MrHixxx 0 #1 July 24, 2003 Just got these latest tips from Safety and Training. I don't remember this from my training, but I get some assurance knowing good info is out there. xxx, Hixxxdeath,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #2 July 24, 2003 What a nice girl.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
geanky 0 #3 July 24, 2003 now i want to get stuck in a tree learn to fly in 3d Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrHixxx 0 #4 July 24, 2003 Gives a whole new meaning to object fixation... -Hixxxdeath,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blahr 0 #5 July 24, 2003 I suppose this is as good a time as any to ask: What does NSFW mean? And I dont remember that from my training either... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrHixxx 0 #6 July 24, 2003 Not Safe For Work, unless you work in a porn parlor. -Hixxxdeath,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jjiimmyyt 0 #7 July 24, 2003 Fuck the T, I'm going for the trees next time. Edit: Would make a change from the sea "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #8 July 24, 2003 HA!! I'm aiming for Power lines next time, I'll be cumming with a thunder!!!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #9 July 24, 2003 QuoteI'll be cumming with a thunder!!!!! I don't think sex would be much fun if your dick was burnt off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #10 July 25, 2003 QuoteI don't think sex would be much fun if your dick was burnt off. That depends on how it got burnt. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #11 July 25, 2003 Damnit!!! I am heading back to the DZ!! And flying into that tree!! And my wife had better be the one to wake me up or I am a dead man!! LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrHixxx 0 #12 July 25, 2003 There was also some chute packing tips from Safety and Training. I think it is called PRO packing, Poking Ready Orifices... -Hixxx edited by Skymama....c'mon guys, keep dz.com in good taste. Go to the porn sites for pictures like those. death,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #14 July 25, 2003 Good technique...it opened fine __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueEyedMonster 0 #15 July 25, 2003 hmmmm. Always thought I should practice my tree landings. Hey! which trees do the gay guys land in? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #16 July 25, 2003 Cool. I hear it is going to be REALLY windy tomorrow. Maybe I'll get lucky. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrHixxx 0 #17 July 25, 2003 QuoteHey! which trees do the gay guys land in? I guess you'll have to settle for palm trees until the internet provides a pictorial solution. -Hixxxdeath,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dropdeded 0 #18 July 25, 2003 Hey! which trees do the gay guys land in? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I guess you'll have to settle for palm trees until the internet provides a pictorial solution. __________________________________________________ Im thinking, uh, fruit tree??? dropdeded------------------------------------------ The Dude Abides. - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueEyedMonster 0 #19 July 25, 2003 QuoteQuoteHey! which trees do the gay guys land in?I guess you'll have to settle for palm trees until the internet provides a pictorial solution.-Hixxx Shit, I never looked. Sorry boys, I don't even have to land in a tree! http://www.freegaypornopics.com/sex/hairyskydiver/gallery2.html Ladies, come look with me Dammit. It don't take UGAS or GMP Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #20 July 25, 2003 Somebody has been over to see the Hun I see"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrHixxx 0 #21 July 25, 2003 Why pay for porn when it is free? I do have standards... -Hixxxdeath,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #22 July 25, 2003 QuoteWhy pay for porn when it is free? I do have standards... -Hixxx Amen to that.__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveNFlorida 0 #23 July 25, 2003 Damn! I knew this was a sexy sport!! I didn't realize how racy (for lack of a more intense word) this site is! Angela. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueEyedMonster 0 #24 July 25, 2003 LOL QuoteWhy pay for porn when it is free? I do have standards... -Hixxx Gay porn is a little different than Straight porn. Besides the obvious absense of women, most sites (not all, but most) are protected by Adult Verification Systems oh yeah, and they always wear rubbers. But back to the topic... If I am going to hit a tree, I will take the advice I heard and aim for a fruit tree--since there are no palm trees in Minnesota. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #25 July 25, 2003 QuoteIf I am going to hit a tree, I will take the advice I heard and aim for a fruit tree I do believe any tree you hit shall henceforth be a fruit tree, IMHO. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
