jtval 0 #1 January 29, 2003 stop jumping for a while? we dont have seasons. so I keep jumping which is fine but I really think there is sonmething wrong with me...I'm addicted! TOO MUCH!(is there sucha thing) I need some kinda idea..do I jump in front of a bus? sleep under a truck and wait fpr the owner to back out in the morning for work? can I order some snow for a few weeks? DAMNIT then i would be snowboarding.. I NEED help I must STOP doing things that cost money.... Maybe I can mug the WINNERS, when they leave the casinos. that should level the playing field! damn I dunno I hope someone has some good(or at least funny) advice. I'm going to get some sleep b4 work! hit me with your best!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 3 #2 January 29, 2003 You post-whore troll. Don't you think at least half of us wish we had your problem ? Don Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 0 #3 January 29, 2003 Shut and jump! While you can... All good things come to a end. ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoobieCootie 0 #4 January 29, 2003 Here's one... Get married! That'll slow you down.11 more days to go.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 15 #5 January 29, 2003 I have'nt seen more then a 5 second delay for 4 months... and doubt I see one for another 2 at least. I don't wanna hear it.Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #6 January 29, 2003 well since I cant afford to jump....the marriage will have to wiat. oh yea...I gotta find someone that'll put up with me! apparently, I'm worthless! DOH! My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #7 January 29, 2003 Are you trying to get your ass kicked? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #8 January 29, 2003 BWAAHAHA I didnt mean to rub it in...really! I am seriously strugglin' here!I live for skydiving but if I keep jumping I'm gonna be living on the streets! My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoobieCootie 0 #9 January 29, 2003 On the light side of it, I'll be saving up 5 weeks of jump $$$But let's keep that a secret. Don't let the wife know my slush fund is hidden at the DZ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #10 January 29, 2003 Quote well since I cant afford to jump....the marriage will have to wiat. oh yea...I gotta find someone that'll put up with me! apparently, I'm worthless! DOH! I hear that hottie skymama doesn't like to pack...maybe you can become her pack bitch!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #11 January 29, 2003 the things I could do to her...I MEAN FOR HER....Thing things I Would do FOR HER!....HAHAH!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoobieCootie 0 #12 January 29, 2003 Yeah!Hey JTVal! Don't you be wearing a sweat shirt around your waist when you're packing for Skymama now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #13 January 29, 2003 haha! i dont think the sweatshirt would hide anything! My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz 0 #14 January 29, 2003 JT!!! stall ya canopy about 50ft in the air. Ya break ya leg... TA DA!!!!! you've stopped jumping! Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoobieCootie 0 #15 January 29, 2003 Ya... And he'll probably stop posting and then my life in the cube farm will be boring as hell... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 3 #16 January 29, 2003 Quote stall ya canopy about 50ft in the air. Nah, that won't work.....that's pretty much the starting procedure for every one of my landings. Don Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #17 January 29, 2003 Quote Ya break ya leg... TA DA!!!!! you've stopped jumping! Stopped me for 9 months, one week and one day... Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz 0 #18 January 29, 2003 ouch! Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #19 January 29, 2003 Quote Here's one... Get married! That'll slow you down. Are you kidding? that WILL KILL YA!!!__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #20 January 29, 2003 Quote Quote stall ya canopy about 50ft in the air. Nah, that won't work.....that's pretty much the starting procedure for every one of my landings. Don Well, then. You are jumping at Jean, right JT? 14,000? How's your glide ratio? When you get some good, strong uppers from the Southwest, "accidentally" pop out of the plane, then aim for the Circus Circus roof! If you make it, the nice boys in blue will help you quit for awhile. If you don't, well, I hope you can land in packed parking lots!It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #21 January 29, 2003 Quote Stopped me for 9 months, one week and one day... Not that you counted down the days or anything.... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoobieCootie 0 #22 January 29, 2003 What will kill me is the wife when she finds out how much of the $$$ goes to the DZ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #23 January 29, 2003 Quote Here's one... Get married! That'll slow you down. AMEN.... HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA...... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #24 January 29, 2003 Quote I live for skydiving but if I keep jumping I'm gonna be living on the streets! Do what i did...get a rating. After I put out the students we take the plane the rest of the way up and the jump is free. Not to mention the cash for actually JM'ing each of the IAD students. BWAHAHA! Kris (Damn, I'm mean today.)Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blewaway5 0 #25 January 29, 2003 All this talk of marriage is scaring me pretty bad. Who in there right mind would actually volunteer to go to purgatory? Thanks, no, I'll just find the woman I hate the most and give her half of what I own. Then I'll call it even and have a good time dating whoever wants to put up with me for a while. Truman Sparks for President Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
