bbarnhouse 0 #1501 December 16, 2002 Flight Attendant: "Excuse Me Sir, I cannot serve you anymore liquor" SkyMonkeyOne: "BTFU and gimme that...you don't know who you're talkin' to...you a monkey or a flunky?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #1502 December 17, 2002 B-squared is enfuego today. Hey, Bets, I needed to wear green and red for that parade last week, so I take the "Surf's Up" shirt out, put it on and tell the Mrs. "Lets go!". We both laughed so hard we cried. We figured the shirt might be a little, uh, "casual" for the parents of "Most Holy Rosary Elementary". What a great T-shirt for a parade though, "Brownies coming through! Back The F*ck Up!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #1503 December 17, 2002 QuoteHey, Bets, I needed to wear green and red for that parade last week, so I take the "Surf's Up" shirt out, put it on and tell the Mrs. "Lets go!". We both laughed so hard we cried. We figured the shirt might be a little, uh, "casual" for the parents of "Most Holy Rosary Elementary". What a great T-shirt for a parade though, "Brownies coming through! Back The F*ck Up!" BB laughs so hard she falls to the floor in a heap......tears streaming down her face....make it stooooop! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #1504 December 17, 2002 9 MORE DAYS AND THEN IT'S ON!!!!"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #1505 December 17, 2002 We only have 9 more days to take this thread and push it over the top for post numbers!--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #1506 December 17, 2002 As a former Flight Attendant I have asked for passengers to be removed from the aircraft due to lack of cooperation. I'm sure Chuck will cooperate fine; however, AGGRIVATE may be an entirely different story. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akaGQ 0 #1507 December 17, 2002 Im sure this may seem odd but I know Im really late posting on this but if anyone here is from georgia or one of the surrounding states and is planning to fly out to eloy for the boogie Ill foot for fuel for the plane if you could give me a ride out and back. And if not then I guess Im sunk. But if anyone can help please RSVP me at [email protected] Thanx and Blue Skies -G.- GQ ... it was the love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of adventure, the appreciation of beauty ... -Charles Lindberg Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #1508 December 17, 2002 Delta is ready when you are. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #1509 December 17, 2002 Quote As a former Flight Attendant I have asked for passengers to be removed from the aircraft due to lack of cooperation. pardon me, but... have we met? steve Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #1510 December 17, 2002 I don't think so. I had planned a trip to the left coast but 9/11 sorta put a stop to that when my kids freaked out. We'll meet in Eloy in 9 days though!! Want me to arrange for you to get kicked off the plane on your way? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #1511 December 17, 2002 The plans are pretty much final - Jeannie and I will be there late on the 26th or early on the 27th and we'll stay until the 1st or 2nd. Hope to see you all there.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #1512 December 17, 2002 HELP....someone do something. I just checked the weather forcast for Eloy and there is a 60% chance of rain on the 26th! -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,122 #1513 December 17, 2002 Quote60% chance of rain on the 26th! I'm sorry. That's unacceptable. At the very least, the drop zone should provide free beer. And my tent has a small hole in the top I was going to just cover with tape, assuming it never rains in Arizona. Maybe I'll have to break down and do it right. Well, if it's raining, anyone up for skiing? Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #1514 December 17, 2002 QuoteWell, if it's raining, anyone up for skiing Sounds fun, I'll put a tow line on the hitch of my truck, you bring the skis...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #1515 December 17, 2002 HUM...skis, a truck, a parachute or two and lots of skydivers. And everyone thought the flight attendants were going to have trouble with SkymonkeyONE and me on the plane...LOL -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cajones 0 #1516 December 17, 2002 It's all about the video! Someone bring some sticks we can use for splints. Cactus branches don't work very well. The laws of physics are strictly enforced. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #1517 December 17, 2002 I'm thinking a bored skydiver with a rope, a canopy, and a vehicle with a ball hitch has got to be one of the most dangerous combinations there is. But I'll do video. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #1518 December 17, 2002 Quote the most dangerous combinations there is. Dude, you left out beer, there will be plenty of beer!--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #1519 December 17, 2002 "Dude, I've got a rope, a canopy, and a ball hitch. Hold my beer and watch this...." We'll put that on your tombstone, Agmeister Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 3 #1520 December 17, 2002 Anyone at Perris during the Para-Performance World Games in November 2001 could have watched Clint Clawson do exactly this, launching from some sort of tricycle contraption. It was completely nuts. He got the main inflated, raced to nearly 40 mph behind a van before he got "lift-off", soared to about 400 feet under an old EXTreme 120, then cutaway the tow line and hooked the piss out of it, swooping the narrow pond next to the grass landing area. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #1521 December 18, 2002 ya recentlty JC and Jim have been doing a neat trick. Jim will land on the back of JC's dirt bike while it racing along the grass landing area. Pretty cool shit!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cajones 0 #1522 December 18, 2002 Just confirmed Lewmonst and I will be the producers for the Boogie Video! Make sure you find one of us before you do anything that might damage flesh, bone, remove eyes or digits, bend any sort of metal, cause a malfunction, incite rage or vomiting in yourself or others, be the cause or means of attracting the attention of EMS, fire, or law-enforcement types, or otherwise be interesting to other skydivers. The laws of physics are strictly enforced. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #1523 December 18, 2002 Woohoo! And I guess you'll need firewires of any video that DZ.commers get along the way, too, right?--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #1524 December 18, 2002 Might I suggest one of you follow me at all times. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cajones 0 #1525 December 18, 2002 Definitely! Firewire anything that might be used in the video, or as evidence. The laws of physics are strictly enforced. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
