skybytch 259 #1 May 20, 2003 So here it is Tuesday afternoon and I must make a decision. One of my favorite bad influences... err, I mean friends I used to jump with is back in the US from his job in China. He's only here for another week then it's back to the land of SARS (and inexpensive rentals of virgins, but that's a topic for another thread). With the impending Memorial Day boogie starting tomorrow... well, tonight is the only time I have available to go see him and he's a pussyboy who won't drive out to the dz cuz he's afraid he'll see skydiving and have to jump again. I would blow off one day/night of the boogie to hang with him but I'm a wussygirl who's afraid that certain dz.commer's might hunt me down and kill me for bailing out on yet another gathering, especially if they think I might be off getting laid. I know what will happen if I go over there. He'll ply me with alcohol, I'll get real messed up and end up having to stay the night. Then I'll get to work hung over and late tomorrow morning wearing the same clothes I'm wearing now (slightly more rumpled I expect). So... do I be a good girl and go straight home after work today thus missing out on my chance to visit with him? Or do I be a bad girl and go get drunk and disorderly with him and worry about the consequences tomorrow? btw, if it matters, I've done him before. I'd do him again. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tb62871 0 #2 May 20, 2003 drunk and disorderly gets my vote. just go to it. --TB Welcome my friends to the show that never ends. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #3 May 20, 2003 Have you had a serious bump on the head recently? The answer seems very clear - BOOZE and WOOD, BOOZE and WOOD. That's what I'd do anyway. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
katecooper 0 #4 May 20, 2003 Do I take this to mean that you'll be late for work tomorrow? Today it was the dog puking, tomorrow, lt'll be because you got laid. What will the Thursday excuse be? oh, BBarnhouse made me do it..... kate (who is off to eloy so she'll have to miss the festivities at Perris this weekend) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #5 May 20, 2003 Well you know what I would do... But then it's usually not a good idea to listen to me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbrian 0 #6 May 20, 2003 I agree with Keith. Booze and wood seems like the right thing to do. Sometime during the night, forget his name. It'll keep him humble. In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bhammond 0 #7 May 20, 2003 Lisa, you only live once .... Sorry Kate Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #8 May 20, 2003 Bow chick a bow now(70's porn music) Git your freak on, Git your freak onOH yeah, no glove , no love "It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Islandcool 0 #9 May 20, 2003 Quote Then I'll get to work hung over and late tomorrow morning wearing the same clothes I'm wearing now (slightly more rumpled I expect). Well I was gonna buy some freefly pants tomorrow. So just make sure you brush you teeth.Ed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #10 May 20, 2003 Quote OH yeah, no glove , no love Dammit. Forgot about that. Guess I'll have to go home first regardless. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #11 May 20, 2003 Quote Quote OH yeah, no glove , no love Dammit. Forgot about that. Guess I'll have to go home first regardless. Ya see, aren't ya glad you posted? I just saved your life...you can buy me a beer"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbrian 0 #12 May 20, 2003 QuoteGuess I'll have to go home first regardless. They do sell such items at nearly every Walgreens on the planet nowadays. Has it really been that long for you? In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #13 May 20, 2003 Quote Has it really been that long for you? It's been that long since I've needed to have those on hand, yes. Yuck. I hate raincoats. Better than the alternative though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
katiebear21 0 #14 May 20, 2003 Must vote for drunk and disorderly... Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Islandcool 0 #15 May 20, 2003 Quotethe memories created will be priceless! Oh yes...please take photos! Ed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #16 May 20, 2003 Quote What will the Thursday excuse be? oh, BBarnhouse made me do it..... Nah, that'd be too easy. I was gonna use Mike (McGowan) as the scapegoat for Thursday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #17 May 20, 2003 QuoteOh yes...please take photos! You want to see pictures of my friend Steve? Well, okay, but only because you insist. I better take the wide angle lens... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #18 May 20, 2003 QuoteBOOZE and WOOD, BOOZE and WOOD. ROFLMAO!!! Hello? And you even have a question? Geesh....and you can go home, get more clothes for tomorrow (don't forget the toothbrush and condoms and to feed the dog), edit all your posts here so Kate doesn't know what she's answering, and then voila! Life will be most excellent...and you'll be relaxed and happy on the DZ.com bigway record. There. Any questions? Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #19 May 20, 2003 Oh girlfriend, do we need to have a talk? Just go for it, hell, he'll be gone in a week. What more could you ask for? Tell Kate I said it was okay to be late for work. What's she going to do, fire you. Like there's a line of people just waiting to work for that slave driverAlso, give Mike a big hug and kiss from me May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #20 May 20, 2003 Looks like Kate has already given you tacit permission to be in a little late. That and, um, the cats away. Play baby, play.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #21 May 21, 2003 You know you wanna go play...so go have fun!!! She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DivaSkyChick 0 #22 May 21, 2003 Quote Must vote for drunk and disorderly... HAH if she does it right, she won't remember a thing! --- www.facebook.com/mandyhamptonfitch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #23 May 21, 2003 Quote Quote Must vote for drunk and disorderly... HAH if she does it right, she won't remember a thing! I thought that was the guys line? ya know, the whole roofies thing"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #24 May 21, 2003 Go get drunk.. No other choice... lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
canopywhore 0 #25 May 21, 2003 Go for it. You only live once. By the way don't they have condoms and alcohol at the DZ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
