sunshine 2 #1 November 14, 2001 Are these true or is there more I should know? I really don't have a problem with any of them except number 5. Hehe "it's a post, post on it!!"25 rules guys wished women knew1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.2. Learn to work the toilet seat, if it's up, put it down.3. Don't cut your hair.4. Sometimes we're not thinking about you. Live with it.5. Get rid of your cat.6. Sunday = Sports7. Anything you wear is fine. Really!8. Women wearing wonder bras and low cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.9. You have too many shoes.10. Crying is blackmail.11. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.12. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.13. Yes, peeing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.14. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.15. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.16. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.17. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.18. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like the soap opera guys.19. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.20. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?21. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.22. You can ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done.Not both.23. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.24. You have enough clothes.25. Nothing says "I love you" like sex.Your ears look cold. Can I warm them with my thighs? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
philhartree 0 #2 November 14, 2001 Erm - whaddya you think... ---If you have to ask, you don't understand Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 15 #3 November 14, 2001 Duh... now if every woman would just read these rules and live by them......Actually 6) Nice Weather Sunday = Jumping A rainy day at the DZ is better then a Sunny day at work Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #4 November 14, 2001 QuoteActually 6) Nice Weather Sunday = Jumping Good point, You know I definately have no problem with that one!! I just don't like #5!!Your ears look cold. Can I warm them with my thighs? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheMarshMan1 0 #5 November 14, 2001 whats wrong with number 5? lol..........;-) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #6 November 14, 2001 I could comment, but I will hold my tongue on the account I may incriminate myself and all of MAN-kind.tongue]My New Website with 24hr Chat Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #7 November 14, 2001 Really, what is it men have against cats?? I want to know!!Your ears look cold. Can I warm them with my thighs? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Merrick 0 #8 November 14, 2001 Quote"I could comment, but I will hold my tongue on the account I may incriminate myself and all of MAN-kind."Bwahahaha.... he has the fatest, funniest, pet-whore cat in the Houston area! "Pammi's Hemp/Skydiving Jewelry" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheMarshMan1 0 #9 November 14, 2001 When I was little my moms cat ate my bird....it was kind of like a sylvester and tweetie kinda thing- the bird would always sit there and its cage and squawk whilest having a staring contest with the cat. I guess he just pushed the cats buttons one too many times, lol. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #10 November 14, 2001 Dangit!! Leave FatCat outa this! Yes I am a Cat-Person!! But he didn't do nothing to be called a Pet-Whore!!! He is just attention challenged!! My New Website with 24hr Chat Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fonz 0 #11 November 14, 2001 Quote5. Get rid of your cat.I have to admit that I don't dig this one either For the rest, they're very good points.Quote23. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.Skydivers don't stop to ask for directions Alphonshttp://www.liacs.nl/~avwerven Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 15 #12 November 14, 2001 QuoteSkydivers don't stop to ask for directions Well if some of them did, they would'nt be landing off as much.... A rainy day at the DZ is better then a Sunny day at work Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 4 #13 November 14, 2001 QuoteActually 6) Nice Weather Sunday = JumpingYa beat me to that one, bu tyou missed this one:25. Nothing says "I love you" like sex.It should read25. Nothing says "I love you" like jump tickets and/or gear.I ain't happy, I'm feeling gladI got sunshine, in a bag Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RemiAndKaren 0 #14 November 14, 2001 and dont forgetwhen a men says swallows, dont looks for birds...RemiMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #15 November 14, 2001 QuoteIt should read 25. Nothing says "I love you" like jump tickets and/or gear.Aw,, c'mon, be honest, it really should read 25. Nothing says "I love you" like jump tickets and/or gear after sex.pull and flare,lisa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #16 November 14, 2001 QuoteWell if some of them did, they would'nt be landing off as much.... Or maybe if people would jump when the green light comes on instead of hosing the spot for the rest of the load.....Your ears look cold. Can I warm them with my thighs? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aviatrr 0 #17 November 14, 2001 Quote Or maybe if people would jump when the green light comes on instead of hosing the spot for the rest of the load..... Then again, if people would LOOK OUT THE DOOR before exiting, they will know where they are......and can call a go-around, if necessary.. Ever had the green light go on way early? I have.. Just recently I waited another 15 seconds after the light went on, and just BARELY made the edge of the DZ.. If we had exited on the green light, we would've been WAY short.. Oh, and EVERYBODY on that load landed on the DZ..This is kind of a sore subject with me....people that don't know how to spot..Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RemiAndKaren 0 #18 November 14, 2001 Who needs to know how to spot now anyways! Blind faith in the green light fairy is all you need....RemiMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #19 November 14, 2001 There is a certain group of people that always wait too long after the green light goes on, and they always hose the spot for the rest of the load. I don't have blind faith in the light, but people that won't get out when they're supposed to piss me off.Your ears look cold. Can I warm them with my thighs? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #20 November 14, 2001 Well, I think these "rules" are mean. Not funny enough to take the edge off the hostility.But that's just me!Man, all this talk about green lights and spotting is making me soooo jump-horny. I wanna scream "DOOR" and roll it open and stick my head out and juuuuuuuuuump.... Alex wants to see you bleed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RemiAndKaren 0 #21 November 14, 2001 jump-horyy.... no kidding.... we're not planning any jumping till Xmas.... but all this Big Ways talk had me look on Expedia for a flight to Eloy from London! talk about horny!RemiMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 3 #22 November 14, 2001 This list has been going around for a while, and the answer to your question is: YES, it's very accurate. Seriously.ChuckMy webpage HERE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 15 #23 November 14, 2001 Quoteand can call a go-around, if necessary.. Actually.... no. We can't call go around. We have the option of getting out or riding the plane down. Thats it out of the Casa. The rate of fuel burn is too great to do multiple passes is what we were told. Out of the Westwind or Beech, thats another story......A rainy day at the DZ is better then a Sunny day at work Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diver123 0 #24 November 14, 2001 Well, I don't agree with exactly how they're saying them. But, the principal behind the rules I stand by 100%! We just like things a bit more simple, that's all. "pull high! It's lower than you think..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mountainman 0 #25 November 14, 2001 I"d ahve to say I like them all except #3. Dont cut your hair?? God, I'm not a fan of long, long hair. There IS a limit.And Sunshine, are you talking about a certain 4-way team from a certain Ohio DZ that blows the spot?? Hehe..I know what you mean.--------------JumpinDuo.com will be here within days...brace yourself. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
