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Remster

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Thats coz they're in white today....
Allez les blancs????
this top secret report just in from our agents in the far east.....
"Location: Enemy Base Camp, somewhere in the far East.
All going well. Of the original mission I have accomplished:
1)Closure of Wembley - they are now homeless with no solution in
sight.
2)Loss of 2006 World Cup to Germany.
3)Installation of foreign coach - was going to be Fergie but he
could'nt bring himself to do it even for a laugh. Sven agreed on
condition he was allowed to reclaim all blonde Swedish weather
forecasters from the barbarians. Agent Sven performing remarkably,
introducing long ball game just before World Cup. We should put them
back 10 years by the end of Nigeria match.
4)Beckham fooled into thinking he had an injury we got Fergie to
show him an x-ray swiped from Glasgow Southern General and told him it
was his foot and to stop training. This worked so well we used same
x-ray for Neville and Murphy.
5)Took under 21 team away from Peter Taylor who had them playing well
and gave it to Howard Wilkinson. That nearly compromised my cover as it
was too obvious, so hired next best thing - David Platt.
6)Our German friends agreed to take a dive in Munich so as to reinforce
unwarranted superiority complex - avoiding awkward questions after
Greece/ Holland/Italy games. Now showing real form against Saudi
Arabia.
7)Sven secretly signed a three year deal with Swedish FA in April and
is in fact managing their team at the World Cup.
8)Fergie has played Veron out of position all year to disguise his real
talent until Friday.
9)I expect to complete mission by July 2002 when Sven takes Ulrika back
to Sweden, media get on the back of all foreign coaches and insist on an
Englishman. I will then give the job to Gazza before returning to
God's country.
Alba Gu Brath
Agent Crozier"
Cya
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GR# 37
Remember how lucky you are to see and touch the sky; the blind may only dream.

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The UK's plane of choice (dont ask me why) is the LET 410

I've heard it's to do with the fact that the ones we get are foreign registered (usually Czech), so that means they don't need to be serviced every x amount of hours - just fix it when it breaks :D
Let's go play chicken with a planet !!

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So, Remi, what was the final score against URgay? Didn't Denmark beat URgay? Is Denmark now on 4 points and France has to beat them to have any chance of going through (probably on goal difference)? Wouldn't it be embarrasing to be world champions and not even make the 2nd round?
Boy, this must be soooo humiliating for you and I am absolutely loving it!!! :)
"Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"

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"Boy, this must be soooo humiliating for you and I am absolutely loving it!!! "
My my, bold words from an Englishman who's team are about the face the feared old enemy, ie not Germany, or Scotland, but those no good, low down, cheating Argies....
What's hispanic for "Get stuck intae them...."
Cya
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Sorry nac, but we (South Africa) are playing Spain on the 12th. Until that time I intend to be very lippy regarding both the French and English football teams...;)
(you're a Scotsman living in America, I'm a South African living in England - I came here for the weather! :)"Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"

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No need to apologise Will, I mistakenly assumed you were one of my Southern neighbours...my bad.
"Until that time I intend to be very lippy regarding both the French and English football teams..."
In which case I shall happily join you in the chorus of abuse especially against our Auld Enemy, aka your hosts, the despised Guffys.
I'm currently adorning my office in light blue and white, just to upset the many English guys that I work with.....
"I came here for the weather! "
Get some therapy dude...rolling on the floor guffawing my erse aff......
Cya
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"But seeing as how shite Scotland have been at rugby and football lately I tend to keep that quiet! "
I hear you brother, I hear you, but at least we recognise the fact that we are shite and don't enter every comp with the attitude that just cos we won something back in 1966 (by cheating no less) we will automatically win everything else....We are good at drinking, partying and skydiving though, if that's at all relevant.
BTW my home town of Arbroath still has the record for defeating a team in a soccer cup match...36-0 against Bon Accord (Aberdeen) which I try and remind my Aberdonian hosts about hehehe....
Last time I was in NZ the tri nations tourney was on so I sported my prized Springbocks top to most of the pub- match watching sessions.
They didn't really see my sense of humour and I barely escaped with my life.;)
Cya
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Ja, at least at Hinton they call me an annoying twat, but they are not like normal English people. At work they tell me I have a 'blunt personality' and that I am 'rather abrupt'. Don't these people understand that to a South African this is a compliment??? :)"Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"

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That and they're built so an idiot can fly 'em. You really don't need a co-pilot for a Let. They have automatic trim adjustment so that if you lose an engine it automatically compensates (or at least the one here does...) just pray you're not onboard when they backfire, scares the s**t out of the load onboard and the whuffo-punters....

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As far as I'm aware, it never came back from a service (or was it repairs?) in Denmark shortly after the Caravan arrived. I guess Langar wanted to maximise their purchase of the Caravan. According to my logbook, the last time i jumped out of it was 24th February 2001.

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