Quotes

[VisionAir 0]

Inspired by the article (Quotes heard around the Nationals) in this months Skydiving...

Post your own....
Quotes heard around the dropzone.


Love is grand....Divorce is a hundred grand!

Huh?!? What cloud?!? Oh that!!! That's just Industrial Haze
Alex M.

[SatchFan 0]

"Stop touching me there!"

[trilete312 0]

Heard on ride to altitude
sniff sniff "was that you"

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Ready, Set, Gooooooo

[Jimbo 0]

Heard from a budding young skychick.

"So, how long is the rope for the 15 second delay? What about the 30 and 60 second delay? Can they even fit that into the plane?"

"Like" - The modern day comma
Good bye, my friends. You are missed.

[lummy 4]

You're gonna put that WHERE?

I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1

[wmw999 2,178]

Best water briefing: "Don't drown."
Wendy W.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

[Stacy 0]

I have NO idea who said that.

[n2skdvn 0]

heard from jhonny gates before a muff dive
"and the most inportant thing on this dive DONT FUCKING DIE"

if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
my site

[AggieDave 6]

"Even though you're the only Tandem guy here, why can't we both go?"

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[nws01 0]

Tandem: "How do you shoot the video of the jump?"

T Master: "After we jump out I will disconnect you, fly in front of you, shoot the video, then fly back to you, hook you up and then deploy."

Tandem: "I don't want video anymore."


Actually heard this. Bwaahahahahaha!

[weid14 0]

JM1 to JM2 (female) -- could you please check his (student's) package -- JM2 immediately checks legs straps for correct routing. I had a little chuckle watching.

[quatorze 1]

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heard from jhonny gates before a muff dive
"and the most inportant thing on this dive DONT FUCKING DIE"

I love it, he got me with that last weekend," Attention, please, very important safety briefing....DON'T FUCKING DIE"

And the best line heard at my dz.... " Who's beautiful? Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me." Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs

I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

[dp1l 0]

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Tandem: "How do you shoot the video of the jump?"

T Master: "After we jump out I will disconnect you, fly in front of you, shoot the video, then fly back to you, hook you up and then deploy."

Tandem: "I don't want video anymore."






Actually heard this. Bwaahahahahaha!

[sly

Excellent!

[TheBile 0]

JM checking me before boarding the plane.
JM : "Whats that ?"
Me: "My Ribs"
JM: "Skinny Fucker, aintcha !"

Gerb

I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

[Skyrad 0]

Thats fantastic,
To an nervous AFF student....
JM "Avoid the clouds"
Stu "What if I can't?"
JM "Don't worry, if you do land on a cloud just pick up your 'chute walk to the edge and jump off again"
Stu "OK!"
JM "I'm Joking!"
Stu "Oh...right....."

When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

[nacmacfeegle 0]

"Get this fucking hippy off my plane!"
Well known CCI of military DZ near Salisbury plain, addressing a very young Nacmac.

Nacmac was duly ejected from load, for sporting 'unsuitable footwear'...Tevas.

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He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson

[SpaghettiRulez 0]

Me: Is this a four point harness?
TM: No. It's five. When you feel the fifth one, cough.

[Airhead 0]

1st Jump, While getting rigging awkwardly tightened and retightened around my crotch and boobs, the Video guy said during his running commentary,
"...Uh, this is Amy. We hired her out of The House Of Pain..."