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Am I still a Skydiver?

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If it comes up-which is pretty rare, I answer "I used to". Don't sweat the conflicting tenses.




Calling what you did 'Skydiving' is enough of a stretch...:S


Best answer so far, IMO!

As another poster said, being a skydiver isn't something you are, it's something you do. Having said that, it also depends on the context.

Don't be surprised, though, if you find yourself cock-blocked by someone with 15 jumps - if he has 4 more than you, his is bigger. ;):D:D:D
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You're a dude?
Fuck.



Now maybe when I said earlier I have no "set" or "rack" it makes some sense.



Hopefully you have one of the two... either a 'set' or you have a 'rack'.... otherwise your life is really barren.
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You're a dude?
Fuck.



Now maybe when I said earlier I have no "set" or "rack" it makes some sense.



Hopefully you have one of the two... either a 'set' or you have a 'rack'.... otherwise your life is really barren.


Not so when the two terms refer to women's breasts. I have ready access to a pair but I don't actually have possession of them. We are on friendly terms and exchange pleasantries regularly. However, as I said, I don't actually own them.

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So if you aren't jumping then you aren't a skydiver? So does that mean the 1-2 weeks I go without jumping I'm sort of in limbo? A skydiver for the weekend and a whuffo during the week?

Back to the subject at hand.. in order to call yourself a skydiver.. we need to determine if in fact you are / were a skydiver to begin with by looking at old polls to determine if people on student status are "skydivers".
Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

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So does that mean the 1-2 weeks I go without jumping I'm sort of in limbo? A skydiver for the weekend and a whuffo during the week?




Won't be considered a temporary whuffo as long as ya wear one of those fruity closing pin necklaces.










~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

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I like the idea of being able to say that I am anything I have ever done.

That makes me a skydiver, SCUBA diver, mountain climber, snowboarder, skier, soldier, biker, baseball player, football player, basketball player, tennis player, soccer player, lacrosse player, rugby player, softball player, kickball player, dodge ball player, kick boxer, runner, house painter, carpenter, construction worker, plumber, porn star (my personal favorite), race car driver, pilot, lawyer, loan officer, mason, writer, boat captain, mechanic, bum, guitar player, piano player, saxophone player, singer, drum player, bass player, trumpet player, banjo player, keyboard player... and much much more.

Now I am afraid I'm going to have to beat the ladies back with a stick.

Anyone else like to share what they are based on that criteria?

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Just asking the question shows that you never were a skydiver to begin with!! Who gives a fuck? Did you ask your mom for permission before stepping out of the door the first time?
And no, I don't skydive any longer. Nevertheless, I still fuck pretty well!!!

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Had hard landing and broke both ankles. When I get back on my feet I am hesitate to jump again.If I don't jump again am I still a skydiver?

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Yeah, you're right. I'm a plumber too, and I can testify, them plumbin trucks is positively babe magnets!
"Here's a good specimen of my own wisdom. Something is so, except when it isn't so."

Charles Fort, commenting on the many contradictions of astronomy

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hey man... im not here to label you for who you are, or what you are.... cuz thats not my place.... but look at it this way... at least you had the balls to skydive a little while... and i've noticed alot of people dont even have the balls to go up once.... so i guess just think of it like that.
love that rush!

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That makes me a skydiver, SCUBA diver, mountain climber, snowboarder, skier, soldier, biker, baseball player, football player, basketball player, tennis player, soccer player, lacrosse player, rugby player, softball player, kickball player, dodge ball player, kick boxer, runner, house painter, carpenter, construction worker, plumber, porn star (my personal favorite), race car driver, pilot, lawyer, loan officer, mason, writer, boat captain, mechanic, bum, guitar player, piano player, saxophone player, singer, drum player, bass player, trumpet player, banjo player, keyboard player... and much much more.

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How about flowers? Ever done flower arrangements?

" . . . the lust for power can be just as completely satisfied by suggesting people into loving their servitude as by flogging them and kicking them into obedience." -- Aldous Huxley

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