$1,000,000

[nws01 0]

Are you flirting with me?

[skymama 35]

Me...use Sangiro's bandwith to flirt in the forums? I would never do such a thing!

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[nws01 0]

Good. When are you gonna come see me in Boston? Next time you need to come and not your parents! Leave the kids with them!

[dove 0]

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD - but good at it!

Fall in dove.

[freeflir29 0]

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Some people are more comfortable behind whatever amount of anonymity the 'net provides.

Had this discussion at work. We pretty much agreed that 36M was enough for just about any non-physically self detrimental act. Where that number came from...I'm not sure.

[meatmissile 0]

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36M was enough for just about any non-physically self detrimental act.

Define detrimental?

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[wingnut 0]

hell, for a mil, i'd give you my left nut! seriously....and i'd also part with a finger (not my thumb though i need that to hold my beer) a toe, maybe an eye....... i'd have sex with bill gates.......a million might not be what it usedta be but hell it's still alot of money......that's 50,000 jump tickets........ or your very own caravan and gas to go with it.....

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[nws01 0]

If I Had A Million Dollars
by Barenaked Ladies

Lyrics:

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a house
(I would buy you a house)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a K-Car
(A nice Reliant automobile)
If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had million dollars
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had million dollars
Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
You know, we could just go up there and hang out
Like open the fridge and stuff
There would already be laid out foods for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things

They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Well, can you blame 'em
Uh, yeah

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a fur coat
(But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet
(Yep, like a llama or an emu)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
(Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones)
And If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars
Now, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would eat Kraft Dinner
Of course we would, we’d just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
That’s right, all the fanciest ke... dijon ketchups!
Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a green dress
(But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you some art
(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a monkey
(Haven't you always wanted a monkey)

If I had a million dollars
I’d buy your love

If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
I'd be rich

[billvon 2,452]

>what (who) would you do and would be your limits for a $1,000,000?

Nothing. Do things that make you happy, things that you want to do. Many people make that much in the course of their lives if they spend 30-40 years at a desk; is that worth it?

[billo 0]

Hell, i'd say almost anything/anyone as long as there were no cameras/camcorders present I'm broke and hate my job, the money certainly couldn't hurt!!!
b

[jumpy 0]

Jump the dude with the suitcase full of money "Snatch and RUNNNNN"

[ernokaikkonen 0]

>hell, for a mil, i'd give you my left nut! seriously....and i'd also part with a
>finger (not my thumb though i need that to hold my beer) a toe, maybe an
>eye....... i'd have sex with bill gates

Ah-ha! But would Bill Gates have sex with a guy who's missing a nut, a finger, a toe and an eye?

I'm too emotionally attached to my bodyparts to be parting with them for any sum of money... But what I'd do? Like that "blowing a rhino"-thing... I dunno, you're gonna have to come to me with the money and a rhino to find out...

Erno

[fool 0]

I'm not prepared to do anything for 1M...I think that's what's really scary because it's always the things you're unprepared for that are either the best or worst things you do in your life...I always get a kick out of the morally correct people saying they wouldn't shame themselves for money. I say plunk a suitcase full of benjamins down in front of em, and see how quickly they get down on their knees.


on their knees to beg.

why, what'd you think I meant?

S.E.X. party #1

"Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

[happythoughts 0]

"Many people make that much in the course of their lives if they spend 30-40 years at a desk; is that worth it? "
Oh, great! Now I'm depressed.

[happythoughts 0]

"hell, for a mil, i'd give you my left nut! seriously....and i'd also part with a finger "
"Hey buddy, nice Ferrari. Expensive beauties."
"It cost me an arm and a leg."

[homer 0]

A million really is'nt a lot anymore. It barely would cover my student loans...
What school are you going to?
A million would just about cover all my cancer surgeries, hospital stays, chemotherapy, and the life long check ups and tests.

CSA #699 Muff #3804