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kallend 1,625
QuoteQuoteWhat part of "they don't look like flour" do you not understand?
Define your “they” and I’ll respond accordingly.
Much as I liked rehmwa's answer, "they" in this context is "the powder samples you would have me believe look like flour."
The only thing I hate worse than lawyer tricks are lawyers.
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Lawyers are like sewers. You need to wash thoroughly after any contact, but it's hard to do without them.
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The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.
The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.
QuoteOh come on, since when has it been illegal to carry a block of plasticene some wires an alarm clock and a battery rigged in the manner of a bomb in your suitcase?
“Just in the interests of disclosure, our art laboratory is less than 40 feet from where I sit right now. We have all sorts of modeling compounds there including plasticine. I can assure you that plasticine smells and tastes nothing like semtex or c4.”
Blutarsky 2008. No Prisoners!
kallend 1,625
QuoteQuoteThis is no better than packing a fake bomb in your luggage on the chance the screeners would catch it.
Oh come on, since when has it been illegal to carry a block of plasticene some wires an alarm clock and a battery rigged in the manner of a bomb in your suitcase?
www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m0CWU/is_2004_Dec_16/ai_n8577062
They'd probably miss it anyway, being too busy looking for fake drugs.
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The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.
The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.
rehmwa 2
Quoteplasticine smells and tastes nothing like semtex or c4.”
Try it on toast with a bit of mayonaise and bacon.
Edit: The other response, is "there he goes, blasting his mouth off" but that's blatant plaguerism
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kallend 1,625
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QuoteOh come on, since when has it been illegal to carry a block of plasticene some wires an alarm clock and a battery rigged in the manner of a bomb in your suitcase?
“Just in the interests of disclosure, our art laboratory is less than 40 feet from where I sit right now. We have all sorts of modeling compounds there including plasticine. I can assure you that plasticine smells and tastes nothing like semtex or c4.”
Blutarsky 2008. No Prisoners!
You have real difficulty with materials properties. Plasticene is not the problem:
It's fine to pack a snack in your carry-on. And probably the best way to ensure you'll get something to eat in-flight since airline meals have all but disappeared. However, don't put food in your checked luggage. Because of their organic content, foods like cheese, chocolate, or fruitcake can be mistaken by bomb detection machines for explosives.
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The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.
The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.
QuoteTry it on toast with a bit of mayonaise and bacon.
Actually for the kiddies out there I suppose I should issue a warning that both semtex and c4 are highly toxic and they shouldn't try this at home. Plasticene just tastes bland, so a little mayo couldn't hurt.
Blutarsky 2008. No Prisoners!
QuoteIt's fine to pack a snack in your carry-on. And probably the best way to ensure you'll get something to eat in-flight since airline meals have all but disappeared. However, don't put food in your checked luggage. Because of their organic content, foods like cheese, chocolate, or fruitcake can be mistaken by bomb detection machines for explosives.
Thus you should seal your foodstuffs in condoms when including them in your checked luggage. I appreciate the tip.
Blutarsky 2008. No Prisoners!
rehmwa 2
QuoteThus you should seal your foodstuffs in condoms when including them in your checked luggage. I appreciate the tip.
Not checked luggage, carryon.
A great snack is to bring flour packed in condoms. Dump it in a bowl and add a little water. Make sure you eat it with a TSA approved plastic spork, we don't want anyone getting nervous in the terminal. You can also, just recently, scoop it up with a pre-declared fingernail clipper or safety razor used as a utensil.
If you want a bit of ZING in the flavor of moist flour, try adding a dollop of mayonaise and some bacon bits. Best to pack these in separate condoms and mix while in flight.
If the mixture requires cutting, just ask the unshaven psycho sitting next to you, they have the same odds as the 80 year old lady of not being searched. He likely will have a good hunting knife or box cutter handy. So will the activist college kid who frequently spouts off "can't you guys take a JOKE?"
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Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants
Oh come on, since when has it been illegal to carry a block of plasticene some wires an alarm clock and a battery rigged in the manner of a bomb in your suitcase?
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