CanuckInUSA 0 #1 March 10, 2006 With so many religious people in the world willing to kill the other guy because of their religious beliefs (based on the texts written many many many moons ago by their respective ancestors), which one do you believe is the truth? Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #2 March 10, 2006 are you somehow implying that there are people who make all their life's decisions based on what their testicles tell them? Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanuckInUSA 0 #3 March 10, 2006 Quoteare you somehow implying that there are people who make all their life's decisions based on what their testicles tell them? Sometimes the testicles have more control than our brains. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #4 March 10, 2006 At my age, it's not the testicles... it's the prostate! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanuckInUSA 0 #5 March 10, 2006 QuoteAt my age, it's not the testicles... it's the prostate! I'm probably not that far behind you. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #6 March 10, 2006 QuoteQuoteAt my age, it's not the testicles... it's the prostate! I'm probably not that far behind you. ________________________________ I really don't mind the age thing. I feel pretty fortunate... I've made it through the 60's, 70's etc. It's just all the stuff you have to check... cholesterol, weight... and those doctors with big knuckles! Sheesh... Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanuckInUSA 0 #7 March 10, 2006 QuoteI've made it through the 60's, 70's etc Oh well I guess I still have a long way to go as I'm only a few moons into my 40s. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beowulf 1 #8 March 10, 2006 texts????? I base all my wisdom on how the handfull of bones land. is dat ok mon? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #9 March 10, 2006 QuoteWith so many religious people in the world willing to kill the other guy because of their religious beliefs (based on the texts written many many many moons ago by their respective ancestors), which one do you believe is the truth? I'm partial to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy I think the poll choices are funny - None of the Above is popular - even though "Other" is an option above it... ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #10 March 10, 2006 QuoteQuoteI've made it through the 60's, 70's etc Oh well I guess I still have a long way to go as I'm only a few moons into my 40s. _________________________________________ Just into your 40's? I haven't seen 40 in... Well, you've got your whole life ahead of you! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casurf1978 0 #11 March 10, 2006 Bones. Man you have to consult shrunken heads. These have given me good advice in the past: http://www.salangome.com/shrunken_head.asp Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #12 March 10, 2006 Don't you know CHRISTIANITY...It's written in the book god damn it. They even wrote a part II of the bible to clear up any mishaps in the first.... And if you don't believe it your going to HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. Even though they say GOD is all loving yet he will subject people to something like HELL. As a side note.. Next time you answer the door to jehovahs, morons, christians whatever. Answer the door naked and ask them to come in..It's quite amusing. I have a camera at home so next time i do it i will be rolling the camera believe mehttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,408 #13 March 10, 2006 None of the above. The One True Book is "The C Programming Language", by Kernighan and Ritchie. The only thing open to debate is whether to follow the original edition, (the old testament), or the second edition, (the new testament aka "ANSI")."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterblaster72 0 #14 March 10, 2006 Just ask windcatcher -- she has the answer. Or better yet, chuteless. Be humble, ask questions, listen, learn, follow the golden rule, talk when necessary, and know when to shut the fuck up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pirana 0 #15 March 11, 2006 Frysbetarianism. It's when your soul gets stunk on the garage roof." . . . the lust for power can be just as completely satisfied by suggesting people into loving their servitude as by flogging them and kicking them into obedience." -- Aldous Huxley Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #16 March 11, 2006 QuoteNone of the above. The One True Book is "The C Programming Language", by Kernighan and Ritchie. The only thing open to debate is whether to follow the original edition, (the old testament), or the second edition, (the new testament aka "ANSI"). Perhaps... but do you obey the 1TBS? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,677 #17 March 11, 2006 My PhD dissertation hasn't been disproved yet (36 years and counting). I think that makes it a good candidate for the OTB.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawkins121 0 #18 March 11, 2006 Dude you are such a dick for posting a poll like this... Funny as shit though... I would say the religious text that is most accurate would be december 1989's issue of Mad Magazine... Well its as accurate..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riggerrob 561 #19 March 12, 2006 Next time a moron, jehovah or other evangelizing christian knocks on your door, greet him/her with an overly-enthusiastic husky dog. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,408 #20 March 12, 2006 QuoteNext time a moron, jehovah or other evangelizing christian knocks on your door, greet him/her with an overly-enthusiastic husky dog. When I was about 15 I was home alone one day taking a bath when someone knocked on the door. Very annoyed, I threw a towel around my waist and answered the door dripping wet. A very embarrased little girl about my age shoved a copy of "The Watchtower" in my hand and went rushing back the the car containing an adult couple waiting at the street."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #21 March 12, 2006 I just tell them I am a satanist...and they seem to really like my shaved head and german shepherd Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #22 March 12, 2006 The teachings of Bokonen: "Around and around, through life we spin, With feet of lead, and wings of tin" Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
