Sebazz1 2 #1 December 13, 2002 Bwaaahaaaahaaaaa....LMAO.... Can you feel the love? I am purchasing tickets to Raeford, NC ASAP! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #2 December 13, 2002 I noticed! hE's BAA-aACKMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #3 December 13, 2002 Quote Bwaaahaaaahaaaaa....LMAO.... Can you feel the love?I am purchasing tickets to Raeford, NC ASAP! Does the Assmonkey have a tail? Is he tailless like Curious George? Does he shit in the kitchen? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #4 December 13, 2002 He's hijacking threads left and right... Pickin fights and and and and OMFG!!!He's going for Clay's sheep........ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #5 December 13, 2002 Does he shit in the kitchen? I think hes already done that....I gotta see clays sheep! and nate!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #6 December 13, 2002 Hey, if he gets really out of control, he'll pull some silly sh*t in the Women's forum and Bytch will beat the cr*p out of his SF groupie hide. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #7 December 13, 2002 i dont know what hes doing but i can't get a clear shot at him....someone hold him still!!!!!!if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #8 December 14, 2002 ooh he doesnt wanna fuck with the women ouch I can only see some angry ppl there when he get in... I put the football out, when he starts fukin it...SHOOT! My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #9 December 14, 2002 (chorus) Ass Monkey - that funky Monkey Ass Monkey - junkie That funky Monkey Got this dance that's more than real Ass Monkey - here's how you feel Put your left leg down - your right leg up Tilt your head back - let's finish the cup M.C.A. with the bottle - D. rocks the can Adrock gets nice with Charlie Chan We're offered Moet - we don't mind Chivas Wherever we go with bring the Monkey with us Adrock drinks three - Mike D. is D. Double R. foots the bill most definitely I like Ass Monkey and I rock well I got a Castle in Brooklyn - that's where I dwell (repeat chorus) Cause I drink it anytime - and anyplace When it's time to get ill - I pour it on my face Monkey tastes Def when you pour it on ice Come on y'all it's time to get nice Coolin' by the lockers getting kind of funky Me and the crew - we're hanging with Ass Monkey This girl walked by - she gave me the eye I reached in the locker - grabbed the Spanish Fly I put it with the Monkey - mixed it in the cup Went over to the girl, "Yo baby, what's up?" I offered her a sip - the girl she gave me lip It did begin the stuff wore in and now she's on my tip (repeat chorus) Step up to the bar - put the girl down She takes a big gulp and slaps it around Take a sip - you can do it - you get right to it We had a case in the place and we went right through it You got a dry Martini - thinking you're cool I'll take your place at the bar - I smack you off your stool I'll down a '40 dog" in a single gulp And if you got beef you'll get beat to a pulp Monkey and parties and reelin' and rockin' Def, def - girls, girls - all y'all jockin' The song and dance keeping you in a trance If you don't buy my record I got my advance I drink it - I think it - I see it - I be it I love Ass Monkey but I won't give D. it We got the bottle - you got the cup Come on everybody let's get ffffff (repeat chorus) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ramon 0 #10 December 14, 2002 Hey you got a jobby job yet? If I come visit Raeford can I sleep on the floor of one of Chucks campers, your borrowing? ramon "Revolution is an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment.", Ambrose Bierce. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #11 December 14, 2002 No job. Just jumping and partying. You are welcome at Raeford anytime. We have a bed for you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #12 December 14, 2002 I'm so upset i missed the day of Nathan's return. I could've been post whoring, but instead i was doing something silly....i went jumping today. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ramon 0 #13 December 14, 2002 Rite on.....and..get a job dude.I'd like to come visit just at the end of the cold season, when does it start to warm upramon "Revolution is an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment.", Ambrose Bierce. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #14 December 14, 2002 Nathans back my cool cool cat The Chromey boy who brings us joy Two in one is best I say Til HH comes to save the day Red hot forks and wet shoe laces is see But Nathans back and I'm HAPPY! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #15 December 14, 2002 I heard it is February or March. I may still be here. I maybe gone. Maybe to Florida or Yuma, Arizona with the Knights. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cornholio 0 #16 December 14, 2002 Quote No job. Just jumping and partying. You are welcome at Raeford anytime. We have a bed for you. Dude, are you really at Raeford ? And will be around next week ?? That just might be the determining factor on if I bring my rig out there and jump it for the pre-second time Lemme know here or PM me. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #17 December 14, 2002 As long as it is not X Mas I will be here. Bring your rig! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #18 December 18, 2002 Um SkymonkeyOne.... Did you forget to lock the cage again? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
katiebear21 0 #19 December 19, 2002 Quote I heard it is February or March. I may still be here. I maybe gone. Maybe to Florida or Yuma, Arizona with the Knights. How does someone that hates to pack his own shit get a job packing for the GK's? Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #20 December 19, 2002 I hate packing but it makes money. You gotta do what you gotta do. When I return I will have more money and more jumps! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
katiebear21 0 #21 December 19, 2002 Quote I hate packing but it makes money. You gotta do what you gotta do. When I return I will have more money and more jumps! I wasn't expecting a serious answer there... I know, money makes the world go round! And the real question is jumps? Are you serious? You've only made like 10 in two months! Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #22 December 19, 2002 QuoteYou've only made like 10 in two months That is all you have seen. I have actually made over 100. Have I been here two months? Damn, time goes by fast. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygal3 0 #23 December 19, 2002 almost. you left me right before Halloween. P.S. I still have your Oakley case here...(and your VCR) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ramon 0 #24 December 19, 2002 You have been a jumping fool..Good job Nate... r "Revolution is an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment.", Ambrose Bierce. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akaGQ 0 #25 December 19, 2002 ramon Ive been wondering whats that yellow thing in your picture? If its a ball then Im blind or something.- GQ ... it was the love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of adventure, the appreciation of beauty ... -Charles Lindberg Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites