DYEVOUT 0 #1 August 6, 2003 . . . . The Monty Python Thread !!! Surely I can not be alone in thinking these guys created some of the funniest things ever put on tape. I get the impression from reading posts on this site, that most of you folks love to laugh (as do I). One must admit that the combination of bizarre subject matter, writing that was both creative and inspired - yet sophomoric and basic, and impeccable timing made these Brits brilliant. This month marks the 33 year anniversary of the formation of Python Productions Ltd. (I don't care either), so post your favorite quote, sketch or episode from the Python era. Anyone not posting to this thread is a Malodorous Pervert, and shall be cast into the Pit of Eternal Stench. (or is too young to remember them). I have to go now, time for my meds and bath. (I hope they don't use the brush again). ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masher 1 #2 August 6, 2003 I fart in your general direction. Go away, or I shall taunt you a second time. mmmm Monty Python. Just as good as the Goons. "Would you care for a gorilla?" "No thanks, I'm trying to give them up." -- Arching is overrated - Marlies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #3 August 6, 2003 Fetchez la vache..... Quoi? Fetchez la vache.... MMMEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUU!!!!!! boing!Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #4 August 6, 2003 Runaway... runaway.... Amazon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #5 August 6, 2003 NI!!!!!if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #6 August 6, 2003 QuoteSurely I can not be alone in thinking these guys created some of the funniest things ever put on tape. It might be funny, and stop calling me Shirley. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflyfrog 0 #7 August 6, 2003 Undertaker: "There's three things we can do with your mum. We can burn her, bury her or dump her." Man: "DUMP her?!?!" U: "Yeah... dump her in the Thames." M: "WHAT?!?" U: "Oh... did you like your mother? We won't dump her then. So, what will it be? Burn her or bury her?" M: "I'm not sure... what would you reccommend?" U: "Oh, well they're both nasty. If we burn her, she gets stuffed in the flames... crackle crackle crackle... which is a bit of a shock if she's not quite dead... but quick. Then, when we're done, you get a box of ashes which you can pretend are hers. If we bury her, she gets eaten up by maggots and weevils... nibble nibble nibble... which as I said before is a bit of a shock if she's not quite dead." M: "Well, she's definitely dead" U: "Oh, have you got her with you?" M: "She's in this sack" U: "Let's 'ave a look. Oh... she was quite young. (turns to back of shop) Fred, get the oven on! We've got an eater!" M: "WHAT?!?! Are you proposing that we EAT my mother?!?" U: "Ummm.. yeah. Not raw... not raw. She'd be delicious with some french fries and a bit of broccoli... DELICIOUS." M: "Well... I don't know..." U: "Look, tell you what. We'll eat your mother, then if you feel guilty afterwards, we'll dig a grave and you can throw up into it!" M: "Allright then!" (Studio audience rises out of their chairs in anger and disgust and chase the players off the stage) Python is the best! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DYEVOUT 0 #8 August 6, 2003 QuoteIt might be funny, and stop calling me Shirley. I think that line can be credited to the Zucker Brothers, comedic geniuses in their own right. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jimmytavino 16 #9 August 6, 2003 Quote. . . . The Monty Python Thread !!! Surely I can not be alone in thinking these guys created some of the funniest things ever put on tape. *** " No it Isn't " .... "Yes It IS".... No it isn't " "yes It Is "......."well THIS isn't an argument,, It's simply a series of contradictions........ No it isn't...... YES it IS......... ....OH !!!!.. " you wanted an Argument..????.." "Sorry,,,, This is abuse.... Arguments are down the hall"..... "wink wink grin grin, Say no more. Say no more!!! " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kingbunky 3 #10 August 6, 2003 my favourite movie bit: TIM: To the north there lies a cave-- the cave of Caerbannog-- wherein, carved in mystic runes upon the very living rock, the last words of Olfin Bedwere of Rheged make plain the last resting place of the most Holy Grail. ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance. my favourite skit bit: Four well-dressed men sitting together at a vacation resort. "Farewell to Thee" being played in the background on Hawaiian guitar. Michael Palin: Ahh.. Very passable, this, very passable. Graham Chapman: Nothing like a good glass of Chateau de Chassilier wine, ay Gessiah? Terry Gilliam: You're right there Obediah. Eric Idle: Who'd a thought thirty years ago we'd all be sittin' here drinking Chateau de Chassilier wine? MP: Aye. In them days, we'd a' been glad to have the price of a cup o' tea. GC: A cup ' COLD tea. EI: Without milk or sugar. TG: OR tea! MP: In a filthy, cracked cup. EI: We never used to have a cup. We used to have to drink out of a rolled up newspaper. GC: The best WE could manage was to suck on a piece of damp cloth. TG: But you know, we were happy in those days, though we were poor. MP: Aye. BECAUSE we were poor. My old Dad used to say to me, "Money doesn't buy you happiness." EI: 'E was right. I was happier then and I had NOTHIN'. We used to live in this tiiiny old house, with greaaaaat big holes in the roof. GC: House? You were lucky to have a HOUSE! We used to live in one room, all hundred and twenty-six of us, no furniture. Half the floor was missing; we were all huddled together in one corner for fear of FALLING! TG: You were lucky to have a ROOM! *We* used to have to live in a corridor! MP: Ohhhh we used to DREAM of livin' in a corridor! Woulda' been a palace to us. We used to live in an old water tank on a rubbish tip. We got woken up every morning by having a load of rotting fish dumped all over us! House!? Hmph. EI: Well when I say "house" it was only a hole in the ground covered by a piece of tarpaulin, but it was a house to US. GC: We were evicted from *our* hole in the ground; we had to go and live in a lake! TG: You were lucky to have a LAKE! There were a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road. MP: Cardboard box? TG: Aye. MP: You were lucky. We lived for three months in a brown paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six o'clock in the morning, clean the bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down mill for fourteen hours a day week in-week out. When we got home, out Dad would thrash us to sleep with his belt! GC: Luxury. We used to have to get out of the lake at three o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of hot gravel, go to work at the mill every day for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would beat us around the head and neck with a broken bottle, if we were LUCKY! TG: Well we had it tough. We used to have to get up out of the shoebox at twelve o'clock at night, and LICK the road clean with our tongues. We had half a handful of freezing cold gravel, worked twenty-four hours a day at the mill for fourpence every six years, and when we got home, our Dad would slice us in two with a bread knife. EI: Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing "Hallelujah." MP: But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'. ALL: Nope, nope.."Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Nutz 0 #11 August 6, 2003 I think that line can be credited to the Zucker Brothers, comedic geniuses in their own right. Where I heard it was in the movie "Airplane". I know, it has nothing to do with Monty Python, I just can't resist that line whenevber someone starts a sentence with "Surely" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyfrog 0 #7 August 6, 2003 Undertaker: "There's three things we can do with your mum. We can burn her, bury her or dump her." Man: "DUMP her?!?!" U: "Yeah... dump her in the Thames." M: "WHAT?!?" U: "Oh... did you like your mother? We won't dump her then. So, what will it be? Burn her or bury her?" M: "I'm not sure... what would you reccommend?" U: "Oh, well they're both nasty. If we burn her, she gets stuffed in the flames... crackle crackle crackle... which is a bit of a shock if she's not quite dead... but quick. Then, when we're done, you get a box of ashes which you can pretend are hers. If we bury her, she gets eaten up by maggots and weevils... nibble nibble nibble... which as I said before is a bit of a shock if she's not quite dead." M: "Well, she's definitely dead" U: "Oh, have you got her with you?" M: "She's in this sack" U: "Let's 'ave a look. Oh... she was quite young. (turns to back of shop) Fred, get the oven on! We've got an eater!" M: "WHAT?!?! Are you proposing that we EAT my mother?!?" U: "Ummm.. yeah. Not raw... not raw. She'd be delicious with some french fries and a bit of broccoli... DELICIOUS." M: "Well... I don't know..." U: "Look, tell you what. We'll eat your mother, then if you feel guilty afterwards, we'll dig a grave and you can throw up into it!" M: "Allright then!" (Studio audience rises out of their chairs in anger and disgust and chase the players off the stage) Python is the best! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #8 August 6, 2003 QuoteIt might be funny, and stop calling me Shirley. I think that line can be credited to the Zucker Brothers, comedic geniuses in their own right. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmytavino 16 #9 August 6, 2003 Quote. . . . The Monty Python Thread !!! Surely I can not be alone in thinking these guys created some of the funniest things ever put on tape. *** " No it Isn't " .... "Yes It IS".... No it isn't " "yes It Is "......."well THIS isn't an argument,, It's simply a series of contradictions........ No it isn't...... YES it IS......... ....OH !!!!.. " you wanted an Argument..????.." "Sorry,,,, This is abuse.... Arguments are down the hall"..... "wink wink grin grin, Say no more. Say no more!!! " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kingbunky 3 #10 August 6, 2003 my favourite movie bit: TIM: To the north there lies a cave-- the cave of Caerbannog-- wherein, carved in mystic runes upon the very living rock, the last words of Olfin Bedwere of Rheged make plain the last resting place of the most Holy Grail. ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance. my favourite skit bit: Four well-dressed men sitting together at a vacation resort. "Farewell to Thee" being played in the background on Hawaiian guitar. Michael Palin: Ahh.. Very passable, this, very passable. Graham Chapman: Nothing like a good glass of Chateau de Chassilier wine, ay Gessiah? Terry Gilliam: You're right there Obediah. Eric Idle: Who'd a thought thirty years ago we'd all be sittin' here drinking Chateau de Chassilier wine? MP: Aye. In them days, we'd a' been glad to have the price of a cup o' tea. GC: A cup ' COLD tea. EI: Without milk or sugar. TG: OR tea! MP: In a filthy, cracked cup. EI: We never used to have a cup. We used to have to drink out of a rolled up newspaper. GC: The best WE could manage was to suck on a piece of damp cloth. TG: But you know, we were happy in those days, though we were poor. MP: Aye. BECAUSE we were poor. My old Dad used to say to me, "Money doesn't buy you happiness." EI: 'E was right. I was happier then and I had NOTHIN'. We used to live in this tiiiny old house, with greaaaaat big holes in the roof. GC: House? You were lucky to have a HOUSE! We used to live in one room, all hundred and twenty-six of us, no furniture. Half the floor was missing; we were all huddled together in one corner for fear of FALLING! TG: You were lucky to have a ROOM! *We* used to have to live in a corridor! MP: Ohhhh we used to DREAM of livin' in a corridor! Woulda' been a palace to us. We used to live in an old water tank on a rubbish tip. We got woken up every morning by having a load of rotting fish dumped all over us! House!? Hmph. EI: Well when I say "house" it was only a hole in the ground covered by a piece of tarpaulin, but it was a house to US. GC: We were evicted from *our* hole in the ground; we had to go and live in a lake! TG: You were lucky to have a LAKE! There were a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road. MP: Cardboard box? TG: Aye. MP: You were lucky. We lived for three months in a brown paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six o'clock in the morning, clean the bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down mill for fourteen hours a day week in-week out. When we got home, out Dad would thrash us to sleep with his belt! GC: Luxury. We used to have to get out of the lake at three o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of hot gravel, go to work at the mill every day for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would beat us around the head and neck with a broken bottle, if we were LUCKY! TG: Well we had it tough. We used to have to get up out of the shoebox at twelve o'clock at night, and LICK the road clean with our tongues. We had half a handful of freezing cold gravel, worked twenty-four hours a day at the mill for fourpence every six years, and when we got home, our Dad would slice us in two with a bread knife. EI: Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing "Hallelujah." MP: But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'. ALL: Nope, nope.."Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Nutz 0 #11 August 6, 2003 I think that line can be credited to the Zucker Brothers, comedic geniuses in their own right. Where I heard it was in the movie "Airplane". I know, it has nothing to do with Monty Python, I just can't resist that line whenevber someone starts a sentence with "Surely" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #10 August 6, 2003 my favourite movie bit: TIM: To the north there lies a cave-- the cave of Caerbannog-- wherein, carved in mystic runes upon the very living rock, the last words of Olfin Bedwere of Rheged make plain the last resting place of the most Holy Grail. ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance. my favourite skit bit: Four well-dressed men sitting together at a vacation resort. "Farewell to Thee" being played in the background on Hawaiian guitar. Michael Palin: Ahh.. Very passable, this, very passable. Graham Chapman: Nothing like a good glass of Chateau de Chassilier wine, ay Gessiah? Terry Gilliam: You're right there Obediah. Eric Idle: Who'd a thought thirty years ago we'd all be sittin' here drinking Chateau de Chassilier wine? MP: Aye. In them days, we'd a' been glad to have the price of a cup o' tea. GC: A cup ' COLD tea. EI: Without milk or sugar. TG: OR tea! MP: In a filthy, cracked cup. EI: We never used to have a cup. We used to have to drink out of a rolled up newspaper. GC: The best WE could manage was to suck on a piece of damp cloth. TG: But you know, we were happy in those days, though we were poor. MP: Aye. BECAUSE we were poor. My old Dad used to say to me, "Money doesn't buy you happiness." EI: 'E was right. I was happier then and I had NOTHIN'. We used to live in this tiiiny old house, with greaaaaat big holes in the roof. GC: House? You were lucky to have a HOUSE! We used to live in one room, all hundred and twenty-six of us, no furniture. Half the floor was missing; we were all huddled together in one corner for fear of FALLING! TG: You were lucky to have a ROOM! *We* used to have to live in a corridor! MP: Ohhhh we used to DREAM of livin' in a corridor! Woulda' been a palace to us. We used to live in an old water tank on a rubbish tip. We got woken up every morning by having a load of rotting fish dumped all over us! House!? Hmph. EI: Well when I say "house" it was only a hole in the ground covered by a piece of tarpaulin, but it was a house to US. GC: We were evicted from *our* hole in the ground; we had to go and live in a lake! TG: You were lucky to have a LAKE! There were a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road. MP: Cardboard box? TG: Aye. MP: You were lucky. We lived for three months in a brown paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six o'clock in the morning, clean the bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down mill for fourteen hours a day week in-week out. When we got home, out Dad would thrash us to sleep with his belt! GC: Luxury. We used to have to get out of the lake at three o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of hot gravel, go to work at the mill every day for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would beat us around the head and neck with a broken bottle, if we were LUCKY! TG: Well we had it tough. We used to have to get up out of the shoebox at twelve o'clock at night, and LICK the road clean with our tongues. We had half a handful of freezing cold gravel, worked twenty-four hours a day at the mill for fourpence every six years, and when we got home, our Dad would slice us in two with a bread knife. EI: Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing "Hallelujah." MP: But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'. ALL: Nope, nope.."Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #11 August 6, 2003 I think that line can be credited to the Zucker Brothers, comedic geniuses in their own right. Where I heard it was in the movie "Airplane". I know, it has nothing to do with Monty Python, I just can't resist that line whenevber someone starts a sentence with "Surely" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steph2 0 #12 August 6, 2003 Wafffer thiin mint? Steph -x- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #13 August 6, 2003 Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #14 August 6, 2003 And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.' AMEN To vanquish the Rabbit of Caerbannog Amazon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #15 August 6, 2003 maybe we should incorperate that little speech into SL training for the count after exit? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #16 August 6, 2003 we did a monty python evil rabbit skydive. pretty funny stuff. attached a plane shot. __ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Push 0 #17 August 6, 2003 NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brokeneagle 0 #18 August 6, 2003 Quote. . . . The Monty Python Thread !!! and shall be cast into the Pit of Eternal Stench. (or is too young to remember them). Hmmmm, and I thought the Pit of Eternal Stench originated in the David Bowie movie vehicle,The Labrynth... perhaps not- 'It's just a flesh wound-' 'Come back here, you coward- I'll bite yer legs off!' Brokeneagle. I'm really very gentle, no matter what my kung-fu teacher says... he is giving me a reputation I do not deserve! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #19 August 6, 2003 Here's relatively obscure when it comes to Python: QuoteIch bin ein Holzfäller und fühl mich stark, Ich schlaf des Nachts und hack am Tag. Er ist ein Holzfäller und fühlt sich stark, Er schläft des Nachts und hackt am Tag. Ich fälle Bäume, ich ess mein Brot, Ich geh auf das WC, Am Mittwoch geh ich shopping, Kau Kekse zum Kaffee. Er fällt die Bäume, er isst sein Brot, Er geht auf das WC, Am Mittwoch geht er shopping Kaut Kekse zum Kaffee. Er ist ein Holzfäller und fühlt sich stark, Er schläft des Nachts und hackt am Tag. Ich fälle Bäume und hüpf und spring, Steck Blumen in die Vas' Ich schlüpf in Frauenkleider Und lümmel mich in Bars. Er fällt Bäume, er hüpft und springt, Steckt Blumen in die Vas' Er schlüpft in Frauenkleider Und lümmelt sich in Bars...? Er ist ein Holzfäller und fühlt sich stark, Er schläft des Nachts und hackt am Tag. Ich fälle Bäume, trag Stöckelschuh Und Strumpf- und Büstenhalter. Wär gern ein kleines Mädchen So wie mein Onkel Walter. Er fällt die Bäume, trägt Stöckelschuh Und Strumpf- und Büstenhalter...? Hints: Its a song. It was on a Flying Circus episode that was taped in German...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites dterrick 0 #20 August 6, 2003 I'm a Lumberjack! QuoteNow don't give me that you snotty faced heap of parrot droppings!! Your kind really makes me puke you vacuous, malodorous pervert !! Uh, I just came here for an arguement Sorry this is abuse - you want twelve "A" ...stupid Git.... -Dave Life is very short and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend (Lennon/McCartney) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Push 0 #21 August 6, 2003 This parrot wouldn't go VOOM if I put four thousand volts through it! This is an ex-parrot! -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 35 #22 August 6, 2003 QuoteAnyone not posting to this thread is a Malodorous Pervert, and shall be cast into the Pit of Eternal Stench. (or is too young to remember them). So, what happens to people who are old enough to have seen a Monty Python movie and still don't know what you're talking about? She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kingbunky 3 #23 August 6, 2003 you must be taken out and spanked... and after the spankings, oral sex! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mr2mk1g 10 #24 August 6, 2003 oh you gotta love the castle anthrax Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Bolas 5 #25 August 6, 2003 Don't forget this one. Hey Bruce!!!! Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant who was very rarely stable. Heideggar, Heideggar was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table. David Hume could out-consume Schopenhauer and Hegel. And Whittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel. There's nothing Nieizsche couldn't teach 'ya 'bout the raising of the wrist. Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed. John Stewart Mill, of his own free will, after half a pint of shanty was particularly ill. Plato, they say, could stick it away, 'alf a crate of whiskey every day! Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle, and Hobbes was fond of his Dram. And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart: "I drink, therefore I am." Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed; A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. 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AggieDave 6 #19 August 6, 2003 Here's relatively obscure when it comes to Python: QuoteIch bin ein Holzfäller und fühl mich stark, Ich schlaf des Nachts und hack am Tag. Er ist ein Holzfäller und fühlt sich stark, Er schläft des Nachts und hackt am Tag. Ich fälle Bäume, ich ess mein Brot, Ich geh auf das WC, Am Mittwoch geh ich shopping, Kau Kekse zum Kaffee. Er fällt die Bäume, er isst sein Brot, Er geht auf das WC, Am Mittwoch geht er shopping Kaut Kekse zum Kaffee. Er ist ein Holzfäller und fühlt sich stark, Er schläft des Nachts und hackt am Tag. Ich fälle Bäume und hüpf und spring, Steck Blumen in die Vas' Ich schlüpf in Frauenkleider Und lümmel mich in Bars. Er fällt Bäume, er hüpft und springt, Steckt Blumen in die Vas' Er schlüpft in Frauenkleider Und lümmelt sich in Bars...? Er ist ein Holzfäller und fühlt sich stark, Er schläft des Nachts und hackt am Tag. Ich fälle Bäume, trag Stöckelschuh Und Strumpf- und Büstenhalter. Wär gern ein kleines Mädchen So wie mein Onkel Walter. Er fällt die Bäume, trägt Stöckelschuh Und Strumpf- und Büstenhalter...? Hints: Its a song. It was on a Flying Circus episode that was taped in German...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dterrick 0 #20 August 6, 2003 I'm a Lumberjack! QuoteNow don't give me that you snotty faced heap of parrot droppings!! Your kind really makes me puke you vacuous, malodorous pervert !! Uh, I just came here for an arguement Sorry this is abuse - you want twelve "A" ...stupid Git.... -Dave Life is very short and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend (Lennon/McCartney) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Push 0 #21 August 6, 2003 This parrot wouldn't go VOOM if I put four thousand volts through it! This is an ex-parrot! -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #22 August 6, 2003 QuoteAnyone not posting to this thread is a Malodorous Pervert, and shall be cast into the Pit of Eternal Stench. (or is too young to remember them). So, what happens to people who are old enough to have seen a Monty Python movie and still don't know what you're talking about? She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #23 August 6, 2003 you must be taken out and spanked... and after the spankings, oral sex! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #24 August 6, 2003 oh you gotta love the castle anthrax Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #25 August 6, 2003 Don't forget this one. Hey Bruce!!!! Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant who was very rarely stable. Heideggar, Heideggar was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table. David Hume could out-consume Schopenhauer and Hegel. And Whittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel. There's nothing Nieizsche couldn't teach 'ya 'bout the raising of the wrist. Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed. John Stewart Mill, of his own free will, after half a pint of shanty was particularly ill. Plato, they say, could stick it away, 'alf a crate of whiskey every day! Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle, and Hobbes was fond of his Dram. And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart: "I drink, therefore I am." Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed; A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
