Proof evolution is a fraud

[billvon 2,434]

Well, it took a while, but finally Southern Christians have ironclad proof that evolution is a fraud - the Loch Ness Monster, which is really a dinosaur that's been alive since the Deluge.

http://www.scotsman.com/news/odd/loch-ness-monster-cited-by-us-schools-as-evidence-that-evolution-is-myth-1-2373903

The same Accelerated Christian Education program (ACE) is also undoing decades of misinformation that tries to portray the Ku Klux Klan as a bunch of bad people:

" . . . the Klan in some areas of the country tried to be a means of reform, fighting the decline in morality and using the symbol of the cross ... In some communities it achieved a certain respectability as it worked with politicians."

http://www.heraldscotland.com/news/education/how-american-fundamentalist-schools-are-using-nessie-to-disprove-evolution.17918511

There is a downside to this. Only 200,000 kids in the US are getting an ACE education, so fundamentalists have a long road ahead of them before every schoolkid believes in the Loch Ness Monster and rejects evil secular science.

On the plus side, since Louisiana has a school voucher program, taxpayers are funding this.

[christelsabine 1]

What's wrong with those news?

Everybody knows:

Only b/c you can't see it, it does not mean: It's not existing. Right?

So, easy as that:

Just pack your rucksack, enter a boat to Loch Ness, sit down at its beautiful shores and wait - Nessie will appear, sooner or later! That's proven, watch the news papers.


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dudeist skydiver # 3105

[billvon 2,434]

>Just pack your rucksack, enter a boat to Loch Ness, sit down at its beautiful shores and
>wait - Nessie will appear, sooner or later! That's proven, watch the news papers.

Which is why it appeared in the Scotsman:

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Of course, the Scottish tourist industry might well reap a dividend from the craziness of the American education system. Nessie expert Tony Drummond, who leads tours as part of Cruise Loch Ness, has a few words of advice to the US schools in question: come to the loch and try to find the monster.

"They need to come and investigate the loch for themselves," says the 47-year-old. "We've got some hi-tech equipment. They could come out on the boat and do a whole chunk of the loch.

"We do get regular sonar contacts which are pretty much unexplainable. More research has to be done, but it's not way along the realms of possibility."
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It's a win-win situation.

[christelsabine 1]

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>Just pack your rucksack, enter a boat to Loch Ness, sit down at its beautiful shores and
>wait - Nessie will appear, sooner or later! That's proven, watch the news papers.

Which is why it appeared in the Scotsman:

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Of course, the Scottish tourist industry might well reap a dividend from the craziness of the American education system. Nessie expert Tony Drummond, who leads tours as part of Cruise Loch Ness, has a few words of advice to the US schools in question: come to the loch and try to find the monster.

"They need to come and investigate the loch for themselves," says the 47-year-old. "We've got some hi-tech equipment. They could come out on the boat and do a whole chunk of the loch.

"We do get regular sonar contacts which are pretty much unexplainable. More research has to be done, but it's not way along the realms of possibility."
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It's a win-win situation.

Yeah, sure.

Nothing beats a personal experience. If the education system allows for personal investigations: What could be better, then?

Just imagine only one kid coming home, telling his school mates and the teachers: I've seen it, the monster itself, it was just 3 ft behind me ....

That would shatter the entire (school) educational system!

And as "they get regular sonar contacts ...." - could it be even better?

That kid would be more popular than Justin Bieber. (Or beaver ... ?)

dudeist skydiver # 3105

[kallend 1,648]

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>Just pack your rucksack, enter a boat to Loch Ness, sit down at its beautiful shores and
>wait - Nessie will appear, sooner or later! That's proven, watch the news papers.

Which is why it appeared in the Scotsman:

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Of course, the Scottish tourist industry might well reap a dividend from the craziness of the American education system. Nessie expert Tony Drummond, who leads tours as part of Cruise Loch Ness, has a few words of advice to the US schools in question: come to the loch and try to find the monster.

"They need to come and investigate the loch for themselves," says the 47-year-old. "We've got some hi-tech equipment. They could come out on the boat and do a whole chunk of the loch.

"We do get regular sonar contacts which are pretty much unexplainable. More research has to be done, but it's not way along the realms of possibility."
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It's a win-win situation.

I have a cousin who lives on the west bank of Loch Ness. He says the sightings usually correspond with the opening of the tourist season.

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[christelsabine 1]

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>Just pack your rucksack, enter a boat to Loch Ness, sit down at its beautiful shores and
>wait - Nessie will appear, sooner or later! That's proven, watch the news papers.

Which is why it appeared in the Scotsman:

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Of course, the Scottish tourist industry might well reap a dividend from the craziness of the American education system. Nessie expert Tony Drummond, who leads tours as part of Cruise Loch Ness, has a few words of advice to the US schools in question: come to the loch and try to find the monster.

"They need to come and investigate the loch for themselves," says the 47-year-old. "We've got some hi-tech equipment. They could come out on the boat and do a whole chunk of the loch.

"We do get regular sonar contacts which are pretty much unexplainable. More research has to be done, but it's not way along the realms of possibility."
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It's a win-win situation.

I have a cousin who lives on the west bank of Loch Ness. He says the sightings usually correspond with the opening of the tourist season.

Understandable. Tourists are bringing along a lot of noise - thus, Nessie's getting a bit curious and needs to pup up

dudeist skydiver # 3105

[devildog 0]

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>Just pack your rucksack, enter a boat to Loch Ness, sit down at its beautiful shores and
>wait - Nessie will appear, sooner or later! That's proven, watch the news papers.

Which is why it appeared in the Scotsman:

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Of course, the Scottish tourist industry might well reap a dividend from the craziness of the American education system. Nessie expert Tony Drummond, who leads tours as part of Cruise Loch Ness, has a few words of advice to the US schools in question: come to the loch and try to find the monster.

"They need to come and investigate the loch for themselves," says the 47-year-old. "We've got some hi-tech equipment. They could come out on the boat and do a whole chunk of the loch.

"We do get regular sonar contacts which are pretty much unexplainable. More research has to be done, but it's not way along the realms of possibility."
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It's a win-win situation.

I have a cousin who lives on the west bank of Loch Ness. He says the sightings usually correspond with the opening of the tourist season.

Understandable. Tourists are bringing along a lot of noise - thus, Nessie's getting a bit curious and needs to pup up

No, they are feeding him. Duh :)

You stop breathing for a few minutes and everyone jumps to conclusions.

[muff528 3]

Of course it is! I think these guys were born after Einstein and Keith Olbermann. There's proof right there!

[RonD1120 58]

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Well, it took a while, but finally Southern Christians have ironclad proof that evolution is a fraud - the Loch Ness Monster, which is really a dinosaur that's been alive since the Deluge.

http://www.scotsman.com/news/odd/loch-ness-monster-cited-by-us-schools-as-evidence-that-evolution-is-myth-1-2373903

The same Accelerated Christian Education program (ACE) is also undoing decades of misinformation that tries to portray the Ku Klux Klan as a bunch of bad people:

" . . . the Klan in some areas of the country tried to be a means of reform, fighting the decline in morality and using the symbol of the cross ... In some communities it achieved a certain respectability as it worked with politicians."

http://www.heraldscotland.com/news/education/how-american-fundamentalist-schools-are-using-nessie-to-disprove-evolution.17918511

There is a downside to this. Only 200,000 kids in the US are getting an ACE education, so fundamentalists have a long road ahead of them before every schoolkid believes in the Loch Ness Monster and rejects evil secular science.

On the plus side, since Louisiana has a school voucher program, taxpayers are funding this.

Some time back I watched a documentary about the KKK on the History Channel. They didn't start out evil. They wanted protective justice from the northern carpetbaggers. They were also part of the Golden Circle which was largely a business venture. All things good eventually go bad because of human intellect fed by sin. The same is true for our government today.

As for Nessie, well, beats the crap outa me.

Look for the shiny things of God revealed by the Holy Spirit. They only last for an instant but it is a Holy Instant. Let your soul absorb them.

[yourmomma 0]

"They didn't start out evil." You mean like the evangelical christian movement who started out evil and has soldiered on with their depravity almost uninterrupted.

[billvon 2,434]

>Some time back I watched a documentary about the KKK on the History Channel.
>They didn't start out evil.

True. Neither did Al Qaeda or their parent organization, the Mujahideen. They started out as an organization to protect their followers from Western (and Soviet) aggression and preserve morality in their countries. I can imagine what you could put in kid's textbooks:

"Al Qaeda in some areas of the country tried to be a means of reform, fighting the decline in morality and the foreign aggressors ... In some communities it achieved a certain respectability as it worked with poppy farmers and women's groups."

[Andy9o8 0]

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the KKK on the History Channel. They didn't start out evil. They wanted protective justice from the northern carpetbaggers.

That's bullshit revisionist history.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ku_klux_klan#First_KKK

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Klan groups spread throughout the South as an insurgent movement during the Reconstruction era in the United States. As a secret vigilante group, the Klan targeted freedmen and their allies; it sought to restore white supremacy by threats and violence, including murder, against black and white Republicans. In 1870 and 1871, the federal government passed the Force Acts, which were used to prosecute Klan crimes.[18] Prosecution of Klan crimes and enforcement of the Force Acts suppressed Klan activity. In 1874 and later, however, newly organized and openly active paramilitary organizations, such as the White League and the Red Shirts, started a fresh round of violence aimed at suppressing blacks' voting and running Republicans out of office. These contributed to segregationist white Democrats regaining political power in all the Southern states by 1877.

[RonD1120 58]

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the KKK on the History Channel. They didn't start out evil. They wanted protective justice from the northern carpetbaggers.

That's bullshit revisionist history.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ku_klux_klan#First_KKK

***Klan groups spread throughout the South as an insurgent movement during the Reconstruction era in the United States.

That's what the documentary said, then things went haywire. However, you quoted a known liberal info source. How can I trust that author's opinion?

Look for the shiny things of God revealed by the Holy Spirit. They only last for an instant but it is a Holy Instant. Let your soul absorb them.

[RonD1120 58]

This is from Conservapedia, a more trusted internet resource.

http://www.conservapedia.com/KKK

"The first KKK was an movement of white Southerners who opposed Reconstruction in the late 1860s, inflicting violence against black leaders and white Republicans. One of the founders, and the first "Grand Wizard," was former Confederate General Nathan Bedford Forrest. The Klan was broken up by President Ulysses S. Grant and the U.S. Army using the Civil Rights Act of 1871 (also known as the Ku Klux Klan Act). It had disappeared by 1872, although similar violent groups persisted in some localities around the South."

Look for the shiny things of God revealed by the Holy Spirit. They only last for an instant but it is a Holy Instant. Let your soul absorb them.

[Remster 24]

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This is from Conservapedia, a more trusted internet resource.

Remster

[Andy9o8 0]

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you quoted a known liberal info source. How can I trust that author's opinion?

I just let my fingers fly to Wikipedia. Around here, you gotta be fast, or die.

[Shotgun 1]

Hey, I've been on this planet for 41 years, and I ain't never seen no fish grow any feet. What more proof do we need?

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Hey, I've been on this planet for 41 years, and I ain't never seen no fish grow any feet. What more proof do we need?

You'll fit right in when you move East...

Remster

[billvon 2,434]

>Hey, I've been on this planet for 41 years, and I ain't never seen no fish grow any
>feet. What more proof do we need?

If we evolved from apes - why are there still apes?

[Southern_Man 0]

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This is from Conservapedia, a more trusted internet resource.

http://www.conservapedia.com/KKK

"The first KKK was an movement of white Southerners who opposed Reconstruction in the late 1860s, inflicting violence against black leaders and white Republicans. One of the founders, and the first "Grand Wizard," was former Confederate General Nathan Bedford Forrest. The Klan was broken up by President Ulysses S. Grant and the U.S. Army using the Civil Rights Act of 1871 (also known as the Ku Klux Klan Act). It had disappeared by 1872, although similar violent groups persisted in some localities around the South."

You think this part is OK and supports your contention that they didn't start out badly? Maybe it is my warped moral sensabilities but infliciting violence against black leaders and white republicans sounds pretty evil to me.

"What if there were no hypothetical questions?"

[Coreece 190]

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>Hey, I've been on this planet for 41 years, and I ain't never seen no fish grow any
>feet. What more proof do we need?

If we evolved from apes - why are there still apes?

ooh, ooh can I play?

Can you give an example of a genetic mutation or an evolutionary process which can be seen to increase the information in the genome?

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[ryoder 1,400]

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I have a cousin who lives on the west bank of Loch Ness. He says the sightings usually correspond with the opening of the tourist season.

So what is the bag limit during tourist season?

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[stevebabin 0]

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>Hey, I've been on this planet for 41 years, and I ain't never seen no fish grow any
>feet. What more proof do we need?

If we evolved from apes - why are there still apes?

ooh, ooh can I play?

Can you give an example of a genetic mutation or an evolutionary process which can be seen to increase the information in the genome?

http://genome.cshlp.org/content/9/7/629.full

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"Because figuring things out is always better than making shit up."

[muff528 3]

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I have a cousin who lives on the west bank of Loch Ness. He says the sightings usually correspond with the opening of the tourist season.

Well, do the tourists show up to see Nessie (more eyes = more "sightings") ....or does Nessie seem to come around more often when there are plenty of fatted tourists to pick from?

[Coreece 190]

I couldn't careless for your apathy...learn to make a link at least.......JfC

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