grega 0 #1 October 29, 2002 Well there was this little kitten. he just got old enought to have sex. And the older cats (males) asked him if he'd like to go with them to have some sex. The little kitten of course didn't know what ment "having sex" and said yes anyway. So a group of cats (males) went on a roof where they always found some cats (female ). It was cold winter night, everything was freezing. And those cats (males) were sitting on the roof and mijaouing - calling cats (females), hour passed by, two, three, it was 2:00 AM already and no cat (female) arrived yet. Then the little kitten said. "well guys, i am going to have sex for another 5 minutes, but then i'll go home because i'm freezing to death" I hope it is as good in english as it is in slovene. p.s.: And please can someone tell me how do you call, in english, male cat and female cat... "George just lucky i guess!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dropdeded 0 #2 October 29, 2002 p.s.: And please can someone tell me how do you call, in english, male cat and female cat... ------------------------------------------------- Heeeeere kitty kitty kitty. (sorry,couldnt resist) dropdeded------------------------------------------ The Dude Abides. - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #4 October 29, 2002 Quote p.s.: And please can someone tell me how do you call, in english, male cat and female cat... ------------------------------------------------- Heeeeere kitty kitty kitty. (sorry,couldnt resist) dropdeded ROFL!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meatmissile 0 #5 October 29, 2002 LOL ! It reminds me of a bunch of guys who say: "Let's go pick up women" and you end up thinking: "I'm getting drunk, can we stop picking up women and go home now?" Quote And please can someone tell me how do you call, in english, male cat and female cat... A male cat is called a "Tom" and a female a "Tabby" -- ZZZzzzz.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #6 October 29, 2002 Tabby doesn't mean male or female. It just refers to the markings. (For example, many orange tabbies are male). The correct term for a female cat is a queen.A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #7 October 29, 2002 QuoteThe correct term for a female cat is a queen. My female kitty is a princess. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
konradptr 0 #8 October 30, 2002 Quote And please can someone tell me how do you call, in english, male cat and female cat... A male cat is called a "Tom" and a female a "Tabby" ARGH!!! The difference between Imperial and American English.. Don't worry, I'll teach you how to speak correctly... And for the record- Both male and female cats are called nuisances... ------------------------------------------ Getting banned isn't that bad...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #9 October 30, 2002 Quote My female kitty is a princess Mine's a princess, too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cajones 0 #10 October 30, 2002 I'm an animal lover. They taste great! The laws of physics are strictly enforced. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #11 October 30, 2002 Tabby cat = striped cat, not necessarily female. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
