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10 things men won't say

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10 Things Men Won't Say

1.Let's watch Lifetime!
2.Sex is overrated.
3.I don't want to go too far on the first date.
4.Yes, I did notice your sister's breasts are bigger than
yours.
5.There is nothing I like better than crawling into bed
with a good book.
6.I'm glad I don't have a large penis.
7.My hips are too big.
8.Aw, can't we watch Oprah?
9.Does this suit make me look fat?
10.I'll never get tired listening to Celine Dion.
pojo
In heaven all the interesting people are missing.

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7.My hips are too big.
8.Aw, can't we watch Oprah?
9.Does this suit make me look fat?
10.I'll never get tired listening to Celine Dion.



11. Do what you want to the girl, but leave me alone!



(old George Carlin material)


. . =(_8^(1)

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How about this:

"stop sucking my dick or i'll call the police"



Was she that bad?, call a blonde, they know their stuff :D


they are good 'cuz there is nothing in the head to cock block so they take it all!!!!!!

audience: BOOOOO HISSSSSSSS BOOOOOO

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A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'

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you left out

"I want to be in a monogamous committed relationship"



Ummmmm -- I've broken up with a guy simply because he did want that, and I didn't.

Wendy W.
There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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no video of the boob touching, though several skydivers witnessed it...i do believe there is video of us kissing in freefall however B|



Yeah that was good for me Liz, and we nailed the skydive too.

Hell yeah! best kiss pass i've ever had ;)


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