freefallfreak 0 #1 February 15, 2002 Almost 150 years ago, President Lincoln found itnecessary to hire a private investigator - Mr. AlanPinkerton. He was actually the beginning of theSecret Service.Since that time federal police authority has grownto a large number of agencies - FBI, CIA, INS, IRS,DEA, BATF, SS, ATF, etc.Now Congress is considering a proposal for anotheragency: The "Federal Air Transportation AirportSecurity Service."Can't you see it now? The new agency in their blackuniforms with their initials in large white letters acrosstheir backs?FATASSTripleFBOOBIES, BOOBIES, BOOBIES, BOOBIES...(Whoops, I said it again...Tee-hee...) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 February 15, 2002 Hahahaha! And knowing government types, I'm sure they'll live up to it!"Alright, at 4500 lets break it, turn 360 and track away..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #3 February 15, 2002 hahaha. yea that'd be about right.getting high is fun, but coming down is the best partJT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StevieBoy 0 #4 February 15, 2002 ."Skydiving's a source, it'll change your life, swear to God" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #5 February 15, 2002 QuoteHahahaha! And knowing government types, I'm sure they'll live up to it!hey, i resemble that remark....well sorta..... the gov. does pay my check..."up my noooossseee"- wingnut, at first euro dz.com boogie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #6 February 15, 2002 Yep.... it must suck to be on welfare (sp) If it's got tit's or wheel,s..it's trouble. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TEB6363 0 #7 February 15, 2002 Working for the State of CA, it seems like I would have more posts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #8 February 15, 2002 jsut give it time. Pretty soon you'll be neck n neck with ClayStill a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottbre 0 #9 February 15, 2002 Quoteneck with ClayEeewwwwwww!!!!"Let the rabbits wear glasses. . . " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #10 February 15, 2002 Do you think Clay senses we are talking about him when he is not here?"I am a victim of my environment."Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strynx 0 #11 February 15, 2002 LOL"[loud Agnt voice] this is FATASS open the door.....[loud agent voice off]Man that'd make a nice scene.P.L.U.R. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #12 February 15, 2002 "My post-whore sense is tingling!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #13 February 15, 2002 "My post-whore sense is tingling!"I find myself quite excited by this........"I only have 131 jumps, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #14 February 15, 2002 Quote"My post-whore sense is tingling!"ROFLwPMPAND He showed up!!!!!Still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #15 February 15, 2002 "AND He showed up!!!!!"Were there doubts? "I only have 131 jumps, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites