PLFXpert 0 #1 January 14, 2003 My work ordered Dick's Wings for lunch. I'm laughing as I watch all the women politely pick at the damn things with their fingers and gently place in mouth. To all the women who don't know how to eat a wing, here's how you do it: Pick wing up with one hand, hold Blue Cheese dip with other. Plunge wing into dip really good. Shove whole wing in mouth, bite the end and suck meat off. Pull out clean bone. DONE!Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyboyblue 0 #2 January 14, 2003 counting the number of replies it takes for this one to turn into an x-rated thread in 3...2....1.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KawiZX900 0 #3 January 14, 2003 dicks last resort? Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #4 January 14, 2003 As funny as I know it is...I'm so serious. I mean how the hell can you finish a dozen wings doing it that other way? Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KawiZX900 0 #5 January 14, 2003 I am the CLIT Master ! Shit...........-Jay, of Jay and silent Bob fame Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #6 January 14, 2003 He he he...it really is a restaurant called "Dick's Wings". The girls wear shirts that say, "I work for Dick"I think I'm going to open a wing-house called "Cocks" with a rooster as my mascot and have a bunch of men work for me wearing tight red shorts. Hooters and Dick's need new competition! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyboyblue 0 #7 January 14, 2003 oh hell ya. There's no way to a wing without getting a little messy. I'll add one to it. don't lick your fingers after every bite. sidenote: went to BW3's once with a date, her choice of course, to have a drink and eat wings. didn't realize until we were done, we were both wearing whites shirts...phew. close one, no stains. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RichM 0 #8 January 14, 2003 Quote suck meat off. Pull out clean bone. DONE! Amen to that!!! (well someone had too )Rich M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charliezulu 0 #9 January 14, 2003 Pick wing up with one hand, hold Blue Cheese dip with other. Plunge wing into dip really good. Shove whole wing in mouth, bite the end and suck meat off. Pull out clean bone. DONE! Damn! I'm not even a smoker and I feel like I need a cigarette after reading that! CZ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grega 0 #10 January 14, 2003 Or you can order chest in first place and have a decent peace of meat. Without the urge to find bones that are still somewhere in your mouth mixed with the meat. "George just lucky i guess!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #11 January 14, 2003 Quote counting the number of replies it takes for this one to turn into an x-rated thread in 3...2....1.... You called that so right! Well done! So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #12 January 14, 2003 Quote Pick wing up with one hand, hold Blue Cheese dip with other. Plunge wing into dip really good. Shove whole wing in mouth, bite the end and suck meat off. Pull out clean bone. DONE! I'm tenting here. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kevin922 0 #13 January 14, 2003 We have a resturant here called Moby Dick's.. so whenever we order from there it's "you guys want some dick for lunch?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #14 January 14, 2003 I like Fat Boy's wings...they're bigger than Dick'sBZ prefers Hooter's wings, but I think they're too cheap and dirty for me...they always skimp and give more bone than meat. By the way, I really was serious in my first post...it makes me laugh to see women eat wings...but since my thread was hijacked (and I knew it would be) I thought I'd add to the fun Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyboyblue 0 #15 January 14, 2003 QuoteBZ prefers Hooter's wings... I go to Hooters for the wings, too. doesn't everybody? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #16 January 14, 2003 No, I go for the T & A I'm SHOCKED you go for the wings! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #17 January 14, 2003 Quote I think I'm going to open a wing-house called "Cocks" with a rooster as my mascot and have a bunch of men work for me wearing tight red shorts. Hooters and Dick's need new competition! Kentycky Fried Chicken uses Col. Harlan Sanders as their mascot. After he died, I was going to apply for the job as Colonel Lingus. New motto: "Everybody likes to lick our chicks" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #18 January 14, 2003 HA HA HA HA HA! Almost as good as my idea Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rdutch 0 #19 January 14, 2003 Quote I am the CLIT Master ! Shit...........-Jay, of Jay and silent Bob fame Its CLIT commander, And the CLIT is very real its the Female orgasm, that's the myth. Ray Small and fast what every girl dreams of! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #20 January 14, 2003 "Chef said I have to find the clitoris" - Stan Marsh ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose491 0 #21 January 14, 2003 I Sh*t you not!!! This friend of mine was set up on a blind date with this African Girl. They go to a bar for some drinks and end up ordering some bar-type appetizers and such. The wings come and this chick (who's much bigger and, yes, more masculine than he) is all over 'em saying "Mmmm I loooove chicken wings!" She's picking out the flat wings ('cause there are the flat ones and the drumbsticky ones right?), and holding the very tip, she puts the rest in her mouth.... CRUNCH!... chew, chew, chew... GULP And what does she throw into the bone bowl? the tiny piece of bone that didn't make it into her mouth. NASTY! I think I'd rather be laughing at the daintiness of your gilrs picking with their fingernails than gagging at the sheer nastiness of this chickyboo eating them bones and all! Urgh! He even told me how she kept talking whilst picking splinters of bone out from her teeth! My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Push 0 #22 January 14, 2003 I go for the chest -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #23 January 14, 2003 Quote I think I'd rather be laughing at the daintiness of your gilrs picking with their fingernails than gagging at the sheer nastiness of this chickyboo eating them bones and all! Hence my last direction: Pull out clean bone.Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose491 0 #24 January 14, 2003 definately ha .... Nasty (just got shivers) My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyz 0 #25 January 14, 2003 If ever in Phoenix come to Long Wongs,for his Famous Chicken wings Really!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
