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leroydb

skydive with a ferret

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i am happy to tellyou that you held my ferret..... must have been so good that you dont rememeber

feel free to call me tonight...
email me ur pic i remember all women that held my ferret those nights....
Leroy


..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio...

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We posted at the same time, but i'll follow mine (if it ever becomes neccessary...) :)

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In my checklist, you deploy your Main canopy as there is nothing but a ferret in tow. In the sadle, no ferret, no problem.



No ferrett, no problem, no "whatever body part he was gripping in his little jaws". :)
Yeah, mine takes more time...thats why I'm pulling silver instead of throwing my PC. But in my scenario, I'm landing with every body part I left the plane with. B| In yours.....

And then there's always the endless "RSL / no RSL" debate.

Don

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You jump with a 75 lb dog???? Jeez, how are your landings? How are hers?


Landings are fine (stand-up). When I jump with her I use my MT-1XX which has a 375 canopy, or a Racer Tandem. She has a special four point harness. For her it's the ultimate car windowB|

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I know, I know... I wouldn't really do that to MY ferret if I jumped with her and she somehow got "in tow"... Unless I knew I didn't have the time, I'd use your proceedure ;)

I just got the image of a mini-furry-mr. bill and LOL!




My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

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What is the emergency procedure for a ferret in tow?



1) Remove claws from ass.
2) Remove teeth from groin.
3) Forcefully throw ferrett into clean air.
4) Arch.
5) Look silver.
6) Grab silver.
7) Pull silver.

Similar to the emergency procedures for a black bear-in-tow, but the ferrett is considered a slower-speed mal.


What if you just have a really snivelly ferrett?
ROFLMAO:D












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Ahhh!!! Sorry, I was waiting until I got home because I don't have many pics on my computer at work. Here's one... it's huge though & I can't figure out how to shrink it. It's my Dad & me (yes he skydives too :ph34r:).

Do I look familiar? I think I ran into you sometime after midnight... I believe at the fire by the bunkhouse.

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