Officer), FALLING GATOR #7801-A, POPS #10957, FLYING HELLFISH #847, HISPAS #79, SRA #9229, Surfador Rodrigues Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RkyMtnHigh 0 #343 October 6, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteAwww, does somebody feel left out? Jeff *** Don't need to post about my swooping prowess, my penis is fully functional. John Well, I have no swooping prowess, and it's not much of a record, I'm just milking this for attention as long as I can. Seems like it's run out. Now I gotta think of some other way to be obnoxious. Oh, and unfortunately your right; my penis hasn't been used in... well, a while. Hey, we all have our dry spells, right? Jairo has a girlfriend; so... am I (trying anyway) compensating? You bet your ass! I just need a (female) volunteer to help reduce my testosterone levels. Then everything will be better. J Is that so? _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Snag2 0 #344 October 6, 2006 Hey all, new jumper here (16 jumps under my belt, working on that "A"). Anyway, just wondering if I'd need to finish up that license in order to compete this year. From what I've heard all us new guys that do back loops have had a history of showing all the senior folks how it's done, and i'm pleny cocky :). Regardless, I will be out there that weekend, can't wait to see what it's all about. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites CSpenceFLY 1 #345 October 6, 2006 Well I say let the little man step up to the plate but it aint my gig. . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TMPattersonJr 0 #346 October 6, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteDone. Wait, that was a little fast! The last time it was for the Orfun initiations.. What would be the purpose of these spankings? PALATKA NEEDS DISCIPLINE--THERE WILL BE A BIG LINE! YOU BETTER START TRAINING NOW! YEA ESPECALLY THOSE DAMN RW GUYS THAT TAKE FOREVER GETTING OUT THE DOOR!!! Blue SkiesBlack DeathFacebook www.PLabsInc.com www.SkydiveDeLand.com www.FlyteSkool.ws Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites crutch 0 #347 October 6, 2006 justin, you are more than welcome to jump during the hog-flop, come on out and have a good time! art Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wrightskyguy 1 #348 October 6, 2006 QuoteI just need a (female) volunteer to help reduce my testosterone levels. Then everything will be better. *** Jeff, any women that might show up at the Hog Flop are potential volunteers, even though the vast majority of them are virgins. I read an opening line on a t-shirt today that just might help you out. It goes "Hey, you wanna play carpenter? We'll get hammered, then I'll nail you". I don't see how it could miss. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 35 #349 October 6, 2006 Quote"Hey, you wanna play carpenter? We'll get hammered, then I'll nail you". I don't see how it could miss. Knowing Jeiber, he's probably already used that one before. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bigern13 0 #350 October 6, 2006 Its all in the delivery. If done right, almost any cheasy line like that could work. "I love 'lamp'." -SKYMAMA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 Next Page 14 of 26 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. 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jguy904 0 #342 October 6, 2006 QuoteQuoteDone. Wait, that was a little fast! The last time it was for the Orfun initiations.. What would be the purpose of these spankings? PALATKA NEEDS DISCIPLINE--THERE WILL BE A BIG LINE! YOU BETTER START TRAINING NOW! MUFF #3384, DIRTY SANCHEZ #28(Chief Recruiting Officer), FALLING GATOR #7801-A, POPS #10957, FLYING HELLFISH #847, HISPAS #79, SRA #9229, Surfador Rodrigues Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #343 October 6, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteAwww, does somebody feel left out? Jeff *** Don't need to post about my swooping prowess, my penis is fully functional. John Well, I have no swooping prowess, and it's not much of a record, I'm just milking this for attention as long as I can. Seems like it's run out. Now I gotta think of some other way to be obnoxious. Oh, and unfortunately your right; my penis hasn't been used in... well, a while. Hey, we all have our dry spells, right? Jairo has a girlfriend; so... am I (trying anyway) compensating? You bet your ass! I just need a (female) volunteer to help reduce my testosterone levels. Then everything will be better. J Is that so? _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Snag2 0 #344 October 6, 2006 Hey all, new jumper here (16 jumps under my belt, working on that "A"). Anyway, just wondering if I'd need to finish up that license in order to compete this year. From what I've heard all us new guys that do back loops have had a history of showing all the senior folks how it's done, and i'm pleny cocky :). Regardless, I will be out there that weekend, can't wait to see what it's all about. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites CSpenceFLY 1 #345 October 6, 2006 Well I say let the little man step up to the plate but it aint my gig. . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TMPattersonJr 0 #346 October 6, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteDone. Wait, that was a little fast! The last time it was for the Orfun initiations.. What would be the purpose of these spankings? PALATKA NEEDS DISCIPLINE--THERE WILL BE A BIG LINE! YOU BETTER START TRAINING NOW! YEA ESPECALLY THOSE DAMN RW GUYS THAT TAKE FOREVER GETTING OUT THE DOOR!!! Blue SkiesBlack DeathFacebook www.PLabsInc.com www.SkydiveDeLand.com www.FlyteSkool.ws Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites crutch 0 #347 October 6, 2006 justin, you are more than welcome to jump during the hog-flop, come on out and have a good time! art Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wrightskyguy 1 #348 October 6, 2006 QuoteI just need a (female) volunteer to help reduce my testosterone levels. Then everything will be better. *** Jeff, any women that might show up at the Hog Flop are potential volunteers, even though the vast majority of them are virgins. I read an opening line on a t-shirt today that just might help you out. It goes "Hey, you wanna play carpenter? We'll get hammered, then I'll nail you". I don't see how it could miss. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 35 #349 October 6, 2006 Quote"Hey, you wanna play carpenter? We'll get hammered, then I'll nail you". I don't see how it could miss. Knowing Jeiber, he's probably already used that one before. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bigern13 0 #350 October 6, 2006 Its all in the delivery. If done right, almost any cheasy line like that could work. "I love 'lamp'." -SKYMAMA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 Next Page 14 of 26 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
Snag2 0 #344 October 6, 2006 Hey all, new jumper here (16 jumps under my belt, working on that "A"). Anyway, just wondering if I'd need to finish up that license in order to compete this year. From what I've heard all us new guys that do back loops have had a history of showing all the senior folks how it's done, and i'm pleny cocky :). Regardless, I will be out there that weekend, can't wait to see what it's all about. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #345 October 6, 2006 Well I say let the little man step up to the plate but it aint my gig. . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TMPattersonJr 0 #346 October 6, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteDone. Wait, that was a little fast! The last time it was for the Orfun initiations.. What would be the purpose of these spankings? PALATKA NEEDS DISCIPLINE--THERE WILL BE A BIG LINE! YOU BETTER START TRAINING NOW! YEA ESPECALLY THOSE DAMN RW GUYS THAT TAKE FOREVER GETTING OUT THE DOOR!!! Blue SkiesBlack DeathFacebook www.PLabsInc.com www.SkydiveDeLand.com www.FlyteSkool.ws Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crutch 0 #347 October 6, 2006 justin, you are more than welcome to jump during the hog-flop, come on out and have a good time! art Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wrightskyguy 1 #348 October 6, 2006 QuoteI just need a (female) volunteer to help reduce my testosterone levels. Then everything will be better. *** Jeff, any women that might show up at the Hog Flop are potential volunteers, even though the vast majority of them are virgins. I read an opening line on a t-shirt today that just might help you out. It goes "Hey, you wanna play carpenter? We'll get hammered, then I'll nail you". I don't see how it could miss. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 35 #349 October 6, 2006 Quote"Hey, you wanna play carpenter? We'll get hammered, then I'll nail you". I don't see how it could miss. Knowing Jeiber, he's probably already used that one before. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bigern13 0 #350 October 6, 2006 Its all in the delivery. If done right, almost any cheasy line like that could work. "I love 'lamp'." -SKYMAMA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 Next Page 14 of 26 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
skymama 35 #349 October 6, 2006 Quote"Hey, you wanna play carpenter? We'll get hammered, then I'll nail you". I don't see how it could miss. Knowing Jeiber, he's probably already used that one before. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigern13 0 #350 October 6, 2006 Its all in the delivery. If done right, almost any cheasy line like that could work. "I love 'lamp'." -SKYMAMA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
