airdrew20012001 0 #1 March 25, 2002 I can't get a date to save my life where I live and cool skydiver women like Skybytch and Skyamama are single...two to four states away! Damn these cruel fates! Not only that, but having recently cut away are probably prowling for ilicit meaningless relationships, perfect for a shallow person such as myself. Rats! And I just got a new leisure to match my rig! Damn my luck!Drewfus McDoofus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,426 #2 March 25, 2002 I've met some really interesting people on the web, including three girlfriends (one of whom I've been with for five years.) And you're complaining about two states away?? Amy's doing her residency in Massachusetts right now, which is something like 25 states away from San Diego.-bill von Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdrew20012001 0 #3 March 25, 2002 My sympathies, brother. And, yes, I am whining. Maybe that's why no dates, eh?Drewfus McDoofus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #4 March 25, 2002 QuoteNot only that, but having recently cut away are probably prowling for ilicit meaningless relationships, perfect for a shallow person such as myself. Me? Prowling for illicit, meaningless relationships? Who told you that? Oh. That's right... I did.... Okay, here's my list of nine things that are musts for my next guy - 1) over 30, under 602) no kids or grown kids, doesn't want any (more)3) skydiver4) employed5) good sense of humor6) smart7) my height (5'8") or taller8) inventive in the sack9) NOT TAKEN...and it'd be nice if he either a) lives within 2 hours drive of me or b) is rich enough to come visit/fly me to visit him often. So am I too picky? pull and flare,lisa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #5 March 25, 2002 QuoteAnd, yes, I am whining. Maybe that's why no dates, eh?It sure as hell doesn't help your case, grasshopper Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkySurfSnow 0 #6 March 25, 2002 Women can smell desperation... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdrew20012001 0 #7 March 25, 2002 Quote So am I too picky? Er......you are a chick, right? Well....er....then.....of course you are too picky! I must say, I got you covered on all but the rich part. Sorry. I potential though. I's a lawyer and stuff. Actually, I might be rich if you all at square 1 didn't have all my dough. Hey, speaking of which, where's me damn rig part I ordered?Drewfus McDoofus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrHixxx 0 #8 March 25, 2002 Damn, I only missed on #2...-Hixxx"Sous ma tub, Dr. Suess ma tub" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdrew20012001 0 #9 March 25, 2002 Quote Women can smell desperation... I know, amen to that brother. It's a mean catch 22, if you are single for very long (over a week) then you get antsy, women sense that and won't have anything to do with you. You hook up, that "smell" goes away and you are de man. A friend of mine says no chick wants to date a guy until some other woman cleans him up and teaches him some manners.Drewfus McDoofus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #10 March 25, 2002 QuoteI must say, I got you covered on all but the rich part.The rich part is optional...QuoteHey, speaking of which, where's me damn rig part I ordered?It's coming, it's coming... check your email. pull and flare,lisa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 15 #11 March 25, 2002 Sorry Lisa... ya got me pegged except numbers #1 for sure unless I was born in a different decade then what my Birth cirtificate says... and the #3.... I'm really a whuffo that is afraid of planes....I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend... ~3EB Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkySurfSnow 0 #12 March 25, 2002 This probably doesn't help either:http://www.angelfire.com/extreme3/logerflyer/face.jpg Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdrew20012001 0 #13 March 26, 2002 Too true.Drewfus McDoofus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Opie 0 #14 March 26, 2002 Everything but the rich part here Lisa, and I can fake that for a day or two!"Prowling for illicit, meaningless relationships"--see you at Rantoul???OpieIf your not on the edge, you can't enjoy the view! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkySurfSnow 0 #15 March 26, 2002 1) over 30, under 60I'm 29 I guess I'm underqualified damn...guess I'll have to look elsewhere.2) no kids or grown kids, doesn't want any (more)Check...I don't have any kids that I'm aware of...and I'll never be in Haiti again anyway3) skydiverCheck...I can fall relatively stable4) employedI work at the Chic-Fil-A in the mall...Check5) good sense of humorI laugh when old people fall down...check6) smartI am so smart S-M-R-T...Check7) my height (5'8") or taller6'4" and full o' muscle...Check8) inventive in the sackIf you want to know if my tongue can whip you into a froth: I'm here to tell you ladies it can (Gotta love Jean Simmons)9) NOT TAKENWow, that's pretty emphatic...I don't even want to know. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #16 March 26, 2002 well, I'm out on 2 counts... Ruggies a plenty (although there will NEVER be another lummy YIPPEE!!)and the richness.... Hmmmm make that 3 counts, I am more than 2 hours away,SIGH...... OOOO more pessimism!! 4 counts, it seems only I get my humor :)Ah hell, you wouldn't want me anyways, I snore......Grew up way to fast, now there's nothing to believe, and reruns all become a history.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #17 March 26, 2002 Quote9) NOT TAKENWow, that's pretty emphatic...I don't even want to know.That's just cuz I've met a couple of guys recently that I wouldn't mind hooking up with, even if just for a weekend of meaningless casual fun, but they have girlfriends dammit! And I am SO not going to steal away someone else's man...pull and flare,lisa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #18 March 26, 2002 I'm SURE ther's a few guys here that would be more than happy to distract the girlfriends for ya...Grew up way to fast, now there's nothing to believe, and reruns all become a history.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndyMan 7 #19 March 26, 2002 Quote1) over 30, under 602) no kids or grown kids, doesn't want any (more)3) skydiver4) employed5) good sense of humor6) smart7) my height (5'8") or taller8) inventive in the sack9) NOT TAKENDamn. I think I've got them all, except I'm a year too young. Weird. I always though young was a good thing... lolDoh! Rich is relative too, I guess._AmICQ: 5578907MSN Messenger: andrewdmetcalfe at hotmail dot com AIM: andrewdmetcalfeYahoo IM: ametcalf_1999 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mountainman 0 #20 March 26, 2002 Quote5) good sense of humorI laugh when old people fall down...checkHow wrong is it that I laughed pretty hard at that? JumpinDuo.com...come and sign the guestbook. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #21 March 26, 2002 Quote1) over 30, under 602) no kids or grown kids, doesn't want any (more)3) skydiver4) employed5) good sense of humor6) smart7) my height (5'8") or taller8) inventive in the sack9) NOT TAKEN HEY I FIT ALL THOSE REQUIREMENTS!!! I've never been married so I'm not taken!!!My New Website with 24hr Chat Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #22 March 26, 2002 QuoteI've never been married so I'm not taken!!!You have a whuffo g/f Slappie... that's taken...pull and flare,lisa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #23 March 26, 2002 !#$*(&^)(!#&$^()!#&)(%&!)@#&^)@$&!)(!#$)^&!)#$&^!)#$*&^!#$^&()&!#$)^&!#)(^(%*(!@#^%)!&#$_^(&@$_(&*_%*U)_@$&!_(#$&^_@(&_@$*_&(U_)&*)*#@$_(!@#(%^!#_$(%^!_@#^%_@(&@&!_(#$^&@ok I know some of you understand this??My New Website with 24hr Chat Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #24 March 26, 2002 Donald Duck cursing! I understand every symbol!And a @!#%&^* to you, too!No, it's not updated. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,426 #25 March 26, 2002 Well, I'm almost completely out.1) over 30, under 60Hmm, pushing 60 according to my rec.skydiving profile, so that's a problem.2) no kids or grown kids, doesn't want any (more)I'm afraid I can't prove that. My first kid could be 17, but my youngest conceivable kid (pun intended) would only be around 8.5) good sense of humorAs someone pointed out recently, moderators do not have any such thing.6) smartUnfortunately, I do BASE jump, and how smart can someone who BASE jumps really be?7) my height (5'8") or tallerActually, that _does_ work - I'm 6'2" according to that profile8) inventive in the sackRight out there. Lights out, under the covers, no talking allowed.-bill von Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
