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rhino

What men and women want ????

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someone that finds me as attractive as i find her.
ok if she is a whuffo as long as she understands why i jump and supports my choice to do so.
Likes the outdoors and likes to travel.
ummmm sex:o (big shocker there!)
Likes to hug and be hugged (i am a big fan of the bear hug)
for the love of god don't be a nagger!!!

there are more but i can't think of them right now.
I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver
My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin

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o.k. let me try.. you bunch or horny toads.. lol

1. Physical attraction or "chemistry" is a must

2. Intellectual attraction behind the pretty eyes "I like smart women", she must be a communicator and capable of handling my directness. Baggage is a no, no. Everyone has some but DAMN.. Some women punish you for other men's mistakes. I can't stand that crap!

3. Good with children and wants "one of our own" MUST.. I love being a Dad.

4. She must be a tad bit on the aggressive side not afraid to make moves. That goes for everything. Confidence is a must. Non-Dramatic is a must. She has to be comfortable in her own shoes.

5. Absolute trust.

6. A great sex life is important. She has to be AT LEAST half as giving in the bedroom as I am. She must be STD free!! MUST! I shouldn't have to initiate sex 80% of the time. The hornier she is the better. lol,

7. It is a major bonus if she skydives. If she doesn't she must understand that I do and telling me "It's me or skydiving" will end the relationship abruptly.

8. This should probably be on the top of the list but hygiene is IMPORTANT. No smellies please.. lol

9. If she can cook half as well as I can that is a plus.. lol

10. That she doesn't break the "I have guy friends" crap on me during the first year of the relationship.

You HAD guy friends.. All "most" guy friends are is dicks on reserve, pull the handle and out they come.... lol, to an extent of course.

Damn.. 10 was hard as hell.. o.k. maybe 5???

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OK - in no particular order:

must be a skydiver

must be able to make me laugh (easy - I laugh a lot!)

Must like sex as much/often as I do

Physical chemistry

Emotional chemistry

Not frivolous with money

But above all he must just love me -as is.


If you insist upon unconditional love, isn't that a condition

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Oh yeah also forgot to mention. Jumping with your signifigant other? Well its great I like it a lot but it doesnt add or subtract from the relationship. Kiss passes head down rock but that only lasts for a minute its the kisses on the ground that last forever. Think about it
Ray


Ray
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My "perfect" man -

Age 30-50

Taller than me.

Chest hair is a good thing.

Smart. But not too smart.

Must skydive. Preferably well.

Doesn't want any/any more kids, and doesn't have full time custody of the ones he has.

Single. As in is not currently married and has no current girlfriend.

Ability and willingness to kill spiders, fix plumbing, repair cars and take out the garbage.

Well built where it matters.

Knows how to use it.

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Ideally, a woman should be:

Intellectually curious
Passionate about her interests (which don't have to be the same as mine)
Understanding
Physically fit and attractive
Sexually adventurous
Rational and logical (surprising hard to find in a woman)

I think that has most of it covered...

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I dont think I'm ever gonna find a guy with all of this,but here goes nothing:

1.physically attractive
2.honest
3.understanding
4.fun-loving and adventurous
5.likes to travel and enjoy new things
6. good sex (and lots of it ;))
7.makes me laugh
8.confident
9.loves to be close
10.intelligent
***skydiving a plus***

Like I said,probably wont happen,but oh well...its fun to hope.Guess that why I'm still single. Just my $0.02 worth.


"...just an earthbound misfit, I."

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