SpeedRacer 1 #1 April 18, 2001 I know there's such a thing as a "kiss pass" but what about a "f**k pass"? I've been thinking about this a lot lately. Obviously you don't have much time but it should be theoretically possible to get a few, uh, strokes in there.Potential problems:1) Sufficient lubrication, despite a 120 mph relative wind2) Possibly, it might be difficult for the man to "perform" under the adrenaline-inducing conditions of skydiving.3) Potential of getting EXTREMELY distracted & not remaining altitude aware.4) Possibility of one skydiver having a premature deployment, thus lending a new meaning to the term "break-off"!! -ouch!!5) Any pre-jump foreplay would have to be performed naked in the plane in front of a whole bunch of other skydivers!!!!! (Who typically cannot be counted on for tact & discretion under such circumstances. )For verification purposes, you'd have to get someone to video it, of course. I wonder: If you owe a case of beer for your first kiss pass, what would you owe for a f**k pass??Speed Racer"Blue Skies, Red eyes, Sore thighs!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpergirl 0 #2 April 18, 2001 Some friends of mine had planned on starting "it" in the plane then rolling out into freefall and holding on until break off time. However, for whatever reason they didn't get to make the jump. This was to be done for a night jump on New Years Eve a couple of years ago, out of a Cessna 182. I think, with the right plane and the right planning, it could be done, but only for a very short time. Of course I would be disappointed if it wasn't finished upon landing!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zelda 0 #3 April 18, 2001 I suppose 60 seconds might be typical for a man, but for women, it would be pretty disappointing!If you're not married to the idea of doing it in freefall, a tandem might be doable...-zelda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greg 0 #4 April 18, 2001 sounds risky, personally, I would either opt for a quick "shag" just before (before manifesting) or, like mentioned on another post, land out and "shag" out!!Not sure about you......but......my...ummmm....manhood..uh emmmm.......is not quite at "full glory" in the cold!!Talk about "corking" lol!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #5 April 18, 2001 You know, I've pondered this too (more than I ought, really) and another problem I can see is that there's nothing to get leverage against, you know? I wonder if the mechanics of sex are even physically possible in freefall.Of course, someone has to have tried it. Or two someones, actually. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lazerq3 0 #6 April 18, 2001 I said it once and I'll say it agian"would you pullout or throw out on that jump"jason Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wingnut 0 #7 April 19, 2001 okay while not in freefall.....can i say crw? just like starting a downplane but don't turn the canopy. at 14,000ft you'd have a good 3 minutes or more.......<> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Geoff 0 #8 April 19, 2001 or a tandem with five attachment points? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mountainman 0 #9 April 19, 2001 I actually read a post from Bryan Burke from the early 90's and he was always talking about things he liked to do while skydiving, or wanted to do (the last one is pertaining to this:1) Pack a fanny pack lunch in the AZ heat, hop-n-pop at 13,500 and enjoy a breezy lunch.2) At the end of the day, take the sunset load, hop-n-pop and 13,500 and enjoy some cold ones on the way down.3) Regain his tandem rating and have a female counterpart in the harness. Hop-n-pop a tandem at 13,500 and have plenty of time for the ride down to take the "ride". I know this is a freefall f**k we're talking about, but if anyone really wanted to mix the two best things in the world, this seems like the best way to do it!!Blue skyz, backward tandem students, and plenty of timeNEW AND IMPROVED!!!http://home.woh.rr.com/brandonandlaura/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkymonkeyONE 3 #10 April 19, 2001 I cannot believe that noone else has witnessed this, but the fact is, yes, it can and has been done repeatedly. Back in the late '80s and early '90s there was a couple that used to go to boogies at Barnwell (in SC). They would exit whatever tailgate aircraft was there, normally a C-16 Caribou, faced-off to each other and already "coupled"; the guy standing facing aft and the girl "hooked up" with her legs around his waist and arms around his neck. As I recall, last time I saw them do this (around '93 maybe, at the Halloween Boogie), they were in their early 40s. Neither gave a shit who saw them at the back of the AC getting ready. Quite a sight. I also know a several-time world champion 8-way competitor who, prior to joining the Army, was working as a Tandem Master in Illinois. This brave gentlemen, who's name I will keep to myself, would regularly put chicks into a passenger harness backwards, hook them up, and skydive like that (faced off). Hop and pops were the norm so that they had all the time in the world to "work things out" under canopy. Strange but true stories from Chuck BlueHey, that rhymes! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skreamer 1 #11 April 19, 2001 FFF was a tandem master?????/s Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freefallfreak 0 #12 April 19, 2001 Skreamer,I was not, have never been, and will never be a tandem master...altho I would really like to take credit for this, I have to admit, it wasn't me...damn it...but if any of the young ladies want to dirt dive this particular jump and need a stand-in for the tandem master, I shall be happy to provide my services...free of charge, of course...with a few exceptions...the dz of choice has to be neutral territory...no more cameras...if an accuracy pad like the one at Raeford is used, the buzzer has to be turned off... and I won't cross the North Carolina border into Yankee territory for the devil herself...FFF Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mountainman 0 #13 April 19, 2001 FFF...just a word of humble advice. When it comes to doing dirtdives as a "stand-in", you can't be TOO specific. Remember, most tandems turn out to be a one-time thing, and you don't have to call or cuddle after them. Hell, best thing about it is there is no "post-dive critique" to hear about!! bluez onezNEW AND IMPROVED!!!http://home.woh.rr.com/brandonandlaura/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites froggie 0 #14 April 19, 2001 Quote and I won't cross the North Carolina border into Yankee territory for the devil herself... darn it! I came all the way back up here just to get shot down! You realize that its 40 degrees and cold as hell in the north right? Where im from, its always a comfortable 5,000 degree celcius. You dont know what youre missing Angel boy :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 35 #15 April 19, 2001 Quotebut if any of the young ladies want to dirt dive this particular jump and need a stand-in for the tandem master, I shall be happy to provide my servicesGolly, FFF, what a kind man you are to go out of your way, and offer your services like this! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freefallfreak 0 #16 April 19, 2001 Skymama,I will always offer my mind and body for the cause...remember, others helped me so it is my turn to help now...(except if I have to go North)...in anyway I can to further the cause of safe and sound skydiving...tee-hee...FFF Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PLFXpert 0 #17 April 19, 2001 Quoteexcept if I have to go North)...Hmmmm, and I always thought you prefered heading *south*, FFF.Much love and blue skies,Carrie http://www.geocities.com/skydivegrl20/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. 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lazerq3 0 #6 April 18, 2001 I said it once and I'll say it agian"would you pullout or throw out on that jump"jason Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #7 April 19, 2001 okay while not in freefall.....can i say crw? just like starting a downplane but don't turn the canopy. at 14,000ft you'd have a good 3 minutes or more.......<> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Geoff 0 #8 April 19, 2001 or a tandem with five attachment points? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mountainman 0 #9 April 19, 2001 I actually read a post from Bryan Burke from the early 90's and he was always talking about things he liked to do while skydiving, or wanted to do (the last one is pertaining to this:1) Pack a fanny pack lunch in the AZ heat, hop-n-pop at 13,500 and enjoy a breezy lunch.2) At the end of the day, take the sunset load, hop-n-pop and 13,500 and enjoy some cold ones on the way down.3) Regain his tandem rating and have a female counterpart in the harness. Hop-n-pop a tandem at 13,500 and have plenty of time for the ride down to take the "ride". I know this is a freefall f**k we're talking about, but if anyone really wanted to mix the two best things in the world, this seems like the best way to do it!!Blue skyz, backward tandem students, and plenty of timeNEW AND IMPROVED!!!http://home.woh.rr.com/brandonandlaura/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 3 #10 April 19, 2001 I cannot believe that noone else has witnessed this, but the fact is, yes, it can and has been done repeatedly. Back in the late '80s and early '90s there was a couple that used to go to boogies at Barnwell (in SC). They would exit whatever tailgate aircraft was there, normally a C-16 Caribou, faced-off to each other and already "coupled"; the guy standing facing aft and the girl "hooked up" with her legs around his waist and arms around his neck. As I recall, last time I saw them do this (around '93 maybe, at the Halloween Boogie), they were in their early 40s. Neither gave a shit who saw them at the back of the AC getting ready. Quite a sight. I also know a several-time world champion 8-way competitor who, prior to joining the Army, was working as a Tandem Master in Illinois. This brave gentlemen, who's name I will keep to myself, would regularly put chicks into a passenger harness backwards, hook them up, and skydive like that (faced off). Hop and pops were the norm so that they had all the time in the world to "work things out" under canopy. Strange but true stories from Chuck BlueHey, that rhymes! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #11 April 19, 2001 FFF was a tandem master?????/s Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #12 April 19, 2001 Skreamer,I was not, have never been, and will never be a tandem master...altho I would really like to take credit for this, I have to admit, it wasn't me...damn it...but if any of the young ladies want to dirt dive this particular jump and need a stand-in for the tandem master, I shall be happy to provide my services...free of charge, of course...with a few exceptions...the dz of choice has to be neutral territory...no more cameras...if an accuracy pad like the one at Raeford is used, the buzzer has to be turned off... and I won't cross the North Carolina border into Yankee territory for the devil herself...FFF Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mountainman 0 #13 April 19, 2001 FFF...just a word of humble advice. When it comes to doing dirtdives as a "stand-in", you can't be TOO specific. Remember, most tandems turn out to be a one-time thing, and you don't have to call or cuddle after them. Hell, best thing about it is there is no "post-dive critique" to hear about!! bluez onezNEW AND IMPROVED!!!http://home.woh.rr.com/brandonandlaura/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
froggie 0 #14 April 19, 2001 Quote and I won't cross the North Carolina border into Yankee territory for the devil herself... darn it! I came all the way back up here just to get shot down! You realize that its 40 degrees and cold as hell in the north right? Where im from, its always a comfortable 5,000 degree celcius. You dont know what youre missing Angel boy :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #15 April 19, 2001 Quotebut if any of the young ladies want to dirt dive this particular jump and need a stand-in for the tandem master, I shall be happy to provide my servicesGolly, FFF, what a kind man you are to go out of your way, and offer your services like this! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #16 April 19, 2001 Skymama,I will always offer my mind and body for the cause...remember, others helped me so it is my turn to help now...(except if I have to go North)...in anyway I can to further the cause of safe and sound skydiving...tee-hee...FFF Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #17 April 19, 2001 Quoteexcept if I have to go North)...Hmmmm, and I always thought you prefered heading *south*, FFF.Much love and blue skies,Carrie http://www.geocities.com/skydivegrl20/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
