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Here are my top 20 guesses. Biodiesel RULES!

1) Celtic Poetry
2) Babylonian cooking
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19) Yurt etiquette



heya i know something about those!!

basks in the slightly superior glow for all of 2 ms;)
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Making custom fenders for his harley on the english wheel then TIG welding on the fittings for them.

Or making a chainsaw start ( any chainsaw ) on the third pull.

How to have a weekend of a lifetime with several attractive young ladies for less than 7 dollars in thailand.

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How to have a weekend of a lifetime with several attractive young ladies for less than 7 dollars in thailand.



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It's your life, live it!
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Yaaaaaaay!

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Neopolitan chords


That would be bII, generally found in first inversion.
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Tone rows


I9{0,9,4,5,t,e,6,7,3,2,8,1}={9,0,5,4,e,t,3,2,6,7,1,8}
A very useful transformation indeed. This row, by the way, is from Donald Martino's Fantasies and Improptus for Solo Piano
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Plagal Cadences


IV-I, or else the Amen cadence
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How to do brain surgery on river rats


Well, three out of four ain't bad. Are you a musician Stacy?
A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All

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>How to do brain surgery on river rats

Hey, I'll have you know that I have quite a bit of experience doing orthopedic surgery on lab rats!

But if you do do brain surgery on river rats, how do you know if it was successful? Do they lose their stutter or something?

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I bet he doesn't know anything about process program profiling, zone mapping and preblow cam timing to control expansion characteristics and material distribution in sidel blowmolding automation. But he could probably whip my ass in a good game of cribbage.
Live and learn... or die, and teach by example.

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actually i did an amygdalectomy on a river rat. part of a neuro research course i took. did the anesthesia measurements, etc on my own, used an electrified drill, brain atlas and halo to measure from bregma on the skull, did stitvhe son my own and he healed just fine. had no sense of fear or memory. Super Rat. of course we had to euthanize them and put them under at the end, then i got to do brain staining and slicing. :ph34r:

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7) Quaternion Integration



I'm thinking Bill could handle this one. Heck - if I've done it, I'm guessing Bill could do it in his sleep.

The others are good, though. Needlepoint. :D


I'd suspect he knows something about hypergolic rocket fuels too.
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You just wait, Justin. Any day now you'll be wondering why the phrase "is that your first . . ." keeps changing to "I'm Keith's bitch!" in your posts.



Just make sure you do this to the right Justin :P;)

Right being a very relative term:D

Justin

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had no sense of fear or memory. Super Rat.



Sounds like some drunks I know

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actually i can play freebird on the guitar. it just loses, something... on a clarinet. i dunno. :ph34r:



I'm just thinking that back in the day there was some drunk dude in the front of a Wagner concert yelling "Dude, the accelerations waltz rocks...". I stay away from most of the classical stuff myself. I started the wave at an opera one night. Talk about stuffy people. ;)

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no more than 19, depending on the "Missing 17" of course.

John "Stumpy" Pepys (1964-1969)
Eric "Stumpy Joe" Childs (1969-1974)
Peter "James" Bond (1974-1977)
Mick Shrimpton (1977-1982)
Joe "Mama" Besser (1982)
Ric Shrimpton (1992-2000)
Mick Fleetwood (2000)
Skippy Skuffleton (2001-?)

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no more than 19, depending on the "Missing 17" of course.

John "Stumpy" Pepys (1964-1969)
Eric "Stumpy Joe" Childs (1969-1974)
Peter "James" Bond (1974-1977)
Mick Shrimpton (1977-1982)
Joe "Mama" Besser (1982)
Ric Shrimpton (1992-2000)
Mick Fleetwood (2000)
Skippy Skuffleton (2001-?)



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And now for the bonus points tell us how they all died? ;):D But not too much detail about finger printing vomit.

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Very cool. I was surprised to see someone post music theory stuff here! Yes, I am a certified theory geek - with a degree to prove it.

So when your profile says "therapist," that means music therapist? Do you meet with clients for hourly sessions or does it work some other way? Do you suggest certain pieces for certain people? How does that work? Do you ever recommend Pierrot Lunaire?
A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All

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